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Hell, high school ROTC march better.

Totally normal for parades, lol.

On review, I wonder if the soldiers marching were soldiers at all...I wouldn't be too surprised if they had just stuffed civilian personnel into uniforms.

Agree, our military deserves WAY better, especially since the would-be dictator is a draft dodger & has made it clear over and over again that he has zero respect for our military.

Complying you say?

Toupee Fiasco is craaaazy lmaoo Toupee Fiasco's The Fool playing on a radio near you

tRumps Sharpie is so versatile.

He said 200k people showed up hahaha

I doubt they'll open fire on Americans or lauch nukes for him.

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Yep

It looks fiercer AND more joyful at the same time!

His narcissism/profound insecurities are triggered by those w/ expertise (w/ knowledge he doesn’t possess)In WH, that’d be everyone about everything. He’s deliberately surrounded himself with incompetent, grossly unqualified ninnies 2 not get triggered.He’d need expertise2pull off parade he wanted

Cats, too, for the cat people! That for sure would be the most powerful military, everyone would surrender to the cuteness! I know I would!

I can't imagine any branch of the military not being in a tight lock-step march for a real president & real Sec of Defense.

Omg, I love it!🥰🫡

Nice and snappy with the head turn to the president. We post this enough and maybe Frump will see it.

Trump must’ve been LIVID watching this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥹😆😆😆😆😆

No to military yes to puppies

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Now, this is a parade

Well a lot of armies march almost like that with both legs up in the air. I'd love to know which regime invented it?

Ooo let’s lock him in an animal shelter all night, open all the cages and leave him guarding a box of Big Macs! Would be fun to watch 🤣

This is so fucking cool. I hope those on X send it to Noem, over and over.

Oh look at that! A President who looks happy and proud of her troops.

It’s the goose-stepping. Everyone knows you can’t have a real military parade without goose-stepping troops!!!!

Many of our troops protested the parade in the only way they could—by not giving it their all. To have openly objected would most assuredly negatively impacted their record. Horrendous way to treat our soldiers.

How can one lose with puppies! 🥰🐶🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐩

A 5X bonespurs draft dodging coward glorified himself over the US Army's 250th anniversary and the fucking MAGA suckers and losers voted for this...

Adorable and tough 🥰

Lucky Noam wasn't there with a 6 shooter

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One can only assume that the US army hates their commander in chief.

Those puppies are adorable.

Happy vibrant Mexican people and puppies partying VS an obese orange geriatric grumpy rapist who couldn’t pay people to attend his birthday? Tough call

Definitely not on the guest list was Kristi Noem

This is the cutest ever. Lol

Excellent.

I don’t know; the US Army looked *fiercely* disinterested in being stage dressing for Trump’s ego.

Now that's how it's done!

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When your heart is in it, it shows. Forcing American military troops to march for a wannabe king and dictator is despicable. Our military deserves better. They were being forced to participate in political theater by Donald Trump.

Exactly, no worries. He honestly should be under psychiatric care, definitely not leading our country or being led by the corrupt sycophants around him.

That is spectacular! Would've love to see that

Puppies parade!!

Because they are proud.

Well of course, because everyone (except Donald Trump*) absolutely loves puppies! *NBC reality show TV star; adjudicated rapist; convicted felon; twice elected POTUS

Stopppp I wanna see a puppy parade 🥲

One puppy papoose, coming up. :-))

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It is cute, but hope other democratic countries do not do that. Democracy is not about flexing their military.

Mexican puppy canine unit 🥰🥰🥰 I can't... 💖

I wonder if Mexico is taking asylum seekers from the north? I want to join the puppy brigade.

RIGHT??? Why are they all hotties???

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Almost thought that was Doofus but I then realized he didn't smile at his parade. Instead, he was Pouty McGee

Whiskey Pete!!! 🤣😂😆

lol

The only unit the world needs 😅♥️

Cutest thing ever!

Oh the sense of humor wouldn't be for him, it's for all of us who spent Saturday LOL at him looking like a simp, his Russian male horse bride not wanting to be there, and Ivanka stayed in Miami to tan. I know I was LMAO especially when Mexico had a better parade for their K9 puppy unit. LOL

Love It.. LOL at that asshole on Saturday I turned Stripes on.. I think our military was trying to do some of that in their heads watching them. They were not matching we looked better in ROTC. 😂😂😂😂😁

Don't give this criminal much of your emotional currency, do what you've always done live and focus on what's in front of you that you control, that's what they want people scared. Reagan closed our local rec in Ft Lauderdale, Summer 1980, I can't tell you the lives that one thing impacted.

Beautiful ❤️. Love the puppies.

I quite like these Chilean parades. They basically copied the old Prussian military tradition www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pF6...

Keep Noem away

Poor animals

@gothtatertot.bsky.social !!!

Oh this is such a 🔥

Trump the chump.

Omg I need more pictures of these puppies I'm gonna cry looking at them in their little carrying harnesses

@darthbluesky.bsky.social needs to see this!

They won't... its against the law for you to own land there as a foreigner..

Mexicans are born werever they want in the world, so yeah.

That's what happens when your POTUS hates dogs.

I would fly there to see that, and I’m not kidding

PhotoQ. Watching those American soldiers shuffleing down the street was quite charming (sic).

Me too!!! 💙🐾

trump couldn’t even make Mexico pay for the wall like he promised the #MAGAChumps.🤣😆🤣

Trump got permission from Putin and made us all pay for his parade. You see this is not better, right? You do see that a worse parade without puppies that Americans pay is *less money for Americans*, right?

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Puppies! Who'd have thought 40yrs ago that Mexico would surpass us in being progressive?

Very good.

That's goose stepping!! No bueno

😆 🤣 😂 😹 poor twumpie taco 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

And Taco slumped over like a sad toddler 🤣

*yoink* That is too funny not to share. 😁

They were before the tanks— he wanted goose pate for dinner!

Unlike ICE, the K-9 pups SHOW THEIR FACES!

No bullet poof glass

Now that's a well deserved parade.

At least they didn't squeak

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Trump's little sad #perade wasn't even close to this energetic. Good job to our soldiers for subtlety letting their pathetic CIC know how they felt about being forced to march for his vanity.