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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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Don McLean must be spinning in his grave #TOTP

Eiffel 65 did another song? #TOTP

Get your bottles ready! #TOTP

¡Vamos, España!

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Another future Eurovision participant. At least she did okay. #TOTP

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There's no joy, there's no fun Dehydrating in the sun Now the taps, they run dry Cause the water's for A.I. #TOTP

Seasons In The Fucking Sun? I'm convinced record companies had bets on the worst 70s records they could get back to the top of the charts! #TOTP

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I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

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Oh Jesus no! This is the song I've been fearing the most from the 1999 repeats! #TOTP

Falco must be turning in his grave #TOTP

The original World Party version is much better #TOTP

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I don't see why the UK still bother sending something to #Eurovision. Our glory days are gone. Possibly forever.

It'll take an international superstar to beat this in Eurovision #TOTP

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PEEEEWWWW! #TOTP

Hashtags seem to be working again! #TOTP

I'm still waiting for Mambo no. 6 #TOTP

BOOOOO, TERF! #TOTP

We have 'La Isla Bonita' at home. #TOTP

Energy prices are rising, AI is taking our jobs and civilization might collapse, but hey, we might be getting a new Boards of Canada album!

Who the fuck bought this single? #TOTP

Fuck off, Thatcher! #TOTP

If you’re part of any creative groups, unions or other organisations in the uk you should be passing news like this along and spreading the world. News like this gets has the chance to be overlooked but if enough organisations kick up a fuss things can change.

Oh no! We forgot to put any verses in this song! #TOTP

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#TOTP Tiffany from EastEnders klaxon!

Play that other song you did #TOTP

Holding back the ears #TOTP

PLAY WINDOWLICKER YOU COWARDS! #TOTP

When you forget to plug your phone in before bed... No charge! #TOTP

Your fog lamps are on! #TOTP

Sorry, Michael. You can't beat this rendition of Love Changes Everything. #TOTP www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASr...

MORTAL KOMBAT! Oops, wrong song! #TOTP

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Play My Lovely Horse! #TOTP

Is this the new TOTP House Band? #TOTP

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Play The Tweets! #TOTP /j