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And did you put it on the tree.

Luv it!

I am gifting my back issues to my teenage niece. If she likes them, she’ll get a subscription for her birthday.

S tier girlfriend

Love my print subscription to the 🧅

Whew! At first it looked like somebody abudcted her for ransom and cut off a boob!

😞 Sweet sorrow it is.

My Brother once wrapped up two shot glasses and gave them to me. He asked can you figure it out? He bought me a pair of eyeglasses.

Sweet!

The box is even the right color! She done good!

This is how I did the same for my husband last year

That is adorable

First-class gift wrap!!

Im glad she didn’t get you an annual pass to the dump.

Hahaha I got one for my son and now I'm mad I didn't think of this. I just wrapped up the first issue like a stupid normal. He loved it tho. Merry Christmas!

Same

i had the same idea!

Brilliant

For your belt as is tradition

🏆

I bit into it like an apple

There is no other way to deliver this gift!

I really like you grandfather!

You should wear it on your belt. I heard it used to be the style

oh, oh, oh She's a keeper😁😎

Instant classic idea.

They wore them on their belt as was the Style on those days

Too many people used them as fashion accessories, it was the style at the time.

An onion to wear on your belt!

Layers to this joke

You're fortunate to have a funny gf!

This is amazing. I just printed out the certificate thing they sent giving them as gifts. Should have done this.

Excellent! While dating, my now-husband and I got each other a gift subscription the same year. Embarrassing to have to call and cancel one.

God damn it. Killer idea. I too gifted an onion sub but misted the opportunity to wrap a root vegetable.

We got an IKEA style French onion soup, 5 lbs. of onions, veggie broth and gruyere. Only need bread!

She’s a keeper

A gf with a sense of humor!

Layers to this gift.

My wife did the exact same thing

oh, this gift has layers.

Lmao! I love her.

Corporate grocery stores will be afraid to carry onions when Trump outlaws satire.

brilliant

That’s brilliant

Mmmm…

Creative!

Merry Christmas 🎄

Damnit I should have done this, that’s awesome

That is an amazing way to gift that

Perfect.

no bow? cryin shame

For The Win!!!!!!!

Normally I do this as a bit for married couples, but Marry her!

Love

Peel back the layers and cry

Adorable!!!

What a clever idea; love it!

Nice.

Clearly impish!

Merry Christmas!

Which was the style at the time...

This is brilliant! My daughter gave their brother a guitar bag and it was too big to wrap so instead they drew a guitar on a paper gift bag and filled it with tissue paper. When the tissue was empty the actual gift was brought out.

Brilliant 👏🥰

Perfection

Oh they are publishing in 3D now? FAB!

Fantastic

I thought it was an odd tree ornament.

My wife got me the same gift and printed and mounted the certificate and wrapped that. I said you should have wrapped AN ONION. So when this came up in my feed I said, they get it and showed it to her. And we laughed together. Merry Christmas!

You should always x-ray your Christmas onions before eating.

Put a ring on her ASAP

That's really clever!!

your gf has some props, respect!

She’s a keeper.

lol my mom did the same thing

😆

You can eat those

The green box too

Porządny prezent. Można zrobić z niego coś dobrego do jedzenia (o ile ma się jeszcze inne składniki). 💪

LOL

That must have made you cry. Layers of pages to go through every time you get it in the mail. Also I’m rooting for you to get mawwwweeed.

Is that not how it is supposed to arrive?

😆

I believe you’re supposed to wear it.

How funny!! And a coincidence. We were given a subscription to the print version of the Onion for Christmas. But the person who gave us a subscription, just told us. We agreed, her way was superior.

@bencollins.bsky.social

My wife gave me my gift sub in this:

Merry Christmas!

Headline: Area Girlfriend put on regular diet of bulbous vegetable

My first thought is I will use this, thanks.

Genius!

Keep this person please

Which was the style at the time. .

My wife got me a sub also but the real thing was wrapped!

I like her.

Well played! Love it...

NOT A RED ROSE OR A SATIN HEART I GIVE YOU AN ONION Constantly stuck in my head

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s exactly how mine was presented!

the outside doesn’t count

I concur! If any actual onion was meant to be gifted, it is this perfectly shaped one!

hilarious

Years ago I tried to do the same thing When The Onion was paywalled I tried my damndest to get my sister-in-law a gift subscription for Christmas. Couldn't do it: their support said it wasn't possible. They were part of some big news conglomerate then So I gave her an onion and $30 cash

Very clever!

Ooo a French Apple.

Isn't what most of what Ben is claiming Trump is tweeting is actually retweets from other nutjobs? It looks like Trump is doom-scrolling (probably because everybody's ignoring him because he babbles and smells bad) and getting himself riled up with the ravings of other "Truth" Social loonies.

Well he had me entranced when he call me a (Checks notes) "Radical Left Scum"

Woke shite now alas. You wouldn't see a classic like "feminist organisation" these days.

Mmmmm comedy soup

Great idea. I got a subscription for my grandson who I will see next week. I’m gonna copy this.

Happy Hanukkah

Awesome 👏🏼 👍🏼

👏

I love getting my onion delivered! What an awesome gift!

Ever since I can remember, the joke has been that someone in our group got an onion in their stocking (that years bad kid). This year: 0 Santa has gone soft.

It was the style at the time.

Omg! Genius!!!!

That’s iconic ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Clever smart friend ..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

plant that onion it grows to a sky kingdom

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