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It's a weird world where the shittier a piece of software looks, the more I trust it. The fancy looking ones? They're going to steal my data or extort me in pricing or just not work. Crappy looking tools made by some random dude? This shit is going to get the job done and do nothing else.

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Malwarebytes (looks shitty) vs Avast (Oooh green tabbed menus) is a perfect example. Malwarebytes works well and is unobtrusive. Avast behaves like adware and constantly spams you if you try not renewing your subscription.

It's so true though. I have many tiny little "indie" tools on my computer that do what I need them to better and less suspiciously than any big name or service oriented software I've ever used.

I have a macro tool thst creates reusable fields in Word docs. Downloaded it from a site that is "best viewed in Netscape Navigator". Interface is 100% Win98. Author asks for a PayPal donation if useful. It's a workhorse and has never failed. Sent him $100 and a note. He wrote me back an hour later.

He was really surprised to receive the payment, which is why he wrote back. The tool is worth every penny and his site is a treasure trove of useful info about Word macros. The site uses frames bc he DGAF about anything but solving Word issues. HE'S A TREASURE!

VLC Media Player, OBS, Paint.Net. Heck, for screen recording back in the day you couldn't really get better than Fraps, and that had the most down to earth basic interface you could get! And it still does to this day!

I think it used to be the case that beautiful software was often a good sign. Someone cared enough to make it pretty. Like an album with excellent cover art. But now a pretty UI is often a bait and switch.

The most reliable piece of software you’ve ever used and its “About” menu is a popup with a 3 frame gif of a cat from 1996

“How do I connect to this remote server?” “Why that’s simple! You download Putty and summon the elder gods of Windows 95 UI design”

Autism. Perfectionism. There are couple of possible reasons. I hesitate to release free stuff for example if it doesn't look good enough. Even for free. If it doesn't have GUI or good set of console commands.

Autistic+ADHD+OCD+dyslexic here I am the exact type that would put the Extra to make things look polished even free things because it has to look good for ME first. It's gotta be pleasant to my eyeballs or I can't focus. So there's that aspect of it But I get the premise here & agree too.

I feel this way about skeuomorphism in audio tools. The more the plugin looks like physical hardware the harder they are trying to trick me into thinking it sounds good. While the truly best tools just have simple graphs and actual computer interfaces.

#9Front has the terrible look, and also it has the appearance from a alternate timeline of where somehow nobody wanted to copy Apple in the Ui department. And it originates from a successor OS to #UNIX created by said creators of UNIX.

Yes! IrfanView is my go-to example of this software archetype. It's only a few months younger than me at 28, and like it looks absolutely ancient - but it's also 3mb in size, lightning fast, and uses an order of magnitudrum fewer resources than the Windows 11 calculator.

If it looks like they've been maintaining it since Windows 98 it's gonna have the most hideous UI but fastest code execution you've ever seen. Regarding price, they will only have a donation link to their Paypal.

Ok honestly i’m having a hard time imagining the sort of person for whom clicking all the right boxes in this window is easier than just writing a script to do ur renaming. Like this looks complicated enough that it would take less time to google stackexchange than to figure out what’s going on here

I did eventually learn how to do that but I’d say this tool was actually more straight forward and definitely easier and way faster than that for someone who had never written code. Everything I needed to do was a built in option and it’s so fast you can fiddle with it while checking results.

I've done things like this. Some developer had a job to do and just keeps adding buttons to the same screen for each thing they need. Adding extra screens or UI work takes away from the goal. I've just got something I need to use, I already know how to use it, because I made it.

It is beautiful. Form follows function, each thing you'd need is right in front of you and easy to find. You don't need to read something because it's all there. It's not fashionable or sellable for UI, but it is beautiful.