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OFFS! This manbaby is a lunatic!

Heretofore….

STFU Donald….. it’s the weekend!

Didn’t I read that it was signed electronically (ie autopen)?

Just when I think he can't get crazier he finds yet another way.

Actually, he is in favour of tolls as long as it's him who gets the money. He is upset because Iran came up with the idea first.

“And henceforth and herewith, the sun will rise and set on my command.” What a dope.

He. Is. Fucking. Nuts.

Don’t we have to re-establish a blockade to do this? Forever??

Cute that he thinks he has any say at all on the strait.

In what world, besides the world of delusions swirling around that old man's deteriorating brain, does he even begin to think that HE, aka US, can stop Iran from imposing tolls?

Wow. He really is a special kind of stupid.

He’s trying SO HARD to make this dud into something acceptable. But nope.

They’ll ignore him because they know he’s been defanged. Iran won

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Another money maker in his fantasy land?🤡

This could all be stopped by the republicans. Dumbest president ever.

Nice Strait you got here. Be shame if anything should happen to it.

He's detached completely from reality.

Spoken like a true mobster

I honestly can't recall a more incompetent diplomatic or military process ever. This makes Vietnam look like the Battle of Actium.

Demento has a knack for screwing up almost anything. It's all about me has serious pitfalls.

I don't remember ever hearing about a guardian angel who bombed a school.

When does he post a poll asking Truth Social users whether he should impose this toll? Promoting polls is his current priority.

How can he possibly still be in office? He’s a lunatic.

Her name is Natalie Harp!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of dimes!

That would be illegal. If they were our territorial waters, a service fee could be charged.

No need. He already has.

The bigger question is whether this kind of rhetoric strengthens America’s position or just creates more uncertainty for everyone.

Not just TRYING. He has SUCCEEDED.

How exactly does this 'Presidency' work; does one show Trump's X-post to the local TOLL authorities at arrival ?

It's closed bitch but whatever 🥴.

It probably has wheels on it and he rolls from one shit station to the next......

Lol aw he really thinks they would allow that?! Stupid

Lol

If charging tolls is wrong, why propose it? If it’s acceptable, why criticize others for it? Which is it?

Always wants in on a grift.

Wait, what? When Iran puts tolls on, they’re the devil but when Trump does it, he’s a guardian angel? What a fuck wit!

War is a racket

Typical Republican playbook: create the problem and then charge for not even fixing it.

Absolute gibberish

He has no way out and he knows it. Failing is the only thing he knows how to do.

And there it is, there's always a grift.

If you threaten to treat the non-compliant ships like the alleged drug-smuggling boats in the Caribbean --

Could Vance remind him that he has no cards?🤭🤭🤭🤭

So the absolute opposite basically.

Sure, Grandpa.

That MOU “agreement” pretty much leaves it open for #Iran to do whatever the hell they want.

Have you heard?: after 60 days Trump is going to put TROLLS in the Strait of Hormuz.

guess he's jelly that Iran said they would charge a fee 😂😂

Yes, Abbey, you’re so right! #GOP grifters exploit #Trump’s #dementiarelatedpsychosis. That’s #elderabuse. #frontotemporaldementia #cognitivedecline #dementia #neurocognitivedisorder #confabulation #delusions #grandioseideation #grandiosity #narcissiticmortification #narcissiticdissolution‬

Man, he doesn’t take a day off from screwing up everything! So hard working.

Uhm. Isn’t it closed again as of today? I know it’s hard to keep track but dude, try to keep up.

I missed the designation of “Guardian Angel” in the agreement. Which is why it is virtually impossible to negotiate in good faith with a malignant narcissist.

With friends like Israel.....

Right. Just like the DOGE checks we were all supposed to get.

Oh, that’s funny… He acts like he’s in control of the strait! What a joke

OMG!

There will be no traffic through the Hormuz Strait until tump can shut his fucking pie hole.

130 ships transit a day...our costs are about a billion dollars. I don't think they can afford to help us break even.

Our national defense should not be devoted to making sure he gets a oil toll. He wants to reward the J6ers so badly, give those a-holes a boat and have them guard any tankers.

How does he plan to collect tolls on a Strait that is controlled by Iran?

Women are too emotional to be president! She could wake up in a bad mood and threaten tolls in international waterways or some crazy shit like that!

Guardian Angel: that’s a nice Strait you’ve got there. It would be a shame if someone (like the USA) would start bombing everything around here.

What in the actual fuck crazy orange man?

Delusional.

#Trump is on a Strait Jacket ...he literally should be in a Straight jacket...

Another day another change in policies, it goes with, they can keep some missiles because everyone has some. 😂😳

Doesn’t he have a round of golf to play or something?

To be clear, there will now be tolls for taking a ship through the Straight of Hormuz. #NOWTolls bsky.app/profile/atru...

No doubt...😒

Schrödinger’s tolls?

The Mob shakedown tactic. "Guardian angel" Who kills people or robs them. Some guy. Some foreign policy. Zero brains.

Grandpa pissed his pants again He don't give a damn Brother Billy has both guns drawn He ain't been right since Vietnam "Sweet home Alabama" Play that dead band's song Turn those speakers up full blast Play it all night long

He’s come straight out of an old gangster movie. That’s a nice ship you‘ve got there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it. Everything is a shakedown with him to line his pockets.

How about a clown instead?

This threat violates the terms of the MOU. Never mind Israel's continued assaults on Lebanon - we're supposed to "respect [Iran's] sovereignty" and "begin the removal of its naval blockade and any disturbances or impediments against [Iran]" Iran's within its rights to tell Trump to piss off.

No worries - knew what you meant. And, yeah, Trump's "deal" is not just a failure, but an empowerment of Iran itself. Stronger, more radicalized regime. Additional revenue based the global economy. Hundreds of billions in reparations. And, ultimately, their nuclear program remains JCPOA-intact.

He is the worst!!

He or anyone around him has an iota of capacity or intelligence to handle this kind of diplomatic shit.

Ummmm, respectfully edited- unraveling more by the day

I mean we said this 12 months ago, nothing is different

should be interesting to see how he does this, considering...

He's so cringe

A depressingly high number of them are completely happy with all of this.

Hey 47, for whom does the bell TOLL? It TOLLS for thee!

Sure Donald.

He really doesn't realize the U.S. isn't driving this bus anymore, does he? Pretending we're the "Guardian Angel" collecting tolls after handing control to Iran is pure delusion. No wonder the 25th Amendment is trending again.

Trump is an impotent clown.

For the world's sake ... Lock him up now!

Trump would think he's clever enough to think that's a good idea They all think their secret geniuses when they're just dumbasses

Such an idiot. Proving his incompetence every day.

He needs a story that’s holds up longer 48 hours.

We don't have the cards! 🤣

Because he's a sociopathic asshole whose brain has melted.

Except algae.

Once a bully, always a bully.

He thinks he owns the World and do WTF he likes...

His 2 brain cells running DOS 3.1 can’t outsmart algae never mind aya-toll-ahs