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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

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I got reports that they were unable to put Dicky boy into a coffin due to the massive amounts of twisting and spinning his corpse is doing. "Usually they're in the ground before they start spinning, we don't know what we're going to do currently" said a funeral director.

*Dick Cheney the morning of his death* "I may be the second largest piece of shit in recent American political history, but I'm going to do something really funny."

Tonight’s results signal a profound shift: voters, many former MAGA supporters, voice a desire to preserve freedom and reject authoritarianism. Across the nation, Republicans face setbacks, suggesting we may be witnessing the beginning of the end of this destructive MAGA movement☮️

If I believe in God and life after death and you do not, and if there is no God, we both lose when we die. However, if there is a God, you still lose. — Blaise Pascal