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Isn’t “Iceberg Wedge with Bleu Cheese Dressing” on every Mar-a-Lago dinner menu?

KIRK: What the devil is this? Green leaves? RAND: It's dietary salad, sir. Doctor McCoy ordered your diet card changed. I thought you knew. MCCOY: Your weight was up a couple of pounds, remember? KIRK: Will you stop hovering over me, Yeoman? RAND: Well, I'll change it if you don't like it, sir…

…or woke people.

His diet is appalling, like a 5 year old if they could get away with it The only green thing he eats would be the pickle in his burgers

He looks like he won’t even be alive by election time.

Wow, he actually said something honest, "I haven't thought about it".

The red hats truly think he gives a sh!t about them.

What does that make Jared?

Healthy eating is so girly.

If it doesn’t affect fat granddaddy personally he’s clueless

😂😂😂 coffee down 😂😂😂

“I have concepts of lettuce…”

These people will love India, where the nationalists want to enforce vegetarianism on the population.

It’s stereotypical that eating healthy is unmanly. Serious note here; anyone who actually believes eating healthy is ‘unmanly’ needs to be hit in the head with a pool cue about 10 times. It’s not a manliness issue, it’s a health issue.

It's like that taco salad photo opp in his filthy tower office in 2016 never happened.

"If it doesn't affect me personally, I don't give a fuck" in plain view.

Lettuce impeach & remove the Pedophile-in-Chief from office. And don’t forget about the EPSTEIN Files.

He might as well just answer 90% of all questions by saying “I don’t care about that.”

but he loves his big macs so ... 🤞🍀

using "female" instead of "women" in your supposition: chef's kiss, chef's kiss

Also because they just don’t fucking care about the American people.

Someone remind him they put lettuce on hamburgers

And he probably thinks we’d all be glad to get sick so we could lose weight, because we’re piggies.

Of course he hasn’t thought about people being ill. He doesn’t care

It's well know that salads contain leuprolide and should be avoided by men. 😠

It’s politely correct to allow women to get sick, and even die, because otherwise we cost men MONEY they clearly don’t feel we are worth.

Explosive diarrhea is his every day.

There is lettuce in a Big Mac. Maybe that will wake him up.

Correct use of the word "females". 😉

How funny to make fun of it. I hope it happens to him in public. (Wouldn't catch much attention since he's wearing diapers anyway).

But the department of Boy Dinner is scooting along

more like he doesn’t eat salad ever, not even on his MickyDs. if it doesn‘t affect him, he doesn’t care.

Time for a Big Mac attack.

Clearly, they realize that you don't win friends with salad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Kj...

Hes certainly never eaten one.

Humans as set dressing is deeply fucking weird

How would we know the difference? He sh*ts himself on a regular basis. His diaper will attest to that.💩🧷

People get sick and die unnecessarily for myriad reasons based on this regimes policies. Plenty to chuckle about.

@elizabethbsf.bsky.social the concept of the entire trump administration being safe from the outbreak because they don’t eat greens 😵‍💫

He’s looking bad

You could tell #trumpepstein was not expecting such a hard hitting question from Doofy

For the bazillionth time…the sheer callousness. The lack of any care at all. The ugliness. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Donald Trump hasn't had lettuce since they discontinued the McDLT

Wait until someone tells Trump his burgers have lettuce. Unless he gets them plain like a child

We laugh, but this is probably exactly right.

huh, is taco bell not one of his brands? Is he just burgers?

"Let them eat cake" is appropriate here, on multiple levels.

Trump likes his lettuce well done and soaked in ketchup

Have we established who shot the cop at the last one?

Only girls wipe

More like 99%

Trump already has diarrhea from what he eats, without iceberg lettuce. It's called McDonald's hamburgers

Probably so But also T Farms bribed him and like measles or screw worm, he couldn’t care less

Extra lettuce on his burger!

Can you imagine the carnage if trump ate a Big Mac tainted with Cyclo?

As someone mentioned earlier today (can’t find poster to credit) How many people went to the hospital with no insurance and now are saddled with crushing debt they will never recover from?

Arizona ( 117º today) reporting spread in swimming pools and also splash pads which are popular in mall settings

Does he not know that McDonalds puts lettuce on burgers?

"I haven't thought about it"🙄

Wait till he finds out what is in his favorite food en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac - beats GLP-1 "The hamburger features a three-slice sesame-seed bun containing two beef patties, one slice of cheese, SHREDDED LETTUCE, pickles, minced onions, and "special sauce"

Don't be too sure—his boys will probably start a lettuce protection racket.

Lettuce? On a burger! Ha ha ha ha. Derpy derpy doo.

He looks like sitting/walking death!

Never thought I'd be cheering for lettuce today

He doesn't eat the buns, he probably scrapes off the lettuce, too.

Every specific oppression/prejudice functions for the oligarch class as an excuse to degrade protective state capacity for everyone

He needs to eat his veggies. Now.

Yea only women and gays eat salad - Donald Trump

The ivermectin fetish finally makes sense.

Remember that fat PoS “taco bowl”? Zero veggies, cheap ground beef, and bag shredded cellulose coated cheap cheese. He’s Taft.

wasn't RFK just touting his largely vegetable free diet of yogurt, sauerkraut, and red meat?

Wait till he finds out there's lettuce on big macs

Counterpoint: *everyone* tell him, and see if that triggers The Good Thing We’re Desperately Waiting For.

If Trump could only shut up for a day….

Yes Peter, cut back on the lettuce. Continue doing what you and your Dad do best, eat and regurgitate BS.

He's the real parasite !!!

This may be exactly right I fear

DJT: "I haven't figured out how to trade lettuce futures, so I haven't thought about the impact of a public health crisis related to eating lettuce. Also, I always have explosive diarrhea because I have a terrible diet, don't exercise and am incontinent"

There is a zero chance the parasites are eligible for testosterone testing… @pbump.com

Hopefully spit or something worse.

“Are,” not “Ate.” My big fat thumbs would love an edit function.

Taylor Farms are major contributors to trump. That is why he doesn’t care they paid their vig to the traitor and chief.

everything is gender

And coastal elites?

He did the same thing with tarriffs. Used "dolls" as an example you'd have to put back on