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Big brother will see everything you do

Im not buying anything meta

The original cheap sunglasses.

Of all the people I hate, I hate that guy the 2nd most (an 🍊, slimy, pudgy pile of 💩is #1)

Without meaningful privacy laws in place, I wouldn't even consider this kind of crap.

What's the point of this, so you are at least looking forward when you walk out into traffic cause you're not paying attention to what you're doing?

Remember that episode of Ghost in the Shell:SAC where one of the main characters was looking at photos that showed a victims wife in bed, but there was no camera? Apparently, this is Zuckabergs wet dream. Not touching this shit.

Zuckerberg with my nan’s perm 🤣

When I think about the vast number of end-timers who were happy to scare young Christian kids like me with “a Thief in the night” who will now line up and pay money they don’t have to put these damn things on their FOREHEADS… I just can’t.

They been pushing those glasses for the last two years. I guess that's how there gonna send us messages we don't want.

That guy is complicit

Completely

I think I've seen a film similar 🤣

Zuckerberg thinks we are all Suckerbergs!

He’s such a low life human, let all the maga buy that up- oh wait they can’t afford it 😊

Mark is just smokin meats & surfboarding guys! Have you not seen the gold chain? I feel like people are not seeing the gold chain and therefore, it’s not doing what it should. Mark can’t steal all your data & constantly monitor us all with his douche glasses if you guys aren’t getting the chain

Abso-fucking-lutely!!

I'm more worried about pop-up ads in my vision

iGoogle Glasses 🤓

The word pitiful comes to mind when I see this jackass.

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

We called those BCs in basic training.

Great idea! I’m not going to buy them every day!

WTF Google did this same thing like 12 years ago. Then Apple did something similar four ago. Meta is like Harbor Freight of IT compared to others. Just left over shit that only morons would buy.

😆😆😆

BUT IT WILL COST YOU

Suckerburg? Glasses? Hasn’t that been done before? In the background is there a vision of his dear leader? 29’ Newsom raises the tech bros and hoes taxes through the roof The DOJ will break up tech firms and media companies that joined the cult

I can't wait to dress like fashion icon Mark Zuckerberg...said no one. Ever.

Yea Fuckerberg can go Fuck himself.

Those look like a migraine to me. I’m sure they pose all sorts of negative health and mental health consequences. But idiots will buy them nonetheless.

It's a challenge with how much electronics you have to fit in there. There was reporting in the past that Essilor Luxotica didn't want to do these because they had to be more chunky than the versions without the display and apps.

Apparently you will be unhireable if you don't fork out $799 dollars in three easy payments and one more payment that is a terrifying pain in the ass for these revolutionary better than a jetpack sunglasses

Get out of my eyes and my mind, Zuck. 😳

The scariest part of this technology is that he seems to wind up owning whatever you see and hear with what he considers his stuff. That’s what money buys you in this kakistocracy — absolute ownership of everything.

I hear you. Facebook is virtually unusable, what with all the ads and all the groups. Stopping them requires many steps to block each one. Predatory stuffing.

I saw part of their marketing included "dominated by ai".....uh, nah, thanks

Americans, they are bleeding you dry on your rights and expecting you to spend your money on their BS! #DONTFnDOIT! Social propaganda aka media is a cancer and we know who is spreading it for money! Our information may not be ours anymore, but you do control what you buy!

You look stupid wearing that shit

Yup. F him & the Meta he rode in on.

How many times are these tech ass clowns going to try to push smart glasses on us? The last time ended in street brawls in San Francisco over privacy rights.

Lol, he just needs a moustache now...thats not a good

it's garbage. another way to separate people from their hard-earned paycheck

Fuck that pastey POS.

Yucky Zuck. Stole FB from those twins, allied with fascist Trump, sold our private info to god knows who? He’s a weasel!

No, not EVER! I will not ever be buying a, "wearable."

In Basic training we wore similar frames. We called them BC's "Birth Control" because nobody would have sex with you if you wore them.

Get in line buddy

I don't trust anything Meta produces. It'll be just another tool for them to harvest and sell data

Will the AI glasses be smart enough and fast enough to warn you that you're about to be run down by a self driving Tesla? Honest question.

$799 in a recession, lol

Hate Facebook, Meta, Zuckerberg

Not buying anything Zuckerberg is selling.

Also bad for eyes that close

Waiting for more lemmings to walk into traffic with these on....

He could never get my money

What a fukn joke! Who wants to pay $799 for a stupid pair of gaming glasses 👓??

Amen and more to hate about Zuckerberg. I watched my Mom be brave w/ macular degeneration. If these ugly things would help her and millions

I got mine

What you mean Google glass 2.0. Yeah I’m sure Republicans will love it. Maybe Trump could get a pair 🤓 and help promote the product amongst his many supporters. Well actually, they can’t afford it and they think glasses make you woke.

Faceyuck

I was an original Google Glass wearer and I am keenly interested in where this tech is going, but not with Meta. I'll wait for something like Project Aurora from XREAL, who makes my One Pro AR glasses that I am wearing right now.

He's really going all out to embrace the Dweeb Look.

Because it is convenient.

Cyber Truck, Face Edition

Not buying to infinity and beyond!!

What a load of crap. Who would want to have this thing recording everything you say and do? And if you think they won't be able to access whatever that is, you are a fool. And you'll be paying THEM to be a fool for THEM.

Love the rhyme. Yeah this idea has been tried a few times, Meta's previous glasses have actually been fairly successful though.

hahahahaha I'm broke old man .. My budget doesn't allow for paid subscriptions or desire driven buying... I'm in a state of Permanent Boycott.. I don't have a TV ( for near 30 years) ... my luxury is internet access... Entertainment: If it ain't free... its not for me... Minimalism beats capitalism

Have you seen his eye tan line?

Yeah, Google Glass was a much more primitive version of this way back. These probably have a better chance of catching on with how there's more functionality, a way better display, they're less noticeable etc.

ZB is a synthetic , there is something really off with him .

Wait until they get hacked. No one wants to see Zuck having sex.

I have no desire to look like Buddy Holly or Roy Orbison thanks

your comment made me consider that they could probably make these have a feature that would warn people of approaching cars when crossing a street

Oh Fuck that!

If anyone approaches me with this thing in their face, I will inform them that they have 5 seconds to take it off or walk away, or else I will void its warranty, whether it’s still on their face or not.

Why does Zuck dress like a Family Guy parody of a hipster all of a sudden

Btw I saw this stencil on the sidewalk right outside the SF hospital that now, unfortunately, bears his surname. No one here calls it that tho.

just making shit up 💩

Fox misspoke. They meant META looks to look stupid. (Not hard for that particular nerdbro)

It's just that they're also suggesting these will in the future constantly record everything you see and hear and take notes. Step further from the amount of surveillance our devices already do. They don't have the battery life for that yet though.

It has to work with android/ios because it isn't standalone yet

Finally, a pair of glasses that won’t improve my vision and will actually distract me while also making me look really ugly and unstylish unlike regular glasses.

I'm disappointed to learn that the new iOS update doesn't keep track of sleep anymore and requires the watch. :( I never saw the point of the watch cause it did the same things my phone could... until now! *dun dun dun

Looking worst than Halloween Spirit Costume Glasses Prop. 🎃👻👓

In the US it’s maga hats.

Looks like the old Army issue glasses nicknamed "birth control"

Nothing like paying for the honor of potentially being spied-on.

This a-hole may be the most dangerous nerd on the planet. And that’s saying something.

Can you short a purchase? Lol

Everything is going to hell

“Look at me everyone, I’m a fucking dork !”

I'm waiting till it can real-time GenAI everyone in my field of vision naked. One assumes that'll make public speaking easy as pie. 😄

Nope, not possible.

If they came with a plastic nose and a mustache, I would be a little tempted

Does he think, he is Steve Jobs?

His demo failed spectacularly. The technical marketing person responsible the demo was beyond panicked. Too funny

I can see the ER filling up with idiots

(Him, not you @atrupar.com, soz 🫶)

It's the CueCat® of eyewear.

Fuck this nerd and his ilk. They're selling us out to make another billion.

One more opportunity for us to see life as the rich geeks want us to see, and of course to increase their wealth. Will there be algorithms?

I wouldn't buy the time of day from Mark Suckerberg!

I'm pretty sure I would actually like smart glasses. But never ever those made by Meta, the godfather of all untrustworthy tech companies

Fuck Suckerberg ‼️

Fvck Zuckerberg.

The dorkiest tech billionaire on the planet next to Xlon Xusk looks even weirder wearing expensive glasses that even Buddy Holly would shun

Amen!