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Distracting from the Epstein files is so difficult! 🙄 Does this punk ass biatch hear himself?!?!

They were just supposed to lie back and enjoy it.

No one ever knew this before!

Who started the war?

Meanwhile all iran is doing: breathing and standing there

They get really touchy when you kill their leaders with a bomb.

MAGA are morons. How are these people in charge of anything??

It's a freak'n mystery 🤔🙄

Nah man, you guys are just stupid.

Ooo such big words for a complete imbecile

No, they actually aren't. Soleamani sent Centcom a letter thanking us for our restraint and promised the same in return. This was in 2016. Something changed in 2016. I wonder what that was.

wow it's like they're a whole-ass country that doesn't like being invaded or something

you dont say

It's amazing JD how "extraordinarily difficult" people can be when you launch a massive, unprovoked attack on their country in the middle of pretend "negotiations". And you did the same trick twice. Stick to domestic "pet-eating" racist drivel, maybe that fits your skill set better. Racist slob.

Has JD even told the Iranians “Thank You”yet?

Hmmmm, that would make obama a pretty good deal maker then, huh?

She's like Dr. Strangelove sitting there and fighting the urge to throw a Nazi salute again.

Golly, I wonder why?

… said without a shred of self-awareness.

That's what idiots say when they're being outsmarted. Not that it takes much here.

whereas our leaders are so sweet, calm, and reasonable. Also: who attacked whom?

I thought he said they were “cool” a few months ago?

Have you met the Americans though?

Hmmm perhaps Trump should’ve left them alone?🧐

What? You mean the “finest minds”whose mouths fellate the “finest minds” of that it war zone called Silicon Valley are finding a nation involved in a 50-yr multi front war aren’t acknowledging they’ve been bested? “shocked*

Much like MAGAts.

They’re also ungrateful, and have never said ‘thank you’.

…to…?

Not like the Americans under Trump

Translation: the Iranians won't comport with Trump's lies.

I generally find that if you punch someone in the face, working with them afterward is more difficult.

"The world economy and the balance of power have been changed, perhaps for many decades to come, because Trump cannot draw links between cause and effect; he does not understand that his actions and the failures that follow are somehow related to each other."

Wait wasn’t he just talking about how cool they are?

Why, JD, because they aren’t spineless cowards like every single Republican?

Jd is a grifter..snake oil..1800’s he would be traveling show

What a bunch of ding dongs in this “administration”

No shit, Sherlock

Vance is notoriously easy going

"I mean, you ever try to buy a rug from one of these people at a bazaar? You know what I'm talkin about."

People bombed mid negotiations aren’t keen to negotiate with the people that bombed them - inexplicable!

Hmm, also water is wet.

Been that way for centuries.

Wonder if Laura Ingraham gets daily face pulls?

Every accusation is a confession

And what is Trump ?

And if we were bombed, I think we'd be a bit difficult too. Don't ya think? 🤷🏼‍♀️

And we’re not?

Wait till they try to fuck with us Canucks!

LOL

Why, they haven’t even apologized for making us go boom boom to their country.

Like health care. Who knew war was difficult?

The ancestors of today's Iranians have been extraordinarily difficult people for 2500 years. Ask the Romans. Ask the Byzantine Empire. They were difficult in 1979. Yet these dopes picked an unnecessary fight with them, and now they act surprised.

It took how long to figure out what democrats, republicans, and most breathing humans already knew?

One can imagine the Iranian foreign ministry now tweeting out something about this being "one of those rubber/glue dealios."

To quote the great Elle Woods (mutatis mutandis)

It's weird how when you kill a country's leader and a bunch of school girls on opening night of your war, the survivors become challenging to deal with.

Why aren’t you part of the negotiations anymore?

Waging war isn't easy it turns out. Especially when you have no idea about anything

No, the Iranians were reasonable. They value people's word. You don't negotiate, and bomb their nuclear materials facilities while negotiating. While negotiations were underway, the US started the war on February 28th.

Who fuckin knew!?!???

Haiti with rockets!

And they are facing extraordinarily stupid people. Tough circumstances.

Not difficult, more...why are you killing us and destroying our country for a program we didn't have and gave you rights to inspect before you canceled those rights?

🙄

He's going to have to change his name again in a couple of years , maybe sooner.

Trumpers are extraordinarily stupid people, should be a match made in heaven

“Were you aware of this when you started a war with them?”

Yeah they don’t like don’t like being bombed go figure

Why do both sides sound like they are exactly the same 🤔

They beat your ass.

yeah. they're not sycophants.

I would take that as a compliment. Americans need to become more difficult as well.

Anyone would have difficulty dealing with these morons.

He looks so tiny compared to mouth breather. God, her breath must smell like unwashed asshole.

"Why didn't the Iranians just give up immediately when we attacked them?" 🙄

I don't think I hate Vance. But if I had to spend more than 5 minutes around him, I'd probably just ducktape his mouth shut.

Pot meet kettle

I.e. they beat us.

You mean smart, JD. They’re not idiots like the people who surround you.

Maybe don't drop bombs and missiles on people you misjudged!

Says the noted expert on Persian/Iranian culture. This is what happens when you put amateurs in charge, and they don’t listen to people who actually have relevant knowledge.

You blow up the leader and his his granddaughter and the wife of the now you deal with the new leader ... what a dumbass... and yes it has a B

Yea, almost as difficult as the Trump Crime Syndicate Regime, of which you are a lifelong cursed member, three-what's his name Vance. Too bad you don't carry your fraud czar con-o-meter into the WH 'cause it would peg red and blow up. You'd never dare aim it at yourself either.

Think they just wanna be left alone to be completely honest...

Canadians are beginning to think this about Americans.

No shit

Peter Thiel branded lobotomy recipient.

I can’t wait until the lot of these smug criminal assholes in the Trump admin are in jail.

6000 years of history will do that.

In other words, the Iranians hold the cards.

go figure....

They’re 😡

Then maybe we shouldn’t have bombed them out of nowhere

HAHAHAHA I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW UTTERLY IRATE TRASH MUST BE ON THE DAILY TO BE TOLD FUCK YOU BY IRAN.

See Venezuela....

I’d rather visit Iran than DisneyWorld.

He said the same thing about Minnesotans.

Always be difficult with trump and his goons. It's a feather in your cap.

Those were freedom bombs though.

Wasn’t he just saying how “kewl” they were though?

Not like our knuckleheaded leader right?

"She said no even after I suggested just the tip"

"Difficult"? Wow. The Iranians only ever call you guys "idiotic".

What the hell did you expect?

How can you ever trust those imbeciles to do anything right, knowing they started the war for no reason (not the first time it happens I know), but not even realizing the first move would be to close the strait and hurt the economy !

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gone to WAR with them without standing back and THINKING about it FIRST and asking some EXPERTS in the region?

Perhaps, but what is truly clear is that they are way, way, way smarter than vance, trump, and their surrounding cast of evil clowns.

Nobody could have known the Iranians would be so uncooperative with the US.

I’m sure the Iranians have some thoughts about you guys, too.

It’s weird how people you keep bombing don’t want to cooperate with you.

This administration is full of extraordinarily naive people.

Honestly why would anyone waste their time listening to this fucken arsehole? They should be prosecuted and jailed!

If only lots of well-informed people advised not starting a war with Iran. IF ONLY.

So the king George said of Americans.

Duhhhhhhh…..

No one is as stupid as JD Vance!

🤣 Nice.

They are dealing with a man who has never honored a promise (ask his wives)!

No you are JD, consigliere of the mafia boss of the Rogue state of America. #YankeeGoHome #FreeIran

Just like Canada, Denmark, the European Union, Ukraine, Japan and on and on. Any country that doesn’t bend the knee is difficult. We all say no. And we become assholes. Love this for you.

Yes, we need to fight more wars with reasonable, sensible people, which is why the president it trying to start wars with Canada and Greenland.

not as "easy" as couches.... ....that's for sure