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Diane needs to burn in Hell for eternity.

Those boxes look way too fresh to be full on anything that's been transported anywhere.

Where’s her party city costume?

Impeach her

Fake boxes siren soundtrack, just a day in life for cheap propaganda

She's walking a bit less bow legged than I recall from the day no one would let her in to use the bathroom.

lol 😂 no one likes you. Get lost. Loser.

AMERICANS JUST LAUGH AT HER - LOCK HER UP ALREADY!

no drugs were ever interdicted before!

Does she do anything but press conferences and photo ops? We know Lewendowski‘s running the ops. She must be exhausted…hair, make up, costume changes, faux outrage and fake news …

And the blaring sirens were a welcomed distraction to all present.

Dance for the audience of one.

MAKE A AMERICA SAFE AGAIN??! THE PARTY OF FUCKIN CAREER CRIMINAL PEDOPHILE RAPISTS FASCIST TRAITORS

I think it’s the stress. I mean. I sure do hope it is.

The Wire would have presented much more believable.

Is that supposed to be Giant boxes of drugs and just bags of powder laying in piles? Hahahaha

Part of the tough gal cosplay?

What no cowboy hat? Also, where's Corey?

Is that supposed to be fake drugs lol?

*Gnome

Puppy murder goat murder

Fake props. Performing for a party of one. 🤡💩

Ha!!

Is she doing it in front of the Epstein files?

Nicely packaged boxes. Bet, they’re EMPTY!

Sounds very safe in make America save again world

why do i get the impression that these are the narcotics equivalent to "star trek rocks"...? 🤔🤔

Is that supposed to be boxes filled with cocaine or something?

"Let's be the sand in the gears for the next four years."

It's a raid!🎶

This chick needs to be fired.

Whose the laughing local cronie on the right? Girl you do not need to be friendly to Noem!

She’s scared 💩 less! 🤣

Why is she in California!!!

It’s always telling when someone acknowledges men by their full names and women only by their first.

Are those all the Melania dvds ready to hit landfill ?

She’s a terrible person.

Louder in the back, we can still hear her BS

I don't think people like her- or is that just me?

Hey Cosplay Barbie, get lost!

I love it

Its California, we get shit done, unlike you fucken dog killer

What’s supposed to be in the large boxes?? Weapons grade dorm fridges?

lol. That’s the fakest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

Kristi's gender enhancement surgery failed. Instead of making this 54 yr old woman look like a teenager, it just makes her look like a 54 yr old woman who wants to look like a teenager. Her time pretending to be the cutest girl in the class is just about up.

those empty boxes covered with sandbags or something?

Save all files and documents you will be held accountable. Your time is shorter than can imagine. Democracy will hold all your lawlessness accountable. Make plans for an orange jumpsuit.

Are those prop boxes and bags of fake meth?

Sirens blaring behind Kristi Noem as she tries to stage a border presser is the most honest soundtrack imaginable—manufactured crisis, real emergencies ignored.

Get out of our state.

The production designer for this press conference will NOT be nominated for any awards for their lack-of-efforts

She’s gonna get all the plumb assignments, in warehouses filled with empty boxes, isn’t she?

😅😜😅

😆

Those are the cries of children on the winds of ICE

Where's Kristi's costume?

Probably flour in the bags

America was a lot safer before your thugs showed up

They posed evidence bags around the lectern they brought in.

Go Otay!!!

Someone’s had a conversation with her… told her to dress professionally and get rid of the cowboy hat! For now.

Where is our cowboy hat?

please say they are coming to arrest her!!!! 🤞

What? No hat?

Corey probably gave her permission to get out and show that she is relevant

👏💗

Yuk. He deserves his life I guess. I don’t like his chances much if he tries to dump her anyway. He’ll wake up in Uganda.

I would have pulled the fire alarm

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of sirens. All power to all the people. ✊

But she does have her blue book of idiotic things to say. Loyalty is the only qualification needed to have a high ranking position in this embarrassing idiocracy. Anyone with a shred of intelligence would not have it so we’re stuck with a bunch of half wits who don’t know their head from trumps ass

They really had some unpaid intern assemble all those boxes LMAO

Wait, I barely recognize her without her cosplay get up (no offense to people who enjoy cosplay)

What is this latest performative nonsense?

what is with the cosplaying backdrop?

E

where's the smoke machine for her entrance 😔

California hates her guts, I hope she is not planning to go anywhere for food while she is stinking up the place.

The lady should be in jail. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/02/when...

Taco’s for everyone

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope this was on purpose 🙏 😕

If those boxes were filled with anything meaningful they would collapse on each other Jesus Christ do they think we're freaking idiots or what.

Kunty Gnomes is not even human #pedofuhrer

If I were petty, I’d observe the way Noem’s constantly perfect beach waves & precision makeup might scorch taxpayers who understand that WE pay the salaries for her hair & beauty squads—& for their travel on Noem’s jets. We bought her ginormous cowboy hats, too.

I think Diane is a strong indication that those sirens were purposeful. 😉😄

Every day. Do not give her or ICE thugs one moment of peace

Blast her off the face of..

It's like the opening scene in Naked Gun.

Why aren’t they masked?

It’s delicious.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Hey Noam....., kill any dogs lately? You should be ban from having pets since you don't know how to train a animal, or show love and compassion towards the ones that take a little longer to learn. Horrible people do what she did. YOUR PURE EVIL!

Has Noem “liberated” Los Angeles yet?

Nazi!

So sad that no one showed up with whistles, too.

Keep in mind, when I was a child, the American station was only staffed on weekends and holidays there. And it consisted of a barb wire fence and cattle guard. I’m not really old either.

Liar liar pants on fire. Let’s see her nose.

The subs got it right, "I'm Christi No"

🌹🌹🌹

I guess they told her dressing like a Nashville hooker had to stop

Appropriate.

Kristi Noem, the Queen of Chaos.

Glad she named all the people to investigate and prosecute so clearly.

Botox brained puppy killer with anorexia of the soul.

Impeach Krusty now

This is actually comic.

Nah, he famously only does coke off toilet seats; he probably stores in his bathroom.

Bags of flour?

Love this for her! Yes pls, more of this!

Lmao you want us to believe you’ve seized like 500’000 tons of drugs in clean in damaged boxes? Where the drugs put into the boxes where they sat? Are you all to lazy to tape up bags of flour anymore?

🤣😂

LoL it’s only her DHS posse no local LEO. Also only first names for 2/3 she mentioned.

Get the hell out of California you effing bitch

I’d rather hear nails on a chalkboard than listen to that rotten hag spew lies. Did Lewandowski write her lines?

Oh Kristi … you look so dumb 🙄