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Fandango says "Not available streaming or in theaters." unbelievable www.fandango.com/musk-2026-24...

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

CREDITS: Most of these points were earlier posted on Reddit by someone else: www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/c...

300K tons of oil is 2.2M barrels or 13.5 hours of diesel in the USA . Amazing deal 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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this has halloween badabook vibes

BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

This is insane

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Fair Q Answer: laws don’t apply to the rich/Trump’s donors — for them he has literally abolished prisons

"Listen, I like keeping my attention glued to the real America. Where I don’t have to think about politics. Are you taking a vacation this year? We would, but the cost of gas and groceries has skyrocketed with this war in Iran and all these new tariffs Trump imposed." buff.ly/XpCbDuw

How To Talk To A Machine Without Anthropomorphising It

This man delivers a no-bullshit takedown of Trump and his MAGA supporters, no fucks given. We should all be this mouthy and vocal. And I love his hat.

RAMPELL: “.. I initially assumed this must have had some boring technical explanation—until I talked to the experts and learned just how truly insane the story is.” @crampell.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/europe-gol...

"The computer is giving us its interpretation of a steak. It's, uh, translating it for us. It's rethinking it, rather than *reproducing* it, and something's getting lost in the translation...The flesh. The poetry of the steak.” ~ David Cronenberg, THE FLY (1986)

"likely to be the largest in at least 1,000 years' Make no mistake, this is going to be an unprecedented and catastrophic weather/climate event Harvests will be especially badly hit Without wishing to sow concern, stocking-up in advance would be judicious www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Literally how these food recalls feel 😂

The shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman buried 8600-9000 years ago in Germany. Around her were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle.

they don't call it diesel crack for nothing

oh ffs

indeed. thanks for sharing @solomonrmissouri.com

baby ents off to daycare

This is very good advice from Dr Marino. And if you want to read other papers giving evidence pointing to zoonotic origin, do also read these: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... The evidence gets stronger over time.

Scientists of the Nautilus research ship capture a Big Fin Squid on camera, at 5454m (17’800 ft) depth. This was their live reaction: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

“We’ve moved into the Age of the Oligarch which is defined by a network of the rich and powerful and the authoritarians they prop up. The group transcends national borders and has zero interest in the countries that elevated them to power.”

Make no mistake here. This is Trump objectively taking the side of Iran, a nation we are currently at war with, over the Americans in Minnesota because he hates the governor and the fact that a majority of voters there did not vote for him

"Siamese Cat" Sculpture by Lee Sangsoo #MenWithCats

Despite all the accusations of crimes and cover-ups, the Trump admin has never actually prosecuted or jailed anyone. The supposed stolen 2020 election, Jan 6 deep state, Dr Fauci, etc. All of its is just theater for the base, revving them up. In the end, will undermine faith in gov and institutions.

Manosphere grifters have figured out that some men are easily manipulated by making them feel insecure about their masculinity. The GOP has turned this sales pitch into both an ideology and a campaign strategy. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

what a thread

Larry the Cat is hard as fuck!

holy shit

dood fuckin tooted it anyway

crazy. and TF issued a recall too?

my cat, houdini, has found a nice comfy pile of gravel to nap on

Among the documents released by the White House tonight is this claim that Colorado's voter registration rolls were "compromised" by China. Colorado's voter registration rolls are public records. You can order a copy here: www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/electio...

oh shit www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

thank you, doctor. I see folks are saying washing food is enough to prevent this but I've only seen random people say this so I'm inherently skeptical

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“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.