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The slowest blinking by the likes of which have never been seen. Some people would say the slowest blinking ever witnessed.

Christ alive, I can barely do six minutes.

Too stupid

I am just waiting for a drool photo.

🤣 Epic punch in the face you just gave them. Maybe it'll help shut the alt-right up for once. Keep fighting the good fight. Y'all rock!

This cures sex offenders too , should be used in the justice system .

Blinking looks like he’s not ok 👍

Perfect response!

And rfk jr totally lied about getting beloved animals frim being tested on. He’s a fkn fraud!

Yah, the "he was blinking" defense MIGHT work if there were only still cameras allowed in the Oval. ('You just caught him during a blink! he's not sleeping!!!!!) But, dude: there is VIDEO.

I'm waiting for the permanent blink

Sounds about right

He has really long blinks…..

I thought he was just “resting his eyes” because of course he “works so hard for the American people.” /s

Rapid Response 47= powered by MAGA incels who were driving on Elon's Incel Caminos.🤮

That’s one really long blink.

I mean, now he hates children. But, agreed, he should have responsible adult (non-Epstein class) supervision.

Dr. Blinky…

“He was blinking.” Is that what the video shows?? Not gonna wait for an answer.

The WH is pathetic.

Rapid Response appears to be the only moron in this thread. Gonna party like this on the big day when he blinks, and his eyes do not re-open. youtube.com/shorts/XtNmU...

10 minute power blink😂

lol . Perhaps you should tell him that Moron’s like us know that a blink is meant to be a fraction of a second , not 3 minutes .

"He was blinking for several minutes! The snorey sounds we're just him clearing his throat!"

I took a 15 minute blink this afternoon.

If he blinked more at night he wouldn't have to blink through his public appearances.

Please, don't wake me No, don't shake me Leave me where I am I'm only blinking Not sure Lennon & McCartney would’ve had a hit record with that.

I’m best at 8 hours of blinking. And he’s 20+ years older than me. And I eat right and go to the gym 3x/week.

His blinks are just real slow ... 1-2 minutes a blink. It won't be long before his don't-care giver is going to make him take mid-day blink time.

If you're gonna post screenshots can you use alt text

😂😂😂 just loooong blinks 🙄

Can’t bear to look at that scum!

Someone call Guinness, world's longest blink record about to be shattered.

My dad used to claim he was just inspecting his eyelids…

"Resting his eyes"

bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/bionumber.as...

Extra loooooooooooooooong blinks!

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funny Don Jr. blinks like the WH is claiming and yet has all the nose candy sniffing allegations..... Which drugged Trump with the WH claim?

😂

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My dad used to blink like that. He too said he wasn't sleeping, just inspecting the inside of his eyelids The snores were just noises indicating his approval of their condition

Blinks don’t last for 5 minutes, moron! 🤣

Funny how my husband seems to do this every night!

You can play video and see it's not a blink. They must be really desperate.

They think we are blinking idiots.

Whoever runs the White House media really thinks we are all as unintelligent as MAGA.

Just resting his eyes as my grandpa would say.

🤣 they’re gonna start saying he was resting his eyes like my mom used to say when she was falling asleep..

Video shows that was quite an extended blink.

That's the looooooooooongest blink I've ever seen!

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Dad: (woke himself up with a snort; “I’m just resting my eyes”. To his defense, worked 2 jobs, 9 kids.

Age sucks peace and love

youtube.com/watch?v=_3i5...

He wasn’t blinking. He awoke momentarily.

Haahhahahahahaahaahhahahahaahhaha

This account should start calling themselves Rapid Eye Movement 47 from now on.

His blinks are as legendary as his speech “weave”

Clearly blinking just not signalling

@chrislhayes.bsky.social suggests that he's just bored at any meeting when he's not talking about his ballroom.

He was just “resting his eyes.”

And even this is a faster blink.

😂bitches face was drooping and he was damn near drooling

The comments to @RapidResponse47 are overwhelmingly negative, lol.

rapid response 47 is an official WH account? Their unhinged postings seem more off of a demented ideologist occulting the persona Trump oh wait, that's all of them, isn't it?

If he was blinking, they need to call The World’s Records folks…..he may have just broken the record for the longest blink in history!!

Here’s another angle on the constant sleeping during meetings that he calls. He could be under the influence of some strong medication for some previously undisclosed and serious condition. The condition and the medication might render him unfit. Even more unfit than he already is.

Why are these morons, liars and racist still live for this guy? He sleeps five times more than Joe did. Dozin Donny needs to go!

See? He's waving!

Who's blinking? I'm not blinking! You blinking?

It's good to never blink when you drive.

This was a blink like no other should get the world record for longest blink …

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When I blink that slow doctors say I’m sleeping.

Some hacker please out that rabid response douche.

I always snore when I long-blink. 😂

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!!!

He was just being not woke.

He's engaging in some good ol Cold War blinkmanship.

I love it when absolute morons out themselves. 86/47

If he has been blinking, then he is the longest blinker in human history. Does his face also droop every time he blinks? He's blinking us the most moronic cult answer I've ever heard.

It's a fkn cult.

Just a question. How long does a person's eyes have to be closed to say he is asleep? I don't like him any more than you do, but I've often wondered "Is he actually sleeping?".

Moron Glad they are turning down the rhetoric in the WH. WTG, you stupid MF ass kissing, pole licking, pussy grabbing political hacks. See, that's how you turn down the rhetoric.

So according to "Rapid Response 47, he's blinking all night". Logically that means he is posting in between his blinking. LOL No normal 140+ IQ person will believe such stupid posts.

And that was before he picked a fight with Iran that he can’t figure out how to back away from. 😏

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I believe it’s called “resting his eyes”

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"Dozing down"

Perfect!

They’re not even good liars. They can’t come up with anything even remotely more plausible…..dry eye, tired eyes, allergies, strain, etc.

Long-ass blinks, in slow motion.

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There’s video. Good God…MAGA is soooo dumb.

Bitch McClanker

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Blinking is the new resting your eyes.

They just HAVE to prove how stupid they are. Having money doesn't make you smart. I can also mean you're a criminal.

One involuntary semi-blink during a minute and a half of being completely checked out and MAGA insists you can't believe your own eyes about the fact he's asleep, in the Oval Office, surrounded by people at a public event being covered by the press pool.