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desperately needs to eat some prunes.

You're a ginormous asshole Skippy. GTFO

Fuck off JD, telling someone they have lovely eyes is a nice thing to say🤬

Hostage? He was a hostage? Well who took him hostage? Seem like we should really be trying to put the screws to whoever took him "hostage" right? I mean did the Iranian students receive a visit from Reagan and then "humanitarian" label after their release.. more hostages = more humanitarian?

A simple thank you is fine. Blowing smoke up his fascist, crimes against humanity arse is something else entirely.

The ends justify the means, just as the Jesuits taught him.

If nothing else someone should ask point blank why he is friendlier to a Russian dictator than democrats. We know the answer but it’s important to get this insanity on the record

Imagine this asshole as president...yikes

"The serial killer just threw a big bone to a hungry dog. I think we can all agree to overlook his killing and raping spree and feel grateful that he was kind to an animal."

Da da dumb

Great display of international relations chops right here - yeah he released an American hostage....but why dipshit? It wasn't out of the kindness of his heart. Jesus Christ these people are empty suits.

This is bone cold capitulation. There is no honor here, no ability to speak the truth. Putin is a killer. Trump and Vance are disgraceful. I am ashamed of this government. Just give Putin the keys to the WH. How cowardly, in fear of upsetting one demented, insane old man.

At what cost? Putin didn't kidnap him for nothing.

I think it would have been humane of putin to not hold him hostage in the first place.

Even if that “person” is a murderous thug who exchanged no sanctions for the release?

We bought that release with necessary desiel purchases.

He really thinks he could be president?

America could not have put worse people in charge. F’ing MAGATS.

Steve Witkoff is a diplomat? LMAO!! He’s a self-serving sack of shit

Thank you for violating my human rights. These shady fucktards are up to something, his mannerism and body language is a tell

Someone get JD one of Pete's testosterone shots because this man is a coward!

Nice try in attempting to thread the needle….. unfortunately won’t work in ‘28.

Thanks for taking a hostage and releasing them. Fucking IDIOT. There was no Hitler understudy and there will be no Trump understudy. Vance ain't it.

But who took the American hostage?

"Don’t pressure me into taking any kind of substantiated stance! I’m an empty vessel that has been paid and trained to have the opinion given to me!"

What weak men are at the helm?

I wish a reporter would ask him why he is such a fucking coward!

Putin is a mass murderer.

These idiots would have been blowing Hitler in his bunker.

Dude signed up for Ukraine. He’s not Americas responsibility any longer.

So we’re going with the “words have no meaning” defense today

So I guess by that logic, Ronald Reagan should have praised the Ayatollah for being a humanitarian after releasing the hostages in 1981.

I agree everyone in the trump regime should be in prison

Follow up Q then .. does murdering babies count ?

Was the goal of his press conference to completely annihilate his political career?

This entire administration kneeling before an authoritarian dictator is revolting and treasonous

Did you even thank him JD?

Was Putin a "humanitarian" when he started the unprovoked war against the Ukrainians?

Real “white people in the U.S. are great because they fought and died to end slavery” energy there.

Putin is responsible for many more deaths than Osama bin Laden ever was. Can you imagine anyone calling bin Laden a "humanitarian?" Mobster Trump, JD Vance, Witkoff, Jared Kushner, Marco Rubio, Ron Johnson, Tuberville - all of them - will say/do anything to please their master Putin. #2026Midterms

Thanking someone for releasing someone they should have never held in the first place,so everyone else should take hostages and have us thank them later.

Effing dirt bag...

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What about ‘saying something nice to a person’ who has illegally, and ruinously, invaded a country that has cost hundreds of thousands of lives?

The Russians kidnapped/took Ukrainian children. Putin's "army" slaughtered people in Chechnya, Georgia, Ukraine... He has his political opponents murdered He ordered the release of deadly chemicals novichok/polonium on the streets of Britain endangering British lives.

The US is led by traitors.

How to say I’m a bellend w/out uttering those words

Vance in particular would know that you‘ve got to kiss some sociopath ass every now and then to get what you want

Please, I beg you! please keep holding these press conferences every day until the midterms! you are just doing all the advertising for the Democrats that is necessary for us to win.

There is no reason to say it. None. Unless, you believe it and are on Russian's side.

Humanitarian hostage takers is a new one

“It was not the man’s brain that was speaking it was his larynx. The stuff that was coming out of him consisted of words but it was not speech in true sense: it was a noise uttered in unconsciousness like the quacking of a duck.” -George Orwell

Psychologists will be studying these jerkoffs for decades.

I must have missed the "kiss the hostage-taker's ass" part of, I dunno, EVERY FUCKING HOSTAGE SITUATION before this one.

Shady Vance is more of a prostitute than any other person in history.

Dissembling shit stain.

About time and/or thanks would have sufficed.

it must be a cult

To be clear: I don't agree at all with Witkoff or MAGA's embrace of a historically awful villain like Putin. But Vance's answer is probably correct that diplomacy is messy and sometimes you have to eat a plate of shit to get a result you want so diplomacy likely be gauged on outcomes.

This will come back to hurt him if he decides to run for president someday.

He makes my skin crawl.

Jerkoff praises the Butcher of Chechnya and Syria ,, some humanitarian 🤮🤮🤮🛸👽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

So why did they have a hostage in the first place. If they are a hostage taker we shouldn't be praising them at all but condemning them

What the fuck is going on?

Do most humanitarians have hostages that need to be released?

So… *holding* an American hostage entitles you to respect? Shut the fuck up JD. We were all better off never knowing you existed.

Like thanking an arsonist for putting out a fire they started.

Yeah, crazy, right? Who celebrated Hamas' humanity for releasing hostages? Nobody, you psycho VP!

the slime just oozes off him, doesn't it?

Who was holding him hostage, you greasy little toad? We don't usually thank kidnappers, do we?

Did he say something nice about Hamas for releasing American hostages taken on Oct 7? Also, it looks like JD understands that Hubbard was a hostage and not just a prisoner.

Coward

Voted blue today. If we don’t vote then we cannot complain later. Please Vote!

A Turd wearing a Tie.

imagine what the world will say to the USA if you release us as hostages toyour Sodamn Insane Repugnicans

Gratitude for not having been murdered, yet used as leverage. Way to stick it to the strongman. ✔️

...but....who *took* him hostage in the first place ?!?

Unbelievable 😳

No.

But that wasn't the question was it you traitorous cunt?

Hostage taken by the same person you are praising, you pathetic pos!!

The Potus that proposed Trickle Down Economics. Also closed the Big Secured Houses. Flooding communities with not very well people. Mentally Challenged. Latest news Erie, Pennsylvania. How many American citizens have to die in this 3rd world country. At War with itself. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

This entire administration works for Putin and the US is a conquered Russian vassal state.

bsky.app/profile/pile...

Shitheads amongst themselves

Asking this shithead, hillbilly Vance a question is a waste of time.

Who cares if the conditions Mr.Hubbard was being held in by this "humanitarian" violate human rights ...

These chucklefvcks should rip the American flag lapel pins off their jackets and quickly replace them with Russian flag lapel pins. #Traitors

You mean the same guy who KIDNAPPED that American in the first place?

Slithering snakes can be trusted more than Putin Puppets.

Gag me with a large wooden spoon, Witless Witkoff surpasses even the slimeball Nutlicker when it comes to sucking dick and kissing ass. All for money. Talk about a waste of skin, this man is King.

This is the Putin party the P in GOP stands for Putin we need to be Alexei Navalny

...but it's the same person who took him prisoner...?

Hey, JD, what are you last words going to be when you're tried and executed for treason?

🙄

Pedophile protectors

“Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man!” - Donald Trump

The idea here should be NOT TO TAKE HIM HOSTAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE

These Smug A-holes are Complicit in crimes against Americans. You don't thank a murdering kidnapper for releasing his victim, ore by stroking his ego with compliments, and buying his oil.

Saying something nice about a dude who just murdered a 1-year-old is pretty sick.

We shall all remember Putin’s Russia paying bounties to Afghan Talibans for each US serviceman killed. Humanitarian my ass!

Vance is defending the flattery, not the man. Thanking a kidnapper for one release while thousands of Ukrainians rot in the same cells isnt diplomacy, its a price list.

Who is also the person who kidnapped the hostage.

Q: Witkoff administered fellatio to Putin on TV for ten minutes in a debasement of American pride. Do you agree with that? Me: A "Thank you" would have been sufficient.

So if he takes your child hostage, and after some months releases it, he's a nice guy too? Got it!

Humanitarians don't order defenestrations - just sayin'

Hostage takers are humanitarians...🙄😬 Make it make sense.

Should Israeli call "humanitarian" to Hamas when they released Israeli hostages?

It's vaudeville play acting while Putin & all his cohorts are laughing at the utter stupidity of Trump and his cohorts.

Humanitarian my ass. He is a warcriminal. Witkoff is a complete amateur and so easy play for the Russians.

I wish this smug asshole wasn't given a platform. He’s horrendous and the sooner Trump throws him under the bus, backing it up a few times to make sure the job is done, the better.

That one person makes putin a humanitarian even tho he kills people/children every day? No, vance, you know that is wrong. You're a liar and really bad at it, too.

"I agree that was something that was said."

Traitor. All of them.

Fuck it. Let’s just do Jurassic Park at this point. It would be easier to deal with.

After several attempts on her life, Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya was murdered in the elevator in her building on Putin's birthday. Her death a gift he gave himself. Fuck JD Vance for always siding with the rapists & murderers.

Fucking traitor

Pro tip: You don't go out of your way to say something nice but not true about a murderous dictator. Just thank him for releasing the hostage should be enough.

Todd really does have a toad face, doesn't he?

Hamas released hostages- are they humanitarians too?

These people are ghouls. Total ghouls. Vance famously said he has to make up stories to smear immigrant communities.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com The guy got [jailed] for living in an area of Ukraine that was occupied by Russia. To free that guy you removed sanctions? It’s like treating a headache with beheading. - Olga Nesterova

Could have just said thank you?