William Jansen

So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.

Experiencing Solvang as if I am the Prisoner and have temporarily escaped the white balloons.

Leaving today

🇩🇰Denmark’s PM Mette Frederiksen: Russia unfortunately does not want peace with us. Therefore, we have to continue rearming ourselves. Russia wants to take over parts of Europe. They are willing to go very far to achieve that. When you buy from the Russians, you finance the Russian war machine.

It's absolutely bonkers to me that this image led directly to this tweet.

This is a community note for the ages.

ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.

Sunnyfields Farm in Britain broke its own Guinness World Record with a giant squash mosaic of David Attenborough. The artwork measured more than 2,350 square feet and broke the farm’s previous record, which was held by its 2025 mosaic of Ozzy Osbourne.

It genuinely does sound like they just sold him on reaffirming the agreement we already had. And because he’s an ignorant dolt who didn’t understand what the status quo was, he’s happy to strut around taking credit for his brilliant diplomacy.

Jeg har lavet et Chrome-plugin, der erstatter Donald Trump med Anders Bircow, og internettet er allerede blevet 150% bedre. Skriv, hvis du vil have det.

You know who was at 9/11? Within an hour of the tower strike, Canadian firefighters were loading up gear to get to New York to help. In this photo: Ottawa crew - Brian Foley, Steve Carmichael, Gordie Thorpe and John Hamilton. You know who didn't show up? Donald Trump.

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel says his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC due to threats from Trump’s FCC. The interview will instead be posted to YouTube.

Imagine the self restraint to wait two and a half decades to tell this story for the first time.

Ham her bliver vi glade for ♥️ #sldk #fcndk

WOW! JD VANCE: “We’re about to celebrate the 25th year” of 9/11. Sir, the word is COMMEMORATE. Nobody’s celebrating 9/11.

I think the general consensus of people around the world is that Americans can get fooled by a con man once, but to return him to power a 2nd time after having seen his corruption, incompetence, ignorance, & buffoonery, the problem isn’t just Trump it’s the American people.

It’s not “an oil deal with Venezuela.” It’s Trump kidnapping an autocrat, refusing to hold elections, then leaving the remainder of the regime in place but only if they allow him to pillage their natural resources, which they are doing to remain in power oppressing the people.

did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume

One of one.

AI isn't a person, which is why something that isn't about people's feelings about AI is going on if people use a term that implies AI is a person to insult AI

well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics

HOLY S*** Dragon Lee

So Trump has picked a fight with the democratically-elected prime minister of Canada but calls the communist dictator of North Korea his friend. Americans, do you even know why we are fighting with Canada? Do you know what we get out of befriending the communist regime in North Korea? I don’t.

UK transit nerds are next level.

Del gerne 👇 #blålys

I love it when a special player is also a special human being. It was a joy being a Nordsjælland-fan the all too brief Yirenkyi-era.

Yep it’s canon that Jameson believes in human rights for every person, every group, every gender, every mutant, everyone except Spider-Man

And here we are again …

Wow. Just... Wow.

I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control

Solformørkelses-tip #1: Mine seje kolleger har lavet en lækker side, hvor man kan se, om der er mulighed for at se solformørkelsen, hvor man befinder sig, eller om der er noget, der skygger for den - altså, ud over Månen. Tjek tid+sted for reelle skygger fra bygninger m.m. septima.dk/solformoerke...

Ham der Peter Villum Berthelsen ik?

For reference, Westminster is about 21.5 km², so Russia took about one and a half Westminsters. If you've ever strolled around Trafalgar Square, Big Ben, and Hyde Park, that gives an idea of the progress Russia made in July, at a cost of over 40,000 casualties.

En af de virkelig trælse - og ikke sjældent småperfide - typer ovre på X kalder sig for "Baronen af Øresund". I dag giver BT ham over en halv times taletid og fuld anonymitet i et afsnit af deres podcast Borgerlig Tabloid, som de endda har lavet en artikel om. Siger alt om, hvad BT er blevet til.

EB har været så venlige lige at samle alle mål i en video jeg nok lige skal se 17 gange før jeg skal i seng. #KSDH ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbol...

Trying to imagine what the last month of my mom's life would've been like if she too had had an army of sycophants fueling her downward spiral with dementia

Whoever said "Never meet your heroes" really picked the wrong fucking heroes.

FC Nordsjælland som mester? Ret oplagt bud i mine øjne såfremt FCK og FCM igen har en sæson hvor deres stjerner ikke skaber et kollektiv.

whatever you think about hunter biden (and i really don’t care either way), he’s been through it. this is excellent.

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

A half-time show is an anti-football abomination. Players have gone through their career used to normal break. That rhythm disrupted, in the biggest game of their careers. It's of a piece with absurdly high ticket prices and Balogun controversy - Fifa ushering this through.