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Ha. Is this a parody site?

"The police investigated themselves and found themselves innocent"

Allegedly

A drug addict who can not legally deny that he never committed fraud* (^per the funding secured settlement deal he made with the SEC)

Is this the practice at Bloomberg? I doubt it.

Did he get to grade his own papers in school?

God I hate his face

JFC 🥴

The man who’s own “independent” businesses are fused into a Gordian knot will manage conflicts, logically.

They really think the entire country is as stupid as the people that voted for President Elon

Hahahaha

Sounds like a conflict of interests in itself. 🥴

Policing your own conflict of interest is a conflict of interest. 😫

It's quite apt that his appearance is that of a moldy dumpling and his personality matches.

In other news, SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES WILL SELF REPORT TO THEIR HUMAN HOST AND IDENTIFY NEED IF ANTIBIOTICS, or nah.

This is DOGE after all.

Yes, a judge in his own cause.

Nope. Try again.

in the same way that he polices his own ketamine use

Of course there isn’t conflict. Why should it be? How the richest man in the world could take advantage of this situation? 😭

So, we're asked to trust the moral & ethical judgement of a White House team (who are led by the moral & ethical judgement of Donald J. Trump) to trust the moral & ethical judgement of Elon Musk? Do I have that right?

We good?

Bullshit

That remark cancels itself out — big fat zero on conflict of interest

The only proper response to this news is, “Are you f**cking kidding me ?!?!?”

Al Capone will self enforce probation

What happens when there is no accountability?

A conman with 34 felony convictions was elected President..that’s the problem..Along with his entourage..

Oh yeah, because Elon Musk is such a paragon of virtue and ethical reasoning he should be left to police himself.l Seriously. Elon Musk was not elected President. I know he bought the presidency for Trump, but it is outrageous that he has been given all this power.

What a colossal farce. The US government has been turned into a complete 3 ring circus. These are not serious people let alone fit to lead.

Right. 🙄

Mike Tyson has announced he will be refereeing his own fight against Holyfield

White House talking complete nonsense.

Failing Bloomberg news

Not how that works.

So Elons White House tells the Great American Working Class to GFY!! Is this what we have worked for and the greatest generation died and sacrificed everything for!!!?? #EatTheRich

Yeah I totally trust this guy to be objective. It's like having the fox guard the hen house.

Ah, the Chris Christie strategy- I've investigated myself & I've concluded I did nothing wrong.

GOP has always been something of a joke to me. But now it is moving beyond the limits of logic. A few years ago GOP was all over that tea party thing. Does anybody remember? When republicans were racing each other to be constitution fundamentalists. Now it seems they have flushed that thing.

Now That’s Accountability (Not)!!!

Musk is a Nazi, along with Felon 47 and his minions. None of the MAGAs should be trusted to monitor their own conflicts of interest. Elections have consequences.

Because he’s the shadow president and he has shadow immunity? Come on!

gone ✔

Yeah… No

Working government is aging president fElon Musk.

I begin to think they're not lacking a certain sense of humour...

HES going to determine if HE has a conflict of interest… they’re playing in our faces.

There has to be a Dunning-Kruger like curve for people who think they're doing wrong, where at first you think everything you do is wrong, then start to believe you're doing right, then you stop caring and know everything you're doing is horrible.

This is bull crap

Nope

oh for fuck's sake

Since he is the President, the Court gave him unlimited authority. President Elon Musk. Clyde Apartheid.

ah well if the white house says so then i guess everything is good

Never thought he make president

Right!!

'self-policing'. Right.

Yo dawg, heard you like conflicts of interest. So we added another conflict of interest while we investigate ourselves for other conflicts of interests….

fox/henhouse.

Fuck him and Bloomberg

SPOILER ALERT:

🥴

The stupidity & intentional deceit is astounding & disgusting.

that's surreal

This is such a fucking joke.

lol, that’s fuckin rich! Predictable though.

IOKIYAR

Is this a satire edition?

Look how good the Supreme Court is at doing that.

“Conflict of interest”

I'm sure we'll all be very relieved when he determines there aren't any conflicts. Letting businesses police themselves always ends well, after all.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Who does Musk think he is, a Supreme Court justice?

"We have investigated ourselves and declare ourselves innocent of all charges."

So the fox decides if he will guard the henhouse? Sounds like a great idea to me!

LOL. And you typed that without laughing?

Time to arm the chickens.

"The White House said Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal spending and his overlapping empire of six companies" The White House does not talk. The Preztard Trump said this?

What a joke. Seriously. True evil is when good men do nothing. Where are people in power? Where are people with sick time, resources, and the ability to protest? FIGHT BACK DENY ACCESS RESIST

White House also trusts foxes with the hen house and wolves to manage our sheep.

The definition of conflicts of interest has just been updated

youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4?...

every member of Trump's team has to be as dumb as Trump - at least q.e.d.

"I have investigated myself and found myself to be entirely innocent. Case closed."

@smith.senate.gov CRIMES! Not just bad policies, CRIMES! Someone needs to make it illegal to do crimes! Do something!

its all conflict of interest, duh.. We can all see it!

Where did you manage to dig up all these fools?

Wonderful fucking passive voice.

Yeah, the fox will determine if he has a conflict of interest when assigned to guard over the chicken coop.

That is the most ludicrous statement I've heard! Elon Musk cannot be trusted. Quite literally No One, personally involved in conflicts of interest - can be be trusted.

😂

Ludicrous and lawless

Lol it’s what a fascist douche bag does.

He is the case Prosecutor, the Judge, and Executioner! What a travesty of Justice!

Lol what

Nice coverage of a lie someone said.

Is that not called "the fox guarding the hen house"?

Fox, meet henhouse

Elon Musk even working with government as a “consultant” is a cynical corrupt conflict of interest.

The criminal will decide if his crime is criminal.

Oh yeah, that’ll work!🙄

The level of disgust I have for this fucking Apartheid Nazi

“We’ve investigated ourselves and have found no evidence of wrongdoing”

Oh, ffs 🤦

Whatever happened to checks and balances? Are they even AWARE how ridiculous that sounds and is.

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤡💩💩

So, no?

It's that Frankenstein glance that's unsettling.

How can this be happening?

That's just crayfish, as the kids say.

They're going to trust him to judge himself... What??

The Democrats are a little short on backbone. Please all members of Congress, grow a pair.