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Welp….perhaps some of these fools will end up loosing their lives to measles. Seems fitting

Karma is finding her way back!

Darwin at work.

I WEAR MY EVIL PROUDLY

Incubation (7-21 days): Virus is in the body, no symptoms yet. Early Symptoms: High fever, cough, runny nose, red eyes, often with tiny white spots in the mouth. Rash: Starts on the face and spreads down the body. Contagious: 4 days before & 4 days after rash appears.

Uh oh, you know it's bad when a TV snake oil pitchman who works for an anti-vaxxer is pleading for people to get vaccinated. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Reporter: What is the era Republicans are aiming for when they say they wish to “make America great again?” Republicans: When was measles rampant? We’re going for then, I guess.

A basic knowledge of science (and math, and ethics, …) might help. This clown would have never been elected.

Karma’s a bitch!!!

Everything that is in the news lately feels like a bad pitch

Seems like things are going according to plan. Watch the idiots infect each other

Dangerously stupid / gullible people.

;)

Force RFK Jr to resign or fire him!

Of course, since everyone there was presumably a home-schooling anti-vaxxer. God help us all.

This could be an Onion article.

Viruses are life too!

You can't make this shit up🤣🤣🤣

Yea Measels!!! Go Republicans..winning

We absolutely are not going to allow that to happen. Never. Ever. Nope. America is pissed and wants her Democracy back-And that’s going to happen-The reckoning will come to each Fascist. No matter how long it takes. Every single one of them. We will freeze Oligarch’s $. They’ll be in Fed prison. 🇺🇸🦅⚖️

Damn it, NPR! Stop taking The Onion’s headlines!

Were they marching backwards?

Are children an endangered species? Is legislation needed? If measles and toxic food and water don't take them out, school shootings, ICE, or pedophiles will. The decision to have a child is a radical leftist act I guess, similar to the extreme actions taken to save some animals and trees.

I’m Tom Hanks- level laughing.

Who will free us from this accursed affliction ??? Save us, o ye of the Brainworm !!

I shouldn't snicker at people getting exposed to Measles Many don't realize it can cause deafness, blindness, and encephalopathy ***Even years later #Measles #MoreThanARash Yet, I couldn't help myself from having a bit of schadenfreude

Natural immunity and forced birth/death. Two for one. Morons.

Life is their red line…my ass.

I’m 66 yrs old and got all my childhood vaccines boosted because of these cretins .

So sad

But God is good.

”For whenever two or three are gathered in my name, there I am among them” - Measles 18:20

Good. Thinning of the flock.

It never was about protecting “life.” They don’t care about babies and children’s’ lives at all.

There’s a name for it……karma.

I had to check to be sure this wasn’t The Onion.

The worst part is that since the MMR vax is for three different diseases, the lower the vaccination rate gets, the more likely mumps and rubella are to come back as well. Measles is the most infectious of the three, which is why it came back first.

Darwin smiled

Oh the irony.

lololololololol

Could this be a plan by Stephen Miller to stop the rallies against Trump?

😲

Not surprised, anti-abortion and anti-VAX or is hanged together.

I only feel bad 4 the kids. 🤬 their eejit parents…I imagine if NE of their kids suffer (or evn pass) or sm of them miscarry, they’ll shrug it off as God’s will 😖

Oh the irony!

Idiots

And what if DC Health didn't reach out and notify attendees?

Fact is stranger than fiction. Now more so than ever.

Needed that. Night.

I see the Irony Fairy is hard at work again!

Now you can go for it. What are you waiting for?

Giggling is bad, right?

"I love the poorly educated" - pdflprez

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe they're pro viral life too, truly paragons of morality.

They don't deserve measles, they deserve Ebola.

Thoughts and prayers

The 2026 Darwin Awards are welcoming nominations. Posthumously.

I assume @bencollins.bsky.social is writing for polymarket now

😆 🤣, reality trumps fiction!

What nincompoops

This is all because of stupid religious shit.

Here's hoping for some Darwin awards ~

Gee, if only we could prevent measles

I don’t see the problem with allowing them to continue to get together and assist each other with thinning the herd 😂👍🏽😂.

Sadly they took the metro so they exposed everyone as well.

🤣 So true!!!

When "The Onion" headlines become reality...

Won't that be an ironic story.

Perfect 🙌

Republicans always cause superspreader events!

Stupid anti-vaxxers who ironically march for "life".. Can't not laugh.

That tracks.

More like a March for your life kind of day..

The most lasting casualty of the Trump administration is parody. You can't make a caricature of people who go beyond your efforts to exaggerate their words and deeds.

Not on my Bingo card.

Not even going to waste my time and effort with that...

Anyone with common sense could look at how, when certain restrictions were placed, the sheer numbers of mass shootings and deaths dropped. At least until that legislation was undone...

So much winning

Man, after this era in stupid-fueled horror, there are going to be a lot more permissive writing rooms, particularly after the documentaries drop.

Poetic justice crossed with natural selection 😂

It's a good thing that the people who aren't going to fail the Darwin test were already immunized.

Can’t make this shit up…😂😂

Well, I am not surprised-- but if they value life so much, why not do everything in their power to protect it?

Don’t make me start believing in a higher power…..

If they get sick they’ll blame antifa for a bio weapon attack.

Come the mini series…

I would laugh at you if you wrote it.

Ahhh - that sweet Karma girl!

Good I hope every fucking one of them gets it! I hope everyone of their kids gets it too!

The difference between a bacterium and a virus, is the difference between the singular and the plural. Me vs We open.substack.com/pub/mrnobody...

I would like to nominate Jr for a stocastic Darwin Award.

march for measles

Measles are life too!

If the exposure is true... it's one of those super RARE times in life when karma comes back quick. And I too would laugh my A$$ off! Stupid A$$ science denying MORONS! Darwin Award winners! One lucky thing about those protestors... they won't be executed by ICEstapo!

I think it is entirely possible that Measles is being spread by those at an anti-abortion march. Remember on several putlic cases people went to trump rallies and got COVID. There is a certainly carelessness prominent with some groups. And the extreme right are the ones that tend to be careless.

Snake oil salesman RFKjr. anti-vaccine policies have brought measles back to epidemic status.It's ironic that many of the Right to Life supporters have endangered many children and adults with measles case exposure.They favor saving the fetus and letting living people risk their lives👍

On my bike ride yesterday, I passed a license plate of a white guy in a big truck with license plate Aryan. “On the nose” can no longer be a valid critique in fiction writing classes

Make Amerika Medieval Again!

Well, can't undo the damage, so might as well encourage all marchers to make a pass through Congressional offices, so they can join the group, eh?🙂

Sad that this makes me happy 😃

Haha! 🖕

Pregnant mothers exposed to the measles have far greater incidents of having infants with cognitive and/or hearing impairments.

Especially bad for the fetus, no?

Herman Cain at a Trump Rally

Oh wow, this really could be a headline from The Onion. But alas, it is not.

Ooops

Good for them.

Natural selection at work?

So the forced birth folks are antivaxxers and are trying to kill actual children.