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I’m quivering with anticipation of pointing and laughing!

special green check if you have direct deposit to your x money account

no one is forcing anyone to do anything. free will and all that. laugh away! 🤣

There’s an actual bank behind it for now so the average dumbfuck at least has FDIC protection in some configuration of their account in theory

I thought this was about a new rapper upsetting white people and got excited 😔

And when it crashes, it will be Joe Biden's fault

Also gotta make sure nobody bails these fucking idiots out when it all crashes.

right? they're just scamming money that trump would have scammed otherwise.

honestly gotta respect the honesty, usually there's at least a fake roadmap or something

he is 100% going to turn this into a crypto scam bsky.app/profile/sant...

I especially love that it looks like it will coincide with the bursting of the AI bubble.

Ex-Money for real, y’all

Ex-money

If they weren't so insufferable, I would laugh at them daily.

Cyberbucks

“I think we can trust the President of Twitter.”

We can express sympathy for the kids who won't get their support cheques, though

I have no idea who or what X Money is but I would love it if my shit would just get lost. Get that shit outta here

It’s like the guys from Jackass precipitating a bank run.

Every time they walk into a room. At the dentist. Or getting chest x-rays. At their funeral service. Always.

Kanye never said that

But a lot are also going to lose money because they're in index funds, typically through 401Ks and IRAs, and with Musk's businesses getting inflated numbers, that means the index funds pay too much for them.

If they lose all their shit, then it's a laxative, right?

X Monkey

All their apes gon’ be gone

Wow, so insightful. Pass the blowtorch.

I’m astonished they’re actually using an FDIC member bank to secure deposits

I see two possible outcomes: 1. The densest people you know give Musk their money. 2. Basic pattern recognition sets in and *nobody* uses X Money, and it quietly dies in like a month.

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