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Doesn’t he have anything to do except tell obvious lies? 🤮

The emperor's new strait.

Because it isn't true.

Also Mexico is paying for the wall and the 2020 election was rigged.

“Also, there won’t be more talks until Itan opens the strait…”

Can someone please ask him for proof. He’ll get pissed hit it needs to be done.

Traffic is down to a handful of shops getting through vs the hundreds that got through before the orange idiot started the Iran War m.youtube.com/watch?v=5thz...

This lie was brought to you by the Diaper Daughter and her pocket printer.

A lot = 3 per day. A new definition of a lot.

They are ships Tankers. You love to blow up innocent boats … FFS

Like how many? 2 or 3?

Because it's not true.

What the St Laurence River is no longer being blocked by Nasty Canadians? Is that what he is saying?

That is bollocks but anyway.

Reporters in a functioning democracy: “Eh, no it’s not, why are you lying?” But not in the US these days.

Boat coming through the Hormuz Strait

That's because it's not true.

The invisible ships make poor TV. Simple as that, sir.

He is absolutely detached from reality.

Our tax dollars hard at work.

that's fake news

A lot is not <10, Don, and people are not reporting a lot because it is not a lot. It's barely a few and more like some.

Remember when Trump said that Iran sent him 30 boatloads of oil? This story is just as believable🤯

Maga math. When the numbers don't matter. 6 is not "a lot". Well maybe for maga morons. 🙄

Crickets from FAUX News

Maybe because it's not happening?

Does he think we are dumb, dumb with a b?

They could report that but it would make them liars just like Trump.

Boats massed on both sides. Nothing getting through.

Let’s put his claim to the test. Put Trump on a ship and send him through the Strait…

Ok, show us the data, Trump.

Trump says this after UAE cut off trade ties with Iran yesterday, accusing them of firing on two of their ships. What a crock of BS.

BECAUSE IT ISN'T HAPPENING OLD MAN

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...

Liar.

I’d almost forgotten that today is a day ending in a ‘y’.

He's going to take a Sharpie to today's Kpler charts and add 90-100 lines.

If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again. Also, if at second, third, fourth….>

No one will ever again have to speculate about what would happen if the dumbest person on the planet was elected President.

Marine Traffic would dispute that it is open. Look for yourself at: www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/...

For them to stand there and nod their heads at this without knowing the shipping stats is journalistic malpractice.

You mean your homies aren’t going to tell the truth…what about the words “the strait is closed” doesn’t this ignoramos understand?

Really important question, why is the media not reporting how many ships are coming through ? Rather than relying on what Trumps says ? I remember during the Iraq War, CNN were reporting and embedded with the troops. But none of us have a real understanding of what is happening in Iran today.

Maybe he’s watching season 2 of Game of Thrones and mistook Stannis’ fleet for ours idk Where’s Natalie Harp to act as a ‘conduit’ when you need her

😂

The boats getting through... 🤡 bsky.app/profile/midd...

Something has to actually happen for someone to report it.

I would love this dude to get on a boat and show us how open it is by traveling through it

Are his advisers now simply feeding him 100% bullshit he wants to hear, so he genuinely believes this?

Who wants to tell the greasy old, dissembling mobster that it's not easy for the media to report on shit that clearly isn't happening? 🫤

Micro shaking of head of person back left when he says lots of boats coming through. How can they all stand there?

And MAGA will sluro this up and believe it

Nobody asks him the key question...

Oddly because it's not true.

Can’t report what’s not happening dude.

Oh fuck off

Straight up lies.

Lying again

The press is not reporting that., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/08/grow...

I live in Germany. Before Trump started his stupid fucking war I was paying about 1,70€/litre for petrol. This afternoon it was 2,50€.

Never happened, bro.

Get your blonde stalker out of your ear, sparky

How high is this guy? Because it seems like the answer is EXTREMELY

Is it the maga boat parade

Narrator: It's not true

Hmmm

“we have ***things*** we could sanction” 🤦‍♀️

“Right now, the strait is open. A lot of boats are coming through. People aren't reporting that.

“A lot of boats”

sir. are the boats in the room with us right now?

BULLSHIT

Because they can't report lies.

A monkey flew out of my ass and landed on the moon, and no one is reporting it I wonder why

So the abe lincoln was blocking the strait? #FUCKtheGOP

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would be cool if someone put a live camera next to the Strait so we could see for ourselves.

I wonder which of his courtiers showed him a pretty picture of some boats and told him Hormuz was fine and he won.

Tapping the sign: bsky.app/profile/bjke...

People usually don’t report stuff that isn’t happening

STRAIT OF #TRUMP BEAUTIFUL NAME NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT MOST BEAUTIFUL NAME IN HISTORY BUT BAD NEVERTRUMPERS NEVER SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME. IT'S SEDITIOUS TREASON. DISGRACEFUL DISGRACE. CROOKED THUGS SCUM RADICAL LEFTIST WITCHHUNT I WONT APOLOGIZE "MAKE AMERICA GULF AGAIN" Donald Tr JUMP

I’m just so sick of hearing his voice

Shut up, gas bag

Follow up question: ‘is ‘a lot’ like 12 or 100 per day? I’d like to report that.’ No follow ups. No journalists

No, they’re reporting on actual traffic.

Trump should show how safe it is

Because it’s not true. And everyone watching this moron knows that.

Give me an example of one of the draconian sanctions. Just one.

3 ships is not a lot you fucking liar

American Media: Lie to me, daddyyyyy!

I believe that statement is what he likes to call fake news

6 yesterday!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Will someone for the love of Christ shout out 'Shut the fuck up, rapist!!!' at one of these?

Trump: Right now, gas is $2.00 at a place nobody knows about because people don't report that.

Liar! Everyday he lies to us!

he probably meant Iranian navy lol - those are a kind of boat

🤔 www.cnn.com/world/strait...

They can’t report something that didn’t happen.

"Why won't you bastards lie for me?"

It's not even Friday. He's trying to manipulate the stock market too early.

About 15 a day, down from compared with 140 pre-war.

You lie smelly round boy!

Because 6 ships isn't a dent

Open - Yes Maybe, Lots of Ship passing through ... lies Based on iranwarlive.com/strait-of-ho...

This man lie straight & that’s dangerous as hell..

Except it's not. Wanting something to be true doesn't make it true

Tell us which boats, to where and with what in them! Just like, tell us all the manufacturing plants being built in the US.

Maybe because it didn’t happen.

A lot of bullshit is coming out of his mouth and not enough people are reporting that.

The strait.

Because. It’s. Not. True.

I'd rather see reporting on whether the people Trump has surrounded himself with are misleading him, Trump is in his own dreamworld, or he believes his personality is so powerful that his lies distort reality.

What boats, sir?

Because it's not true....

They’re not reporting it because it’s NOT FUCKING TRUE. He’s hallucinating.

And no one called him out as saying sonething false 🙄