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I saw one of these in the comments and took matters into my own hands. (Note: I am not a graphic designer by trade nor do I know four languages. This was done quickly and dirtily and using Google Translate. If anyone wants to give me better translations I'll remake it.)

Eh, just save them to your phone if you like them

these are amazing and thanks for the collection. I want one I can hold up in response to other people's posts when they make a conversation not involving them about them: LOW-QUALITY ATTEMPT TO CENTER THEMSELF. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Fascinated that "enshittification" is so similar across different language families. Truly a universal experience.

a better french translation would be « Ne me répondez pas en mecspliquant mon post »

O mon dieu, c’est parfait

FUCK that's a good pun

There’s also one for German: “herrklären” (herr = sir, erklären = to explain)

Mais à l'oral, il n'y a aucune différence entre les deux et on perd le jeu de mot/concept un peu. À l'écrit ça peut avoir l'air d'une typo même, mais ça permet d'être discret si on veut. J'utilise souvent pénispliquer quand je veux que ce soit clair.

The German on the orange is wrong. „die ich gefällt“ must be „die mir gefällt“.

Neat 📌

This is brilliant. *saves images for future use*

#AltText question for people that use screen readers: how do screen readers handle all-caps?

How about "Don't reply to tell me how you think both sides are equally bad/good"?

I need the complaining one in a hat or tee shirt I can light up when I'm, um, just complaining.

Thank you! These are so useful for providing context! I hate being misunderstood.

eh, just use 'em

Always a pleasure.

Thank you.

Only place I haven't put them is the shithole. Nobody needs to go to the shithole.

how is 'mansplain' in German not 'manntworten'

I think that @neolithicsheep.bsky.social may need some of these if he hasn't seen them yet...

Good copy.

Here, on slack or any other company chat, on WhatsApp, in line at the cafe…

Any chance of a, Do not correct my grammar / spelling I am dyslexic.

useful on all social media sites that are now, ever were, or ever will be

More so here, in my experience, lol

No, in fact I need to save these for whenever they're relevant. Thank you extremely much for rendering a valuable public service and I hope you don't mind the theft; I'll try my best to make sure you get the credit.

On the end of this thread, the new, updated versions live here now: donotreply.cards

Here you could call them BluesClues

I’ve definitely encountered capitalism/enshittification guy here, haha

if you get bored, one more would be "DO NOT RESPOND TO TELL ME TO CONTENT WARN MY LIFE"

please I require this one very badly thank you

Okay this one might actually decrease overall social media posting by like 70% worldwide.

I wish we had bookmarks I'm guilty of at least one of these sometimes (trying to help, or sometimes just trying to chat, but sometimes neither are wanted or called-for)

paging @rahaeli.bsky.social

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Oh I love these!