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Sure just relax, you don't need to eat every day, do you?

Mike Johnson's standard advice: "Bend over, America. Do not resist. We are going to screw you one way or anther often.

He lies. Continually.

Jam tomorrow.

It all makes sense if you are a billionaire.

and those moronic aholes are so pleased with themselves.

How long can they keep saying "our best days are ahead" or "it will happen soon" or "just a little longer"... God how stupid MAGA is to keep believing this steady stream of nonsense.

So are those billionaires giving the money back? Let's see the math on this since Republicans are such geniuses.

Mike Johnson needs to relax in a nice hot bath. With a toaster.

Right after the midterms. Trust me.

Trump, who promised lower prices on day one. Now Trump and his administration are telling his supporters, "Fuck you, we don't believe you, deal with it"...while they all rake in billions.

He forgot: Times r tough Monies hard Here's yur fucking Christmas card!

Southpark, "Relaaaaax!"

They're all on the same talking points just to lie to their base long enough to get them through the mid-terms (in case the gerrymandering doesn't work well enough).

I got one thing to say to Speaker Johnson: "Quiet, Piggy"

Stop making an issue of a word (affordability) that has been understood and used since 1910 and traceable back to 1640s! Everyone knows how bad things are when they go grocery shopping! You don't need Trump or MAGA Mike to preach to you as if they've just discovered a new problem with the economy!

Squeaker Johnson: “We are exactly on the trajectory of where we’ve always planned to be. It’s gonna be fine,” once we relieve those 24 million Americans of the burden of having healthcare.

Absolutely clueless. Not only does he spread fake news, he lives in a fake world.

How many cliches can that guy squeeze into one statement 🤦‍♀️

Can you tell my landlord that, mini-Moses?

📌

whats this "we" shit, mike?

And I say 🖕 LilMikey!

Can NOT wait for him to go down in flames Hope the Rep members of Congress Who are planning to step down Do it soon And en masse It's time for us to take back the House Make America SANE Again

Since trump has been in office, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Larry Ellison, Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Larry Page,Howard Lutnick, Linda McMahon have gotten richer. The rest of us will have to just wait and see.

He lies for Trump like a puppet on a string. His answer is condescending, insulting and glimpse into the degree of his arrogance. It is notable however that he completed a sentence that didn’t include:”This is the 1st I’ve heard of it. It’s out of my lane. I don’t know what you’re referring to”.

Just like trickle down economics will raise wages

Sometimes “Our best days are ahead of us” also means “We are in the worst of times now”!

Yeah. Let’s all make sure to RELAX about high costs because of Drumpf’s tariffs, etc. and VOTE BLUE to relax even more!

In the meantime - sorry you’re sick, starving, and losing your home - didn’t Trump call us all whiners?

Translation - and when things get even shittier we will at least have more time to come up with excuses.

The sexist pig, Coach Bobby Knight once said that, if rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it. Our little porn watching speaker, seems to agree.

JFC

Worth asking: exactly WHO Mike Johnson means by "our" in "our best days are ahead of us"....

"Relax and ignore your bills" seems like bad advice.

Relax #MikeJohnson? What. The. Fuck! What do you know about having enough money to buy food, or paying for rising heating costs, rising home insurance, car insurance, internet prices. All of which have increased during the 🍊 madman's first nine months. Seriously. What the fuck do you know? Tell me

Republicans are the number one enemy to America.

“Relax, and just enjoy it.” … Historical republican advice when getting raped.

flip every R seat, impeach, convict, imprison Trump and every GOP official possible, including the bribed fascist scum on SCOTUS.

Famous last words

Relax as you open your health insurance bill, now sigh deeply.. as you read your premium has now doubled. See.. that wasn’t so difficult? 💀

Mikey is spreading trumps manure.

Something tells me Mr. 'I Don't Have a Bank Account' has his household bills intercepted and paid in full by someone, he'd tell you who but he's just too busy to find out.

Is this when we declare the republicans war on Christmas? I will say I do not miss those MAGA tweets. War on this. War on that. Lesko, Biggs, Gosar 👀

What an out of touch idiot.

I was just informed next year, after the election, because of the OBBB I won't have anywhere to access health care because of the cuts. The only available clinics in my county are already on the likely shut down list. Mike Johnson can fuck himself.

Will relax when lying MAGAt's like Mike, the piss ant Speaker, is in the Minority. Until then, GFY.

Ok I relaxed and now I can afford a house. Thanks Mike!

The reality is, America is teetering on economic and monetary collapse, and everything Trump and the Republicans are doing is only accelerating the collapse. Kevin Hassett, a sycophantic moron, as Fed Chair will obliterate the value of the U.S. Dollar.

Paid by the very same people that he's telling to relax!

You know, it's kind of terrifying that not only does the Speaker of the House have no spine, but that he's also just plain dumb enough to think that the American people won't notice that just about every aspect of their lives are more expensive under the GOP...

When, since the beginning of time, has anyone relaxed after being told to "just relax"...

All according to plan — to weaken Americans and wreck America.

When are they installing napping cots at the supermarket? I need my "relaxing" space right next to the meat counter please.

And I say to that, “RELAX- your GOP majority will slip away before then while your rats jump ship!” He is about the most tone-deaf idiot to sit in that seat, and he runs his mouth daily because he’s a sucker for self-torture. It is going to cost him everything.

#ReleaseEpsteinFiles #TrumpisInsane #FDT #FuckICE #TaxTheRich #NationalStrike #TraitorTot #SlavaUkraini

THIS IS WHAT TRUMP IS DOING - TRYING TO HIDE EVIDENCE OF HIS CRIMES HES COMMITTED AND HIS DAILY CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES. THIS IS WHAT FELON RAPIST TRUMPS BEST FRIEND DID TO HIDE EVIDENCE OF HIS WAR CRIMES👇 WHEN AMERICA???

Here's my response to MAGA Mike Little Johnson: Go fuck yourself in the face.

The dude is so out of touch with everyday Americans who have to show up for work everyday and feed a family and pay Sky rocketing insurance premiums!

For those that are struggling financially, we recommend simply consuming a large caloric excess of fish, nuts, and berries to build up body fat reserves, then going into a deep sleep for the next 6-12 months while the economy recovers.

Exactly where we want to be, i.e. people sick, starving & uneducated...

Prosperity is two weeks away, right after the GOP healthcare plan and infrastructure week

Speaker Johnson:

How would Mike Johnson know, since he's completely oblivious to everything that goes on around him?

Lay back, Amerika...

Right? They're puzzled. They're disappointed in us. They whine and fuss and expect our admiration for their useless "work." What a bunch of weaklings!

"RELAX" FUCK YOU

What a load of crap. Didn't his boss promise "groceries", gas, utilities, everything would be cheaper instantly? Now we should wait for next year?! Relax?!

We cannot for the midterms because they are already rigged in GOO favor. No more free and fair elections. RISE UP AND REVOLT AGAINST TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT.

Fucking douchebag Johnson. He’s fat and happy with his salary, profits from insider trading and who knows what else Trump has slipped him. Obviously he is only the mouthpiece for Trumps anus-hole looking mouth.

We can’t believe him and we have seen no reason to trust him.

Quod Sumus Hoc Eritis 'what we are you shall be' Judas Johnson suggests we just ignore the Hungry & Starving.

This rape will be much easier for you if you just relax.

Yeah, just bend over and wait 🤣

I wouldn't count on that for yourself, Mikey. Your friends in Congress can't stand you, your capricious Master will tire of you, and crazed mobs could come after you with a gallows, just ask the other Mike. But relax anyway, while you still can.

Our best days will be when all of these assholes are put on trial and jailed for the rest of their lives

Exactly.

This is a VERY SAD TRUTH. It needs to be on "Truth Social" more than on Blue Sky. Study or read about the fraud & corruption following the US Civil war or of the "Gilded Age" to learn more about how they haven't changed except in the name they call themselves. John Jakes novels if that reaches you.

Look, they care a whole lot about affordability for billionaires. It's pretty much all they think about.

(Except that Donald seems to be a lot more spry than he actually is.)

Be cool everyone, it’s the most expensive month of the year for most Americans - but don’t sweat it. We have a President and a cabinet of people just as smart as him that will make sure you hear that you aren’t going broke despite the reality that you are in fact, going broke.🤡🤡🤡🤡

He's either learned to tell ridiculous lies with a straight face or he's a complete moron. Or both.

lies

magat Mike- look.. we've improved the fuel economy of US cars! Now, just relax and enjoy the view!

He was speaking only to millionaires and billionaires.

Electricity, food, health insurance...all going up next year. Relax if you are rich.

Sounds like something someone in authority on the Titanic may have said!

That’s easy to say when you have an offshore account stuffed with black money. F U Mikey.

"Yeah poors, just take a chill pill!"

And people wonder why I avoid any self-proclaimed devout Christians.

That is not an iceberg ahead!

Checks in the mail.... Mikey has become a class A liar. He must be so proud.

Says alot about the bribed criminal dont it !

“The best is yet to come!” kimberly guilfoyle

Yep. Our best days are definitely ahead of us ...

I feel sooooo much better. (It's hard to make typing drip with sarcasm.)

…says the man that too busy to know anything?

Inflation during Biden was driven mostly by Trump spending more unpaid-for money than any president in history with his massive tax breaks for the rich (Prior to covid). And now these idiots want us to believe another unpaid-for bill doing the exact same thing will somehow make things better? 🤦‍♂️

When you live hand-to-mouth a month or two can stand between you and homelessness and all that follows. Someone with money won’t understand this. If Johnson were to trade places with an economically-challenged person he’d fold into a sobbing fetal position within a few hours.

I’ll show that to my landlord.

Speaker Marie A Johnson to Americans: Let them eat cake!

our "best days" haven't been ahead of us since november 5, 2025

Mike Johnson is a LIAR!!

Wonder how many 'next years' he is planning on...

The trajectory. ⤵️↘️

Spineless Johnson needs to live in the real world. It will get easier for the rich. It will get worse for the rest of us

I can't see this without wondering how many times this coke-addicted whorebag practiced this in her bathroom mirror looking at her naked skeleton & thinking 'I'm nailing it!'?

"Our" being the operative word here. They don't mean us.

Jam tomorrow, folks

Imagine a democrat speaker voicing that in the last election cycle. It would have been top news cycle. Telling poor Americans to hold steady when they elected these idiots on price relief day one is horrible. Many paycheck to paycheck households aren't holding at all right now.