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long may he reign

This is inspired in or is the longest phrase ever said (signalled) by an ape. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Dude, I love this.

all timer.

Exactly the unifying message that this nation needed to hear in this difficult time.

Make a "Vote for Chimpsky '28" sticker

Reminds me of another banger, from the other site:

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Well, give that monkey a damn orange. I swear the "service" part of "Secret Service" is always forgotten about.

Still more comprehensible than Trump…

*Roaring applause*

Harambe did NOT die for this .

SOMEBODY GET THE PRESIDENT AN ORANGE, DAMN IT!

“Today is the day Chimpsky became truly presidential.”

"he can't keep getting away with it" but actually i want him to get away with it forever

An improvement

Truly a better timeline

Id rather live in that universe.

Ooh expanding into satire

Thank you George W Bush.

The good timeline where Harambe lives

Planet of the Apes 2001 be like

I appreciate his honesty

This monkey try to learn american politics and somehow didn't hanged himself.

god i miss president chimpsky

that's MY president 🫡

🤨7

This might be my favorite one by you.

Honestly a better, more concise speech than Orangy McOrangeface.

jealousy president

Yes, a monkey was the President, Though maybe not the first, And there was peace and Harmony throughout the universe.

god you just don't miss

orange man bad

The Japanese spider crab would have never let this happen 😔

its his longest speech!

Kinda guy you'd like to have a beer with, you know?

Obviously this is funny no matter what, but having a degree in linguistics will let you appreciate this on a whole other level. So, you know, get applying to your local uni.

Oh Nim, you rascal!

A bold strategy ahead of the midterms

...now i can't help but imagine the chimp is in fact blaming him for this possibly very directly if this was set in 2029 after he refused to leave office and brought in some Cool Times

What's mine is mine and mine and mine and mine and mine and mine not yours!

If you see President Chimpsky, Krusty Krab

I remember that fella from that ‘Koko (Probably) Couldn’t Talk’ vid dope

Very different 'Orange Man', sources confirm.

I like that he tells it like it is. Just the sort of straight shooter we need in Washington. Plus he's already got oranges so you know he doesn't actually need more oranges. That makes him incorruptible.

Still a better president than the last couple guys in the US. lol

Way more eloquent than our current president

i thought he was demanding we give him a certain “orange man” . 🤔

I'd vote for him

Still would be more competent than trump

Can't believe he'd say something so horrible

Is this what he meant by recursion in universal grammar?

Four more years

This one is one of your best (but hey, everything you make is great)

@tomwalker.bsky.social

Makes just about the same sense

That’s my fucking president

(it was an attack on florida's agricultural infrastructure)

"Once again, the President has provided an energetic response, but one with very little actual substance." "Jealousy reporter."

Better than the one America has in office right now at least.

Got to admit: smarter and more eloquent than what you've got now.

Nim Chimpsky mentioned

That's very profound!

I strongly suspect we've seen the same recent YouTube video...

he's got my vote

The man loves his oranges

That's a real thoughtful message I think all Americans can relate to.

he's so articulate

The sort of politician you feel you could sit down and have an orange with.

He's just honest and tells it like it is.

God even THIS is better than the president we have

Fox news headlines: is orange the new woke? President chimpsky takes hardline stance against apples.

Jealousy ambassador

Jealousy professor

this is brilliant 🍊

Oh, there's layers to this one.

Better than what we have

I trust him more than Trump.

Arguably more coherent than our current commander-in-chief.

Can I live in that reality?

youtu.be/e7wFotDKEF4?... for anyone curious, context on the second panel's particular bit

What are Big Binky's thoughts on him?

you heard him, boys. give him orange.

Utterly dignified and coherent in comparison

Unfair to chimps

Pretty much - This is the state of things, now

Too real.

I don't like his tone but he makes a good point

can't orange again