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A moist Trump. Just before bedtime. Not cool man. Not cool. This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.

well ok i have now officially joined the "moist is a horrible word" club

Come on cholesterol!

Doesn't profuse sweating precede a heart attack?

There must’ve been a pretty 12 yo in the audience, who reminded him of Ivanka.

Loaded

Adderall is a funny drug.

How appropriate - a Steal corporation...

Good. Let him sweat.

Glitching out, earlier he was slurring. He can't breathe. That is why his speech has so many halts and starts, he needs to take a breath between every couple of words. That would indicate his heart isn't getting enough O2 from his lungs. Probably fluid retention or congestive heart failure.

The use of "Trump" and "moist" in the same sentence is just ... blech ...

His little swimmer leaking?

Slurpy turnip-brain babble

They left him too long under his lizard people heat lamp

This is gonna be a shit show. I’m sure his nap at the board of peace will have him speaking super clear and professionally…/s

Notice “Rome, Georgia” in the background. In 2016 Trump had the place names of his speech locations on his podium. That was a big deal. Why? Because the persons in each town, seeing national news reports of each speech, could say “hey, that’s my town! We are noticed!” Dems should learn from that.

Ffs does he never get fed up speaking. He never stops. Just spewing shit all day. Mentally exhausting.

He is so wet for Georgia

Ya I don’t miss that heat

Question? How are they going to portray his complexion (sweaty and off orange) when he commissions his Mount Rushmore bust?

Eww

Bladiebla🤮

We know it’s not from having a guilty conscience.

Trump - moist 🤢🤮

youtu.be/iKqGXeX9LhQ?...

While it isn't chilling at the moment, I'll gleefully open my warm bottle of champagne if he keels mid speech, I'd be delighted!

gonna go through a whole box of Depends while he's there.

🤷 the dead seem to be busy

... Mustard? 🤭

i hope he dies soon

ewwwwwwww

Moist 🤢🤮

Oh he's worried alright!

Breathing greasy meatball

Dear God, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Being sweaty can be a symptom right before passing out, along with lightheadedness and nausea. If you've ever experienced it, you know what I'm talking about. And he's on camera so seems like a good place & time...🤞

TMI

At this point, he's putting on the bronzer with a spatula.

Ew

Good. C'mon clots!

I'll pass thanks Aaron, as in I'd rather be eaten by wild pigs. You can fill me in later.

He looks like he's in pain... and a bit unprepared. Good! Keep flying him around till he resigns.

That's grease from all of the cheeseburgers, dude.

Honest to God, he reminds me more and more each day of Goldenface in that ‘The Office’ episode. How he has the gall, the ABSOLUTE GALL, to stand up and give a speech in public when *all this* is happening is surreal to me here in the UK. Bloody surreal. Actually it’s more like *grotesque*.

Trump's steel tariffs have brought the cost of ALL goods up. Even American made steel. Americans and American businesses are paying more for everything because of Trump and his "brilliant" tariffs. American's will let him know in the midterms just how brilliant they are....

🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Melania's not.

Slippery When Wet

Just imagine what his laundry basket smells like. Ewwww

Glitchiness is just warming up.

That's was the first thing I thought was that his makeup crew forgot to get rid of his dampness

First full day in??? He's going to crash out soon.

Gross.

Goosa Steel. Under $20 million in revenue. 60 employees. Cleveland Cliffs Layoffs of 1,200 Steel Workers 2025 due to counter tariffs and slow US business growth.

Gotta hide that increasing pallor. 👻

In his diaper?

Upstairs and downstairs.

Trump is like a guy sitting on the rail of a bridge with his ego trying to talk him out of it.

That word has never bothered me. Until now.

Moist is my least favorite word.

I know why

Like a basted turkey

My least favourite word for my least favourite human.

AND he has LONG COVID

He is an absolute disaster.

My two least favorite words in one sentence. “Trump” and “moist.”

He is reading slowly, word for word, from the telepromptor

Please god do your magic voodoo

"My bronzer locks in the humidity!"

What is he peddling clean coal again? Sht stain in chief needs to be defeated again publicly!

Ewwwww. That brought awful thoughts.

Is he slurring?

He needs to have another one tonight!

The big baby has had a big day.

Trump and moist should never be in the same sentence 🤢

He’s literally rotting from the inside out!🤮

Do you think it takes longer for him to get his makeup done daily, or Walton Goggins to get the Ghoul makeup done?

THE GOOD THING HAPPENING?

looking very moist mr. president!

Aaron, I’m trying to eat lunch here.

The stench

youtu.be/-IEBEv6QIC4?...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮

Good thing he wears pull-ups.

"Moist": a good word to describe him.

thank you aaron 😆

Yeah, he's probably just now coming on to his pre-speech bump.

🏆

"Sir. . ." LOL. Always a sure sign he's lying. (The surest sign, his mouth is moving.)

"From the standpoint of water"

Did he accidentally apply the glitter bronzer? That leather skin is shiny af

Lemme guess “I won Georgia 3 times. They cheated and if it wasn’t for all those fake votes we would have won Georgia in 2020.”

I'm hoping the bottle of nice champagne I've stored does not get much older. Jus sayin.

@atrupar.com I live 20 minutes from Rome and it was legit 82 degrees and that humid kind of sunny today from drizzling this morning. It was just hot soup for air. Faint sound of Charlie Daniels in the air, too.

Excessive sweating is a sign of guilt.. just ask ex Prince Andrew … just saying

Well, it is in the mid 70s here.

Hope he faints.

Would be nice if they could just arrest him over there and keep him incarcerated.

He's taken a lot of drugs today and needs more.

You mean his diaper is moist.

A moist trump is way underdone. I prefer a bone dry trump that turns to dust under the lights