I got reports that they were unable to put Dicky boy into a coffin due to the massive amounts of twisting and spinning his corpse is doing. "Usually they're in the ground before they start spinning, we don't know what we're going to do currently" said a funeral director.
America's mayor is a Democratic Socialist Muslim immigrant from Africa.
And unlike how the beltway media are already trying to spin this, his victory is a very very very good thing. For New York, for America, and for Democracy.
*Dick Cheney the morning of his death*
"I may be the second largest piece of shit in recent American political history, but I'm going to do something really funny."
Would be pretty based of God if Christian Hell was just the place where you go to watch everyone around you succeed and be happy while you're forced to eat leaded paint chips for eternity or something
Tonight’s results signal a profound shift: voters, many former MAGA supporters, voice a desire to preserve freedom and reject authoritarianism. Across the nation, Republicans face setbacks, suggesting we may be witnessing the beginning of the end of this destructive MAGA movement☮️
If I believe in God and life after death and you do not, and if there is no God, we both lose when we die. However, if there is a God, you still lose. — Blaise Pascal
The fact this post got labeled by Moderation as "rude" makes me seriously question the longevity of this site under its current leadership.
You were a king for posting this and it's perfectly worded.