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@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

Tho I will say, in his defense, he's not the first person to be confused by how quickly the romance authors & readers can whip up finely tuned logistics out of nothing. 😂

Naomi Kritzer@naomikritzer.bsky.social

I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.

26/1/26, 1:15 am77 reposts1K likes

@mbillips.bsky.social

I’ve seen better logistics than that by the teen moms who organized the halftime snacks for the youth football team I was coaching. Which, btw, is some bullshit. You can play football for an hour without a damn bag of cheetos halfway through.

@mbillips.bsky.social

*team moms, dammit.

@riziles.bsky.social

Also:

wariziles@riziles.bsky.social

Guys, be careful. DHS installing Archimedean claws up river to intercept the triremes loaded with whistles.

@riziles.bsky.social

I saw my wife magic an entire fucking junior high school out of thin air, and they are impressed by hand warmers?

@jowynter.bsky.social

I always build lots of schools in the vidya game. The wife IRL? Do tell.

@jpl-reader.bsky.social

We are legion and demand a happy ending.

@josephinec.bsky.social

So is there a legit link to send handwarmers or am I just missing a joke of some kind? (I can be surprisingly literal.).

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

There will be one after we finalize the list!

@shmarr.bsky.social

Also, like, oh nooooooo how dare adults with professional expertise at something (like logistics) actually involve themselves in something they care about

PurpleMarsAlien

@purplemarsalien.bsky.social

My experience is that most women can assemble professional grade logistics while still handling all their other responsibilities before any guy can figure out how to find the starting line.

E.M. Gallatin_Moore

@gallatinmoore.bsky.social

Clearly has never: been part of a PTO, led an (underfunded/resourced) youth organization, organized a meal train, run any event with zero budget, coordinated the Lenten soup suppers...

@lithera.bsky.social

I just say, someone had never run a convention of any sort.

@eveningstarnm.bsky.social

This stereotype of Minnesota is actually true. I've been there. Omg. It's sex and intrigue everywhere, but they get shit done.

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

I spent my teens there! 💕

@eveningstarnm.bsky.social

That explains a lot. 👍😄

some people need to familiarize themselves with romancing the vote

@adrianwashere.bsky.social

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

Folks are not even ready for this July. 😂

@belindap.bsky.social

I’ve already started knitting 😆

Mike Headley (He/Him)

@mikeheadley.bsky.social

That reminds me I gotta dig into my bag of tricks and crafts to see what I can put together for yall. *cracks knuckles*

@jaidling.bsky.social

Watching romancelandia has been a cornerstone to my crush on logistics

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@mefcorv.bsky.social

There’s a lot of military spouses in the romance writer/reader contingent, just saying. And I’m not going to rat anybody out, but a lot of nice Midwestern ladies sent boxes of romance books down range and people were bored and took a look. Some of the readers may not be who people think.

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

are you... telling me this?

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@mefcorv.bsky.social

I mean I’m not telling YOU this, but there might be other people reading who are unaware!

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

It's just kinda wild to reply to a post about something Courtney Milan & I are doing with this warning. Like telling a tornado chaser that sometimes it gets a bit windy during a storm.

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@aangtifa.bsky.social

HOW COULD THEY AFFORD THESE HANDWARMERS WITHOUT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS?!?!

nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir)

haha i was just telling my husband about that