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Notice that right after JD pats her knee Usha appears to recoil in her head and shoulders in ick.

J.D.Vance is a hillbilly and Peter Thiels backing.

He’s going to read ‘Art of the Deal’

Have they announced that they will be naming the child after JD Vance' daddy? Donald John Trump Vance?

💞💕🥳

They really are soulmates…

Disgusting

Definitely! I get the feeling that it’s all a means to an end with both of them. She’s just better at faking it.

At least the donut shop folks weren’t longtime friends, much less his spouse. This is painful.

Weirdest “90 Day Fiancé” episode ever.

Who's the dad? Doubt it's J.D.'s

What the fuck was that shit?

🤮

I note that they chose not to sit on the couch together.

He’s so creepy and condescending.

you're probably right

You can just feel the passion between these two. We need to grab a hose!

What is that 'set'- is that supposed to be their home? Where there young children live?

It was prolly an action item listed in the script.

He’s………….weird.

Rizz on rizz on rizz for this playboy

He leans in she backs up

slo mo cringe

😱 “GET ME OUTTA HERE‼️” 🤡 🛋️ 👀

😒 “Well isn’t THAT special.” 🤡 🛋️

😒 #JDVance 🛋️ is an A**HOLE!!

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What the Fuck?

He is so awkward.

Well doesn't that say a whole lot about their relationship.

I will consult my aloe vera plant and see if it can help.

That cringeworthy moment went past 10.

OMG

What the WHAT?. I can't, this guy ugh

Ugh, why are they all so weird?

What is this for? Why is it Christmas themed?

Gag

Can anyone say lavender?

She looks pregnant who is the father

Something is missing

LOL. "It's so good to see you out of the kitchen."

“Nice to see you”….. “Who’s the father?”

That is probably as much physical contact in... how many weeks pregnant is she?

Oh, the passion.

Awwwwwwkkkkward

You just know he likely reeks of Scotch Brite.

That SNL skit sucked.

This is the response guys give when they forget someones name...

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Good ta see ya?????

This was dumb

Or someone carrying another mans baby

When a guy makes reality a parody.

Awkward…

Oh…the little woman…

"Good to see yuh" Oh stop it, you lovebirds 😘

Pass the sick bucket, Alice.

So much AI slop out there. These people look fake as hell

Disneyland's Hall of Vice Presidents is so lifelike!

I have the sound off. It looks like a hostage video.

He was thinking of his couch the whole time he was with her.

At least he didn’t try to “steal” her nose

National Buffoon!

How is this as awkward as watching Trump and Epstein’s ex-girlfriend interact?

She is an IMMIGRANT.

Everything about this feels #fakeAF.

Hooooo!!! If my husband ever greeted me with “Good to see ya”. I’d be like “wtf you talkin about?”

he IS a special reader!

Creepy. Awkward. Odd.

Weird

Vance gives new meaning to Pushin the (sofa) cushion.

🤮💩👀

Melania chief among them. I swear the more Donald’s ankles swell, the happier she looks.

I’d suggest the billionaire also got JD’s wife pregnant, but from what I understand that’s not likely.

That Sheldon-Amy magnetism!

Now that's a knee slapper.

Yeah because He is a Racist!

Cringe

What the hell was that?

Her eyes are blinking save me, in morse code.

Why do Republican men wear more makeup than their wives?

What the fuck?

Jesus. Get a room already. Separately. Separate rooms.

This has all the energy of an arranged marriage.

Happily programmed

SO FUCKING FAKE

🫠

AF

Good to see ya?

Say what u want about him at least he is putting in the effort to learn how to read .

So f’in weird.

I was not prepared for the amount of awkwardness in this clip

This is very, well, weird.

Barf

Is this real?? How old is this?? This is extremely bizarre. The pat on the leg??!! Apparently, no more f’ing couches??? At the moment I feel sorry for her. She seems like she’s really stuck with him for now. I hope their kids are ok.

Does she know her husband is a monster? I wonder how she really feels about him working for this horrible administration, too.

*slaps knee of wife* I can generate close to 1000 lbs. of raw awkward with this baby

What kind of tap on the knee is that 🤔 That's how I pet my puppy

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"Atta boy!"

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