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They are lying.

I don't believe they spoke to anybody. Mitch's wife has left the country--there was no one for her to speak to except China.

“ I see people…dead people.”

Maybe it was a party line call…..🤷🏻‍♀️

They didn’t kick out the one who disappeared for 5 months. They won’t kick out McConnell either.

Over 200 Members of Congress and 12 Fox commentators each spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes within the last 48 hours. To be fair, they weren't all at the same seance.

Given their talking points and of course, they complied

Same Republican talking Points…

Proof of life not this BS

How do dead souls vote? Well..........they Vote Republican 😆🤪🤣☮️

i need more…

Nope. Not once the Paramount merger goes through and CNN is under their control.

Now have them say it under oath.

bsky.app/profile/shak...

Sure they did. Republicans never lie, right?

Neither said how McConnel sounded or felt. Did you know you can have conversations with a person in a coma.

Do you really think either of these tech savvy 18th century conservatives can tell the difference between AI and a human? It’s gotten to the point I have access protocols when I encounter suspected AI gate keepers, to get around them. They wouldn’t know what to suspect. Without critical thought, YFd

Spoke with Mitch McConnell for just under 20 minutes. He was distraught he told me Trump tried to have sex with him, and he said he told Trump that he wasn't a 14 year old child, but in the end, he said Trump rapped him anyway.

Ok and he sees dead people, so there’s that.

Video proof or it didn't happen.

Talking points have been distributed.

Mitch and I just FaceTimed for about 20 minutes. He's doing great, excited to get back to work.

Not at all suspicious…..

video or it didn't happyen.

only a handful of the people know the truth, but it's possible to interpret "let the people know without telling" such as Mitch's wife's visit to China. Lies are lies anyway.

I sense Bull Sh*t.

Doesn't take long around here . . . does it? 😂😂😂

🤣💀

They may have to pull a Weekend at Bernie's act to "convince" us he's "alive".

If he can speak this in depth about world events, he can speak to his constituents on camera

Why do they all say "20" minutes 🤔. Must be in their directions .

🤣🤣🤣

Wondered the same

Democrats independents, even some Republicans have been screaming for investigations. The Republicans control the house, the Senate, the presidency and the Supreme Court. Feel free to scream.

And to think yhe GOP couldn't go any lower. There is no bottom for those people. They are a bottomless pit of evil and hypocrisy.

Why doesn't an honest person or democrat, go and check up on mcconnell

A Ouija board is the only way that they're talking to the Rigor Tortoise...

All day, every day

Your old friend is lying on their potential death bed (at least their sick bed) and in a little under 20 minutes all you talk about is politics! Nothing about how they're feeling, what's their recovery like, how is their family? You know why? 🙂‍↔️ Because these conversations didn't happen 👎🏼 🤥 LIARS!

The strategy is evolving. They have received their instructions on what to say.

Takes 20 minutes to blink 1 for yes and 2 for no.

And he should not be allowed to run for Mitch’s seat, which I read he was interested in.

They'll probably promote him

They are gonna take the turtle, prop and superglue him on a horse and have it race around the capital It will work for a bit. Until his necrotic head drops off.

Jennings needs to state for the record that he had a cognitive discussion with McTurrle and that it wasn’t just him talking over the heart/lung apparatus and some soft moans from the hospital bed

Fuck Cnn! Nazi cunts!

Busted~~

20 minutes is the new 2 weeks

The real question is whether Mitch said anything to them.

Very much like the talking points that MAGA was spewing after the "shooting" at the dinner - ballroom needed!

pond, and she drowned. Elaine's husband Mitch McConnell is said to have had a heart attack on June 14th, 2026. She went to China on June 17th 2026. Michael Johnson called a recess for the house on June 30th...much like one would do if an elder statesman had passed. If they had an ounce of decorum

They lie the same way they steal.

🙄

Mitch Morgue McConnell

My 20 minutes with Mitch did not go as well, I just heard dead air.

Do Ouija boards have a good connection with the Trump phone?

Via:

Is that considered the correct amount of time to speak to a corpse?

Doesn’t mean he responded!😬

So, if they are speaking to him, why has he not spoken to the press directly?

They have a script they are all following.

I don’t trust Jennings as far as I can throw him and with my bad back I shouldn’t be throwing anyone.

Ah, well, you’re right about that.

They were probably all on the same Signal group chat. 🙄

Jennings should be fired anyway. He's a useless idiot.

I saw the turtle running around with someone who was not his wife

Proof of life or retractions, Mmmm. So you mean to tell me they can't produce one video?

YES!!!!

If @CNN *don’t* fire him in that scenario they have given up any pretence whatsoever of being a credible news organisation.

Notice Jennings did not say the Turtle spoke to him. I’ve spoken to my dog for 20 minutes but he’s yet to speak to me other than funny looks!!

Sure , more like him talking for 2 minutes and slight groans and silence on the other end. Everything’s a lie.

Then he should be able to talk to the rest of us. He couldn’t speak for 20 minutes before this heart attack.

Not the two most reliable sources of information. Why would he talk to two nobodies? Jennings is a prime bootlicker for the GOP.

Bing the media into his hospital room.

Yup. A nightmare movie. Or a 'Twilight Zone' episode.

They got their marching orders for the psyop this morning. They're too stupid to even mix it up some to make it more believable.

These sound like one way “conversations.”

Someone holding the phone to his unconscious ear while someone on the other end of the line talks is not a conversation.

It definitely seems like they all got together in the group chat and agreed on a story.

Excuse me. I just like to tram every be everything so they know and don't have to ask me a bunch of questions.... But alas I get asked so many questions

Too much detail always means somebody's lying. Ain't that the truth about these 20-minute stories.

It’s the SAME detail that’s concerning. Twenty minutes each.

Nice one!

Oops!!!

Lots of detail is the surest tell that it's a lie.

That detail about the presidential library visit from Jennings is laughable.

Looks like the script is being disbursed to all willing to regurgitate it on the social media record. Has anyone seen them do it on Fox, CNN or CBS yet?

Thank you for your kind regards.

I want proof!

This is a test for when Trupm kicks it.

He's dead. We get the election

Really weird about his specific they are. And matching in their statements.

Check the Barrasso office's Amazon account to see if there was a Ouija board purchase in the last 24 hours.

BECAUSE ITS ALL REHEARSED BULLSHIT BY FELON PEDO TRUMP AND HIS CRIMINAL MAGOTS!!!

Like orange turds never ending, yet never arriving 2 weeks

Liars!

Nah, they'll clutch their pearls and claim they had no idea. Blame it on some staffer faking the conversations with AI, and quietly drop the matter.

Beyond disgusting. It is a level of inhumane evi that needs to be locked up FOREVER. THIS IS SICKO, SICKO SHIT. They know he's dead

Let’s see the phone records.

or it was AI.