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Somebody please help me, I have too many eggs, it’s a disaster

What world does he live in?

This should be on every front page for the next two weeks. "Trump says the price of eggs is getting too low"

Turkey talks Turkey

Oh, just make it end.

Cool story, bro

Two weeks ago, Donald said the price of eggs were down 59%, then the next day he said 69%, two days later 79% and now 86%. The price of eggs are not down at all. I cannot believe we are allowing this criminal to remain in office.

In the metaverse, everything is possible, you can duplicate eggs !

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What the Fuck is he talking about? Egg prices are still up compared to last year, and there is still a shortage.

They are $6.99 at my local Albertsons, and there were three cartons left when I was there 20 minutes ago

$9/dozen in northern VA yesterday....not sure that's too low for me

I believe he's running out of people who he thinks are too stupid to believe, or selectively believe his bull crap. People just have to go to the grocery store to debunk this....a place I doubt he's ever been.

Just look at Oz standing there with that smile, they all love kissing his ass

Lie. Doesn’t maga go grocery shopping and see he’s a liar?

Where can I find those cheap eggs at?

Too many? Then why does my supermarket say only one dozen per customer?

He’s such an inveterate liar. Like he will never stop.

It's just too easy to check. Why doesn't anyone in the room call him out - ever 🤷

Before Biden left I could get a dozen for about $2.50 now they are up to $6. How will MAGA react when they know for a fact that everything is still rising in price?

He’s an idiot…. Prices are too low lmao I can’t

I paid $5 today so I’m thinking I would be ok with them going too low.

And his MAGA cult members will believe it

Today’s price at Kroger.

He just says whatever regardless of the truth. Remember when G. Bush senior was blown up for raising taxes when he said he wouldn’t? Thats a slow Sunday afternoon for Trump.

nope. trump take paycheck

Why do pressers even bother to show up? Just blank it. Leave the room half empty. Fact check every statement after it and come out and say the President is lying to you.

Rich assholes keep lying about the high prices we see every day. I wonder why?

Never a let up on the 2+2=5 crap.

They are over $10 where I live, my neighbor has chickens, and I live in a city. We're seniors so we only need a few once in awhile, so we now get them from her.

So out of touch! #EGGs

He has lost his mind!!

Imagine if Joe Biden had said this.

That fucking jackass (Oz?) grinning in the background.

The IVF president 🥚 🇺🇸

There are $7.29 at my local kroger...

Don't believe what you see in the grocery store. Believe what he tells you.

March 21, 2025 article: thehill.com/homenews/adm...

He may be right considering the enormous number of eggs he and his mis-administration are laying.

The prices are getting too low for…?!

Prove it!

They’ve been vaccinated. 😎

That’s what I figured. Thank you. Or as my québécois relatives would say, merci.

Maybe some of us can organize an underground chicken run. I believe relatives of Harriet Tubman still live in my area. 🥚 🐓 🥚 🐓 🥚 🐓

Too low!!! 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

The epitome of "let them eat cake."

"Too low." 😂😂😅😅😂

Nobody believes a word that guy says anymore he is so full of shit -about everything

For the record, you can get 20 eggs for about that price in Europe (Ireland). Granted, these are t fanciest eggs, but still.

haven’t found them for anything less in WEEKS. absolutely worthless man.

The average price for a dozen eggs in the United States hit $6.23 last month, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Trump is a pathological liar.

Same by me. But also, the things conservatives miss is WE WEREN'T THE ONES WHO VOTED BECAUSE OF EGGS. It's literally a meme. But we are the ones that warned tariffs were going to kick off another round of inflation and yup, that has started. I get Amazon price change notifications daily now.

Damn, I caught a sale, I guess. 😅 $5.79.

Ditto

Same here, and those were the cheapest ones in the store.

🤣 dude thinks just because he says it, it’s true. Unlike him, Americans can verify this for themselves

Then why were they trying to buy eggs overseas? www.reuters.com/world/us/how...

I saw this quote I thought it was satire.

“I could eat fifty egg!”

“And two hard boiled eggs!” “Honk!Honk!” “Make that three hard boiled eggs!”

What say you MAGA world? Still support this loser who is wrecking our economy?

Everything coming out of his mouth at this press conference is a lie.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that Eggs actually are all around.

Costco had no eggs yesterday. The art of talking out your ass.

He is literally the dumbest, most pathological lying person to ever become President. WHY would anyone want this in office?!!!!

Bragging about how great everything is while prices increase is a sure fired way to ENRAGE the electorate. I hope Trump keeps doing it.

We paid over $6.00 for eggs two days ago.

This clip gotta legitimately piss off a ton of his base lol

So why are stores sending emails and signs in their stores?

In what alternate fact reality?

Don’t believe your eyes and ears. Believe me.

Who are today’s captiveS? They look thrilled to be there.

youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI?...

He cannot open his mouth without shit falling out of it. And he cannot stop opening it.

I bought eggs yesterday...and the price was definitely not too low.

FUN FACT: Eggs remain so expensive people are dyeing marshmallows, onions, potatoes, and rocks for Easter. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Up is down.

So, when is the media or SOMEONE going to mention that this president is batshit insane and clearly mentally unwell?

Just out there making shit up.

This is the gaslighting in its simplest form

Uh, haven't they been importing eggs?

Cnn did fact check article. The mad man is such a liar!!

It seems gas prices are lower since he had the Saudis visit him at Maralago.

Whacked out on special k and adderall. Watch for the herky jerkies soon.

Even in those Oval Office meetings, where he sits at the Resolute Desk and Musk or somebody else talks to the press, he just zones out. Totally flat affect.

What an egghead - prices are not down no matter how much he lies

For the first time in my life I think I can speak for the overwhelming majority of my countryfolk here in America when I say that off is the general direction in which he should fuck.

Could only buy a dozen today at my local Trader Joe's

Narrator: egg prices had not, in fact, been getting too low.

He has no idea what eggs cost. And no one really cares about egg prices. He was just lathering up his minions to be mad.

Donald Trump has never been to a grocery store in his elitist, pampered, miserable life. He proves it every time he tells us that we have to photo ID's to buy groceries. Egg prices are still quite high in much of the country and Trump had nothing to do with the lowering from their recent highs.

escuchar a Trump hablar es aborrecente. El hijoeputa exagera todo, dice mentiras y la prensa es peor que no lo corrigen

yo m expreso mejor en Inglés que el presidente

Dude has never bought an actual egg in his life. Like he has any context for what any average person in America goes through in their daily efforts to survive.

Does anyone push back? Come in with a pic of egg prices from that morning

🍊💩🤡 doesn’t use the word,’groceries’ but sure knows how to lie. I bought eggs at Costco yesterday—18 for $7. At aldi they were $4.87 a dozen. There is no decrease in price—he does not know how to do math, or shop or behave decently. He is a sick fu*ker who I will hate always.

1 dozen limit in my hood.

Did his house get egged or something?

How are we living in this timeline? Gawd, our collective karma must be complete sh*t.

I swear he just said he lowered prices by 89%?!?

This exactly. 🎯 He doesn’t have to worry about fact checking anymore. His base will never hear about his lies bc they don’t watch anything that might mention them.

Because the media started doing this 15 years and has never stopped being glorified stenographers instead of, you know, fact-checkers

With Trump he makes it easy to determine if he is out of touch or stupid, he's both.

It means putting stuff in a bag.

Sounds like he is getting his supporters ready to now start saying egg prices are too low because prices are about to go up.

People know he's lying. They buy the eggs, he doesn't. Of course many are NOT buying eggs.

I feel like there's a reason nobody talks about egg prices being down 87%.

Oh damn, hey bloated yam would you share with the working class where you buy your eggs that are so damn cheap???

That’s a fact, I truly believe he didn’t know what groceries were and still doesn’t.

“It’s every unit of grocery”

One of the wildest things that struck me... He's never been in a grocery store to shop. Never had a home cooked meal prepared by his family. Never bullshitted with the store clerk. On top of all the other weirdo shit, just such an insulated existence with absolutely no connection to normies like us

He knows the best words.

It’s time to talk about putting Grampa in a home

The drive-thru daiquiri shop was selling them for $5/dozen

Yeah, free eggs would definitely suck. Not in my America.