Whit EM, limited spooky edition 🎃👻💀

Things we saw, did, ate, laughed about, etc., in Italy (and a hot second in France): a thread I will add to until everyone screams at me to stop for the love of god, or until I get bored, whichever comes last. Apartments atop an ancient Roman theater and across from a recently restored ruin

If there’s one candidate in the Dem primary whose platform is “I am frothing at the mouth to get those motherfuckers” they are going to win every single primary, and maybe some twice. So good luck Kamala.

i just learnt that a hockey player here in the UK got kicked out of a game because he took a penalty, left the penalty box to the stands while serving it, and came back to the ice with a pair of glasses for the referee, and i maintain that things shouldn’t be illegal if they’re also hilarious

I used to go to this when I was at GW and it is the MOST fun if you ever get a chance you should definitely go

It’s been almost 2 hours and I still can’t figure out how to properly deploy the Don’t Cry For Me Argentina joke

Well done, John Roberts. Well done.

Much like a world with fake-ass corporate Pride merch, I would much rather live in a country where both sides at least pay lip service to everyone being an American over a mask off one like this because taking the mask off is a sign something has gone wrong.

when the the regular monks find out about the trappist ones

the tampa bay rays are technically allowed to give up

Anyway for over a decade Boston Dynamics has been one of the companies I told M he wasn’t allowed to work for

Finally finished meetings for the day What asshole scheduled me for straight through back to backs first day returning from PTO???? (It was me. I am the asshole.)

This is something we get accused of surprisingly often and all I can say is: yes. Good. I am here to destroy the hopes and dreams of husbands who don't think they have to add value to their wife's life.

Any politician who’s willing to throw away one group’s rights is willing to throw away everyone’s rights. It’s that simple. Every single consultant, pundit and candidate who’s shown a willingness to abandon trans rights needs to be shunned from the party forever

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.