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They are missing an opportunity in not selling silicone casts of their bottles to bring this full circle.

Steely Dan assed soda

I BEG YOUR PARDON

Let me introduce you to my friend Mr Pibb

Dr Pecker

just like Steely Dan

Quite rightly.

You want some Pepsi or Steely Dan with that?

whoever wrote that has been smoking too many banana peels

The Steely Dan of sodas?

... I feel like it's important to point out that, according to just a couple paragraphs later, one of the flavors of Mello Yello was "Afterglow"

Another contender:

So if you really want your Baja Blasted, skip the Dew.

Going back in time to release "Doctor Pepper's Rectal Dialation Tool" specifically to make this untrue

urban dictionary? *takes drag off cigarette* now that's a name i've not heard in a long time....... a long time

Someone shop this to make him hold the dildo

australian ad agency probably didn't know that, probably youtu.be/tIZUgJy2KTM?...

The song is so much worse in many ways.

Not to mention a dubious reference to 14 year old girls. I learned more than I wanted to know from that dive

Yeast infection much.

Disappointed to hear it wasn’t “Upper 10”

And Maine Root blueberry

"There have been three flavored variants of Mello Yello in North America. Mello Yello Cherry was released in response to Mountain Dew Code Red. The other two variants were 👉Mello Yello Afterglow👈 (peach-flavored) and Mello Yello Melon. All three were only available for a limited time."

I'm very sad that I went down that rabbit hole. I feel nauseous.

only mass produced soda.... yes, there are many artisanal homebrew sodas named for dildos