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I sometimes wonder if President rapey is sad he’s the president because it’s seems like it would be a lot harder to keep on raping as president, and I mean he really seems to love it. Then also think he doesn’t have his rape buddy anymore and that must also be tough on him.

Former presidents are just roasting the hell out of the White House redo today and it’s going to drive Trump absolutely insane

Sens are blasting Mr Brightside in their dressing room right now.

These Brady Tkachuk chants are crazy 🤣 🎥 - SENS TALK

I went looking for the essential energy of Pete Hegseth, and found Preeningly Hardass Assistant Principal Respected By No One At The School

Fox News keeps trying to make Michigan congressional candidate Abdul El-Sayed sound scary, but everything he says just keeps making sense.

Going to be soemthing to watch Lindsay Graham’s sister sell her soul in real time… “Miss Graham your reaction to the size of the Cleveland Steamer President Trump just parked on your brother’s gravestone?”

I would like to buy the photo editor a drink.

Elon Musk keeps threatening Canada's sovereignty, and Canada's leaders....keep posting on his social media platform? Non-MAGA politicians, journalists, business leaders: give your head a shake and stand up for your country. #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/10/14/o...

Zelenskyy says Trump has betrayed Ukraine.

This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.

Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

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Michael Tracey wants it to be known that he was *not* trying to "doxx" the victim of a horrible gang rape, he was merely trying to expose her identity and reveal it to their entire world. They're very different things, you see.

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Trump’s obsession with these vulgar memorials to his own vanity is a reminder of the darkness around him, of his hostility to democracy, his loathing of honor, and his disordered mind. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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A Chinese official attempted some of that Wolf Warrior Diplomacy ™ shit. It did not go well. Philippines' Defence Minister Gilberto Teodoro was speaking up for smaller nations and international law at a forum in Korea when he was handed a note from a Chinese official, meant as intimidating.

Canadians should watch this. #cdnpoli www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYAw...

No starker example of the media having different rules for each political party. If the press treated Elon Musk like Hasan Piker, every Republican in America would be forced to answer questions about why their party's biggest donor espouses anti-semitic race science.

That’s…a pretty crazy fucking thing to say, out loud, in an interview, to other humans.

Remember that time Trump tried to orchestrate a coup and then a majority of the House impeached him for incitement of insurrection and then a majority of the Senate voted to convict (but not a 2/3 majority so he was acquitted) and then the American people re-elected him a few years later anyway?

This is kind of rumor that you'd spread about a rival in the Roman Senate to get him murdered by an outraged crowd.

Finally some heat.

I was offered a deal to promote a prediction market company for the 4th time yesterday. Here’s what I told them:

Read it and weep. open.substack.com/pub/amerikan...

Hey man, not sure if you’re aware but this somehow made it of your DO NOT SEND draft folder.

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the next president has a duty to the country to prove that “tax immunity” is a completely made up thing that doesnt exist. they need to do this through intense prosecution to signal to future leaders what will happen if they try this

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Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

WATCH: “Does this feel like the right thing to do? Are you ready to be on the wrong side of side of history?” Tennessee Republicans generally remorseless about stripping representation from majority Black Memphis, drowning it out with white power to protect a corrupt president.

Fuck the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The growing risk of a ‘non-linear spike’ in oil prices ft.trib.al/06St80q

The Montreal Canadiens are full of shit. That is all.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading. It was worth it.

New Hungarian PM brutally confronts a news channel that banned him for years.

The elections in Hungary are seismic, globally. So I cover: - The rise of Orbán - Orbán’s weakening - The emergence of Péter Magyar - The election battle - The JD Vance visit - What it all means for Hungary, the EU, Putin & Trump open.substack.com/pub/mikegals...