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I'm still convinced that he saw the synopsis of Guy Ritchie's "The Gentlemen" as "Matthew McConaughey is a pot dealer," was like "hell yeah, I'm in!" and that this policy change occurred about 30 minutes after he was done with the movie.

"In a lot of these cases...."

That's my guess. There's someone they want to hire, and this rule was getting in the way.

It makes perfect sense in a Trump Administration that partaking in the act of having sexual relations with a farm animal is seen as a desired job qualification rather than an immediate dis-qualifier to serve in the nation’s FBI. This is Trump World after-all.

He knows exactly what it is. He thinks he’s being clever by dancing around the question like a fool. “What? dog rape? What’s a daw grape? Is there a daw strawberry? Golly jeepers gee whiz.”

He was a little sheepish in his replies

Have you seen what sheep are wearing these days?

Or the basic mechanics of intercourse?

I dunno, I bet his search history right now says otherwise

I don't actually think being a sex worker SHOULD disqualify you from other jobs, but let's face it, Kash Patel is not going to any SW to get them to STOP the sex work

Maybe kash met them while he was in prison?

"forced" as in fraternity hazing rituals?

Foghorn Leghorn is confused

I think so

Raw dogging…. is not bestiality

patel is an idiot - seems like a requirement for being a trump bootlicker 🤷‍♂️

I concur.

🤭

He is such a stooge

Pretty good chance you’d be wrong about that.

Is it a portmanteau of "best reality"?

"Are we seeing a pre-emptive defence for past indiscretions, Mr Patel?" 🫩

That man couldn’t daddy his way out of a [really easy thing for dads, sorry I’ve never been a dad, but I know I could daddy my way out of things better than this weasel] if he had Pedro Pascal and Jeffery Dean Morgan holding his hands

It's not what happens in the Poodle Room when he's drunk?

Muting this lol

We're old, babe. They didn't do that anymore. They might have to deal with issues they're not allowed to discuss

I don't think they talk about current events in schools anymore

it’s one step removed from a cumtown ad read

He hangs out with white people of course he knows what it is and that's why he changed the rules to hire more white people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape by people who had their buddies hit a Mortal Kombat finisher on them?"

Or he knows all too well...

He knows all too well otherwise he couldn't pretend to be that stupid.

Oh, he knows. And he knows someone has pictures.

Makes me wonder if he engaged in all the things that are now deemed acceptable. 🙄

Thank you for spelling it correctly

With those bug eyes? Oh he KNOWS

My thought exactly. He started talking about how unfair it is to keep "victims of bestiality" from joining the FBI. The victims are the ANIMALS. Animals do not rape people.

This here. 100% absolutely

😅😅😅😅

It was probably a communist chicken. Devious beasts, those ones.

EXACTLY.

That's a bit ruff.

Look this is in no way a defense of him but I suspect that 99% of people thinking about this are thinking the theoretical previously trafficked person he’s talking about is a man when I think Kash is thinking of women.

And Kennedy, a Rhodes scholar, is talking like a fool

There's got to be a new hire who has a conviction for bestiality, or it's probably Patel.

As a foreigner looking in.... lol

If you're ever at a Senate hearing and a Senator asks you "what about the beastiality?" you have already fucked up somewhere.

Daaaaaaaaaaad!

Yes he does.

I dont like this timeline, CERN.

Absolute morons running this country

Lord, help us all!

I have a feeling he really does. Like, intimately.

Or that he does and he wants everyone to not look at his browser history.

you know its John Kennedey of Louisiana is the voice of reasons

Wait...so was the reason that they were so concerned that people were eating dogs and cats that...uh...ohh...oh god...

Or he does.

And we also know when he tried/practiced it, it was with dogs. lol

There's no doubt in my mind......He's dumb as a box of hammers and hair.

Is he under influence of something - to talk like that in US Senate - this is insane!

Or is a moron.

This whole exchange is just bizarre

I think he is using it in the format that "reverse-racism" is used by his ideology. So, yeah just him and his buddies committing bestiality.

Or that someone else was fucking the burro he was blowing?

If it ain’t alcohol then no, he doesn’t!

I'm kinda thinking he totally knows all about bestiality That's why the 'both sides are victims' line I think he's been on both sides, possibly trafficked too it would explain so much...

oh he knows …

Kash is okay with bestiality if it is consensual

😅😅😅😅

OMG the revolting excuse he gave is too much. The canine comment? If he could see straight he’d know how fucked he is

You can't not consent when you're dead.

This fucking faking cornpone asshole. Fuck him with an FBI canine.

Does he think it means sleeping with your bestie?

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Maybe someone showed him a different definition? The "both sides" comment was strange. I'm starting to think he saw a picture of two prominent Republicans spit-roasting a household pet.