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Boy, Wolff never misses a chance to plug his book. I wonder how much misery could have been avoided IF HE HAD SPOKEN UP SOONER. I'm tired of so-called 'journalists' sitting on facts that could sink a creep.

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He looks like a fucking Orc from LOTR.

He's got that Marty Funkhouser thing going on around back

Ugh, I can't believe we had to pay for that rug.

Cheech & Chong Herpes from "Things are tough all over youtu.be/gB5HsDRRPRY?...

That would piss him off if it became a meme for me, me trump.

that poor cat looks like its suffering

The rug of many colors.

Vanity insanity!

It has more of a Davy Crockett vibe than it used to.

What animal was killed for the wig?

Hahaha! I think it’s custom made 🤣

Is he planning any visits to a wind tunnel? I wonder how securely it's attached.

Bet wig doesn't last long.

Hilarious

Be careful, it may try.

Gild the ears to compliment the merkin, easier on the eyes.

I'm praying for a gust of wind. Clever hand sweep. Or perhaps a quick turn of the head to knock it off.

He must have recently watched Grease.

Hey Mr fat toupee man sing a song for me.

Everything about this guy is just wrong. How people stand up for him and have arguments for him just blows my mind. He literally has nothing redeeming about himself or his actions ever.

The Weave is back just on his Head now! Lol

The most vain man in the world wearing a wig that looks like a wig? Damn.

That’s a wig? I thought someone’s doormat was unexpectedly blown onto his head and he didn’t notice.

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I enlarged it. Woof. My mistake

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I want to know where it came from.

I bet it looks more ridiculous in person. 😆

"... does this wig make me look like a big ass"?

Reminds me of a classic line: "Is that your hair or are you wearing a baseball glove on your head?"

WTF are we mining that is important? Trump wants to mine the dead fuel source known as coal!

It’s the auto pen that killed me.

Fucking Goldilocks

I’d rather not, thanks!

Now that’s funny. It will never happen. He has stolen way too much from the rest of us.

clown

I wonder if he's growing out the sides so he can eventually have a piece made from his own hair

It's incredibly distracting. And amusing.

#Vote 😎🗽🇺🇸

I’d pay his stylist to keep doing exactly that

50 years ago he could have passed as the chairman of The Wheeltappers & Shunters club [Colin Crompton].

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He’s the ugliest thing.

They made it as hideous as his real hair- it is hilarious 😂😂😂

SO EMBARRASSING - SO DUMB!!!

His wig isn't covering the huge bald spot in the back! He's going to need a bigger wig

Bozo the Clown called. He said it looked better on him

I often start the part in my hair just above my ear hole. Maximizes the Farrah flow. 😸🙀😹

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His tailor hates him. His makeup artist hates him. Now his hairdresser hates him. Clean sweep.

He should be arrested just for assaulting our eyes. 😳 Of course also for the 1 million crimes he’s committed.

I think the felon-pedophile is looking for a side gig.

Would you buy a wig that looks that bad?

His head of hair is like riding on a road under construction repairs... Over,Under,Left,Right,Circle around and out🤣

#TEMUtoupee

I thought the Whig Party was defunct.

its supposed to be the other way around... it is hiding his cancer..

How do ya think the ferret feels?

Just think… we taxpayers are paying for that coif.

Appears a bit tricky! 🙄

Cue a new MAGA fashion trend. 🤣

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It looks like he's doing his impression of Sonic the Hedgehog in the back! What a LOSER!!! 😂

It looks like a dead animal!!

LOL! No one in his orbit has the guts to tell him, but surely they’re laughing about it behind his back!

Okay now I get the jokes!

That is some side part.

Wish it would kill him

me too

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I love it too!!! So stealing it…from wherever you stole it from

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If only it would have same effect on him…

Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social. I bet this makes you want to blow it up even more. 😉🤣🤣🤣.

I sang it…

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Now he’s a brunette

That looks like his real hair, because of the bald spots, rattiness/frizziness, and the wig looked bright golden blonde. But what do I know? 🤷🏻

Why do I see Davey Crocket? Jimothy wears it better.

His hair isn't is biggest problem #Taco

I wish it was killing *him*. Sigh. I can’t stand seeing his face.

It's so ridiculous.

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I think they're trying to make it look like what was left of his hair looked. So now it's two swatches of blond Wookie fur instead of one.

How could anyone who had to sit across from in a meeting keep a straight face You know that mess is the talk of the town.

Why a greasy mullet and not Fabio™️ locks?

Let's see some proof

Also, at a certain point, his eyes turned into slits. So that's Trump. Slits and a wig.

It makes me miss Farrah Fawcett...😔

I wouldn't doubt it

Omgosh, is that a quack ass in the back? 🤣 The shit you miss when you're in a full house remodel. BTW, is he still president?

Ridiculous

Next time I’m protesting at the WH- the ferret will ride… we all need to sport one of these…

Is it stitched on as in basted 😉or glued on as in crazy...🤭

Russia can see him from their windows

It's not even a good wig!

That doesn’t look like a wig. It’s a bad combover.