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Abbott better be careful, Trump may get mad and tell Iran they can now take out Austin.

Trump is toxic. You know it….

You know the orange buffoon is really losing his mojo when Abbott doesn't want to be on stage with him.

Even the shit on wheels won’t make an appearance with the shit on leg braces. 🤣🤣🤣

His wheelchair is broken

I would say Abbott is running away from Trump but that would be cruel. #hellonwheels

Rats. Ship. Do the math.

Adolph Abbott is dissing Orange Foghorn? Biggly The optics with 2 crooks together is Biggly badly Welcome to Tex Ass

Maybe if they would stop letting Joe Biden manage their calendars...

A certain someone seems toxic.

He stinky

Abbott is treating Trump the way Paxton treated his mistress when the press caught him in London.

Trump: "Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I'm going to cry and eat worms". Abbott: "It's a scheduling conflict. Honest. I really, really, love The Donald. Please don't hurt me". Hinojosa: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha haha ha ha haha ha ha haha ha ha haha ha ha haha ha ha ha"

Trumpedo is an anchor around Abbott’s neck….tells you how horrible you have to be…

And they weren’t stolen?!?! Very good sign

Love That 💙‼️

Great news!

Nice try, he can roll but he can't hide 😂

"Scheduling conflict" = Being seen w/ the toxic pedophile running this country into the ground is no longer a campaigning gift. If Abbott ditched Trump, maybe the entire GOP is catching on. How incredibly too late for them all. 😂

I don't know his schedule, and I wouldn't make much of it.

I think there is going to be a bunch of scheduling conflicts that the GOP will have over the next few weeks. Just too bad they cannot spend time with their dear leader.

They all know Sleepy Don is poison.

Loser on loser meta stuff

Stay away from Trump he stinks to high heaven

He might be disengaging his head from trump's ass for the time being but it doesn't mean he's breaking up with him!

The Rs themselves are telling us by their own actions that they don't want this election about Trump. Not one ad here in Philly burbs mentions being the GOP candidate. None. Don't debate Rs; remind everyone Trump lies abt everything, is unfit, doesn't care, is corrupt as shit,& needs 2b checked.

First smart thing abbott has done in his entire career.

Snakes eating Snakes 🐍

“I don’t know for sure, Greg, but I think he really *did* need to wash his hair!” #TrumpIsRadioactive

Doesn't want to be in the same room when he suggests Iran bomb Houston.

I’m sure that trump will understand and praise him endlessly. 🤣

Exactly

I think its more likely something about how Abbott can't even walk, while Trump is the best walker, and really the finest athlete ever elected President.

Sounds about right.

Abbott is hurting Abbott’s reelection. I CANNOT WAIT TO VOTE FOR GINA!!!!!!

“Sorry, the governor has a conflicting appointment with his Shitheads Anonymous group; he can’t make it”

You tired of shoving your face up his ass?

The stench...the stench...

Abbott is a menace to everyone except wealthy maggotts

From your keyboard to God's ears!

I'll be satisfied if Talarico is the only D winner this year - I thought he only had a puncher's chance. If Hinojosa wins, I'll be shocked. If Rosenthal wins, I'll be stunned. If Goodwin wins, I'll be so ecstatic I won't know what to do with myself. If Nathan Johnson wins...

All those “California and NY” relocations are not going as planned.

So vote early. You can vote anywhere then. Besides, you're talking about the issue with Republicans in the primary making different rules for each county. They can't do that in the general. Use Dropboxes. There are easy solutions to the garbage Republicans are doing.

We have been blue before and we will be blue again. 💙🌊

Yeah it does but it also says his base is shrinking.

Yeah. I thought Allred was a solid candidate (was my Congresscritter before I got gerrymandered in 2022 (and again this year)), but he never connected with most voters, and Cruz was able to ride along on Trump's coattails (remember those?!)

The numbers counsel caution. Hinojosa and Talarico are leading well within the margin of error in most polls. And while few MAGA remain enthusiastic, the hate for liberalism is real and engrained. Get out the vote. This will come down to ground-game.

abc13.com/story/new-po...

That was then and this is now, a completely different time in history.

I think this often. It’s difficult to believe that people willing to re elect Ted Cruz care about having actual representation in government.

Huh.

Nice try, asshole

Is he having his evil lair remodeled? Shaving his cat again? Meeting with devil? You just can't cancel on that guy. Fuck Abbott and the chair he rolled in on. He's the worst of the worst. A state-level super villain.

PUSSY

Bust the multi criminals ass coming to San Antonio kickem out !

Greg, there is always time for Dear Leader. Dear Leader will not be ignored, Greg.

Yeah. Because Trump is like Typhoid Mary.

"scheduling conflict" my ass.

I see what you did there.

Abbott and Paxton don’t seem all that excited about Trump coming to Texas to “help” their campaigns. Maybe they found their reasons in physics.

Perhaps a bigger issue: Abbott can’t separate himself from Abbott

Heh

Too late, Greg. You’ve been tainted with Trump curse. 🤣🔥💙🍿⏰

When you're too toxic for Texas politics...

it must take him a long time to clean up after shitting his pants 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

Governor Hot Wheels is trying to distance himself from Trump too! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Gov. Greg Abbott when Trump is in the house....

When Greg Abbott isn't rolling up trump's ass, you know he knows that trump will only hurt his campaign. 🤣

Emergency wheeltruing, chair pulling so far too the right he’s running in circles.

Trump is toxic

The rats are jumping ship.

Considering he allowed mid decade gerrymandering, at trump's request.

Sure Greg. Calendar conflict.

He and John Cornyn have a pre arranged mani-pedi appointment.

Hahahaha!!!

Greg and Donald, up a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Updated his calendar!

The "scheduling conflict" is a choice. We all know why.

He's scheduled to wash his hair.

yeah.. this is trump speak. he absolutely said this!

Can you post this on Threads? There's no preview when sharing from BlueSky to Threads & I'd really like to share this post there.

Ummm huh… I call cow excrement on this….

Fuck Abbott and Fuck Trump

This is insane! This MF ‘hot wheels’ rigged maps and all for Donald, kissed his ass for yrs, now all republican candidates want nothing to do with Donald 😂 🍿

If even Abbott rolls away, Trump is one toxic mofo in the reddest of red states.

😄 hahahaaaaa

He's got nothing to offer. Don't let these people just run off after the elections either. They're fascist enablers. Traitors.

lol. The defense for swamp partner Abbott now trying to avoid trump’s toxic fumes: “Scheduling can’t get messed up.” Okkk

I could bet it’s Trump that doesn’t want him there for the same reason he doesn’t want to be around disabled vets

He's distancing himself from Trump! He's a coward! 👹☠️💩

Abbott’s too busy for the president — but somehow there’s plenty of time for BBQ in College Station?! 🙄 Guess in TX, brisket outranks the president on the schedule. 🍖🔥🤷🇨🇦

“Scheduling conflicts” a euphemism for Trump is toxic, there was a time not so long ago, republicans would compete with each other as to how MAGA and Trumpy they are. Trump is going to be so lame after the midterms.

Hey, come on, it's a for real scheduling conflict. That's the day he blocked out to repeatedly slam his nuts in van door for several hours and what's that's done he has to soak them in lemon juice, and he doesn't want to trade down.

It takes more than a busy schedule to distance yourself from #47 - too little too late 🤷‍♀️

Donald is being treated like an infectious disease. Sad!

Lol.. Trump’s too toxic for Abbott?!

That pesky scheduling conflict. He knows the man is toxic.

Roger is a cheery we soul isn't he. Don't worry Roger it will be over soon. 😢😢😢

Texas is going Blue. Let's pray Trump spends a lot more time there.

Find the longest set of stairs in the world. Let things roll downhill.

They can run but they can't hide. Everyone who's participated in distilling our country down to its worst iteration needs to go. There's no Trump without an army of Abbotts.

Sorry Mr. President, I’m washing my hair that day.

Just like my scheduling problem made me cancel my root canal

He doesn't appear he's up for anything. These people should not be allowed in office past 70. geez~!