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I like Grant Stern’s idea: But anyone can email him at: hr@opm.gov You know what to do...

Daughter in law, a nurse at the VA, received it.

They are seeking to create an org chart for the entire federal government. CC your manager…

How does Elon's edict jive with him only being a presidential advisor per DOJ filings this week? Hint: It does not...

I go to ChatGPT and request essays Today's is 2000 words on Syrian goat herding, organized into 5 bullet points I hope they find it helpful You may wish to do something similar, as a matter of worker self-defense

My response would be: doing all my assigned duties PLUS sharing some of the duties of fired former colleagues. Wasted time I could have spent working by answering e-mails from an abhorrent Nazi c**t.

First thing it’s Saturday today is my day off. I’m on an NDA and I am told anyone asking what I work on needs to be reported to security. So unless I’m told by my chain of command that’s a no for me dog.

Should #5 be #2?

1. Installed anti-wood chipper defense systems 2. Dismantled all chainsaws within a 50 mile radius of my facility 3. Temporarily locked Big Balls out of my agency’s server 4. Sent copies of recent OPM emails to multiple independent journalists 5. Flooded my Congressman and Senators’ phone lines.

Fed employees should all send a transcript from the office movie

Email to Elon... How many drugs did you do last week? How many lies did you tell last week? Any usage of drugs and lying on the job is grounds for dismissal.

1. Classified. 2. Classified. 3. Classified. 4. Classified. 5. Classified.

It’s just another sneaky attempt to secure resignations by default.

As a performance reporting tool, this email is useless. It duplicates existing performance reporting within agencies. Also, DOGE knows so little about agencies’ statutory objectives (as shown by their blunt, counterproductive attempts at reducing staff numbers) that they won’t understand responses.

Have you heard and seen her? She’s as vile as her pathetic son. I hope you seek help. 😉

Naw, way more times.

That'll just make him jealous.

1. My job as described in my job description. 2. Had lunch at lunch time. 3. At coffee break reviewed my C.V. 4. Did emergency work caused by the incompetent firing of two co-workers. 5. While waiting for the printer imagined you experiencing a horrible death.

This is one way to build a map of what every federal employee does in every agency, then have AI (knowledgeable but dumb) create firing lists.

if only he were like bezos get a yacht and a weird looking woman and go away

If that isn’t harassment, I don’t know what is.

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

I’m beginning to see why Elon Musk’s companies need government funding.

Just 5 in a week? Most civil servants would write a list of 50 daily accomplishments.

I. HATE. THEM.

Gotcha, yeah all of it is bullshit and not at all how any of this works, I cannot imagine the pressure cooker they’re all in and regardless of what is legal or not they’re just bulldozing the system.

- I resolved conflict - I responded to emails - I attended mandatory meetings - I reported to my supervisor - I did my job

🤦‍♂️

This is it. Why would a benevolent outside source ask/care? If it were an actual auditor, it would be working with leadership. Auditors wouldn’t email everyone at the company from an outside address.

😹😹😹

And block.

We do have that special button.

So condescending. So disrespectful.

1. Wrote to my local rep that I want Doge stopped 2. Spent lots of time on BlueSky cursing Elon 3. Shared on FB illegal acts of the Rump admin. 4. Watched Bernie Sanders speak in Iowa City 5. Worked at my non profit job helping people turn their houses into homes with furniture/ household items

Treating employees like toddlers is demeaning but also demoralizing which is what they want. They want you to give up and quit. Stand strong.

It doesn’t say what I got done at “work” last week.

♥️

This whole thread is why Blue Sky is my people. *highest of fives*

*chefskiss 🤣🤣

Yeah, I have to follow now. 🔥

Actual LOL over here! 😂

I would say, “mission accomplished “. All that was missing were the bullet points. 😂

I would say, “mission accomplished “. All that was missing were the bullet points. 😂

I particularly liked the “fuckstick” part. I’m gonna have to use that one!

Gets a follow🤣

called congresscritters and reminded them - do their job - they can be primaried

1. Said “fyck trump” 2. Said “fyck peelon” 3. Said “fyck trump” again 4. Said “fyck peelon” again 5. Called in sick on Friday.

This is real.

The instructions you give to AI, there is kind of an art to it to get what you want. I was implying that the employees could game the AI by putting certain terms in their bullet points.

Asking AI to do something

1. Came to the office 2. Did the job I was hired to do 3. Assisted other employees as needed 4. Did more than expected as an employee 5. Did not do anything to be fired for Just some suggestions for bullet points for anyone who might need a few sarcastic ones.

Golf Golf Golf Golf Golf I think that covers it.

You’re fired…you violated the RTO EO. 🤪😩🤣

So who has the absolutely worthless, should be cancelled by DOGE job, of reading all those emails?

Pretty soon, they will all be doing 2 people’s jobs.

so, how long before all of us citizens get this email?

Is it not clear yet that legal does not matter to muskrat and the felon?

So when you get the stupid ass email Monday, cut and paste OPM's description of your job and say, "I did this. What the fuck did you do?"

Umm... the dipshit that sent this email ALREADY HAS ACCESS TO EVERY THING EVERY FEDERAL EMPLOYEE DOES.

How’s about Trump fills his out first??

How is this even legal?!

‘Musk’s DOGE has ordered 10% job cuts at the Department Of Transportation which regulates Tesla. The Dept Of Transportation is currently looking over whether Tesla altered test results on several deadly crashes involving Tesla’s self-driving cars’

It will be used against you. It is a weapon.

Everyone should just delete it and claim they were afraid it was a phishing attack.

Brilliant idea. I just did. Now expecting IRS audit but I am clean.

Everyone copy your managers and reply all.

The nice thing about email is it can be sent from anywhere in the world.

Great idea.

Everyone respond with 5 bullets of “what you did” last week. This is going to be so much fun!

Just did it.

Depends on the org. It's a series of numbered hr accounts like that. Hr4...hr9...hr19 etc

If they don't have it filtered to reject anything but .gov addresses, they deserve and emailggedon.

Great idea!

Just throwing this out there mailbait.info

Someone said email them your actual job description. 😹

Happens to me all the time. There are some quick & clever folks here on Bluesky! 😁

Done!

Sounds like #goodtrouble

I already did. Thousands more needs to

I did

That would be a giant mail-bomb. 😆 Hundred of thousands of mails!

That is a great idea, count me in, now we need a how to

I already answered with help of ChatGPT: "write a funny, sarcastically and black humor answer to the follow Email I just received:"

Musk running the government the sane way he ran Twitter. Fire everyone. Piss everyone off. Show every employee they have no value and all are expendable. This is going to bite him right in his Nazi ass.

Trump’s done list would go: 1. Cheated at golf 2. Lied 3. Cheated at golf 4. Lied 5. Lied

I had a boss like this as well. At one point he wanted me to turn in a spreadsheet every day describing what I did EVERY 15 MINUTES. The guy was insane. Nobody worked there for more than a year.

1. Snorted a buttload of special K 2. Faked being a world class gamer 3. Held a chainsaw for the first time 4. Was a dead beat Dad 5. Still snorting K

1. Laughed at Trump/Musk massive goof ups - 3 hours 2. Repeated # 1 3. Tried a keto diet - 5 minutes 4. Read funny emails and texts from friends who are also trying to deal with this shit. - 5 hours 5. Repeated # 4

Haha. As if anyone will actually read these!!! 😂😂

Would he even understand what they did?

1) Called GOP Rep 2) Called GOP Senator 3) Thanked Dem Sen 4) Did laundry 5) Stayed in (too cold) ---- Pass it on...

That email address is getting around on bluesky, some sending in their own and some signing it up for company email lists 😂

Good answer !!!