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I mean, yes?

Yes.

When you look back at a part of your childhood that seemed perfectly normal and commonplace and go "...Huh."

I am retroactively vindicated for being afraid of them as a kid…take that mom!

The best way to learn not to be on fire is to end up on a little fire. Not a lot of fire. You know, not medium fire, just a little splash of fire. You know one way or another you're going to respect it at some point

What if it’s the parents that are annoying or have bad vibes?

I was like "ha this post is silly, my parents let ME play with sparklers" then I saw your reply and was like "...oh."

I am honestly surprised the Hose Poisoned have not latched onto this

*Alfred Molina voice*

I appreciate that you have to say that... and thank you for doing your job.

I ask this whenever the kids pick up a flashlight.

Everyone needs a super hero origin story.

Maybe if I was a super scientist on the verge of a breakthrough, I might, but only if he had super powers from being bit by a radioactive spider.

Yes, obviously, I would. I was born in the 1970s and have to maintain my cool aunt vibes while risking my friends' children.

oh absolutely a child's heart is pure

Yes.

yes

Hey, you do have a sense of humor.

Actually, yes. We were... not entirely successful. But my son & I attempted to build a simple fusion reactor as a school science project... (The hard bit isn't the reactor; it's the neutron detector so you can prove fusion has occurred)

Yes. Go get em Ra Jr

Gonna go get a sparkler and start giving children the curse of Ra.

Not with that accursed Spider-Man running free!