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"Smith's investigations into Trump 'developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity.'" - reported by Forbes Y'all are focused on the *wrong* shit.

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Yes, but I am guessing he confuses Kansas City, Missouri with Kansas City, Kansas all the time.

I hope no one goes to a BlackHawks game

Let's not forget about his entire staff. He didn't do this by himself.

U of Missouri Tigers and LSU Tigers must really mess him up

Throw in The Met and the Met Opera and it would get even more confusing for him

Just when you think they can't get any lower they just keep digging.

Imagine how unlucky the state is that he does represent. The whole state slapped their foreheads in unison after his performance today. What a stupid turd

Lol. I’ve never thought of those three teams at once and how stupidly close all their names are 😂😂😂

I'm scared what Eric Schmitt would call the Anaheim Ducks

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One has to wonder how he, he staff and any repubs were so clueless as to not recognize that his “conspiracy theory” was actually just childish nonsense. If they did not care, then imo they think most voters are as stupid as they are.

😂 good point!

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Or when the NY Giants were both Baseball and Football teams.

I suspect his alleged 2028 VP-dom is in the Schmitter.

Who’s on first, What’s on 2nd, and I Don’t Know is on 3rd, right?

Lololol oh man I needed this giggle

That's two different states sooo... not technically possible.

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He'll only get confused if he is expected to pay attention to the women's teams, too.

He has nightmares about his neighbor’s basketball team whip the asses off the Tigers. Give him some slack. Rock Chalk…

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He probably thinks everything e I still have the Rand and NFL Cardinals, too. No wonder we keep losing our pro teams.

And Knicks, which sounds quite similar...

Gosh, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, Army Black Knights, UCF Knights, Fairleigh Dickinson Knights, and Bellarmine Knights, and the Vegas Golden Knights would make Dozy Schmitt completely disintegrate.

What really takes the cake is that Senator Eric Schmitt represents the state of Missouri, aka “The Show Me State”…. 😂

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New York Sets.. WTT WorldTeam Tennis

Not to mention the Liberty (WNBA) and the Sirens (PWHL).

He misses the old St Louis Hawks, surely

Highlights how stupid and corrupt the US of Putin is when people vote for idiots like him. What a rancid country.🇪🇺

Jack could go to a USC game. But U of Southern California or U of South Carolina? Schmitt would blow a gasket trying to figure it out.

Ummm sir I believe you just perjured yourself, while you say you were never in New York City and northern New Jersey watching these various teams play, I have a text message from your associate stating that you were in the same stadium as White Sox general manager Chris Getz.

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He’d probably show up to a Nets game looking for the fishing team.

That state is smart enough to not have Schmitt represent them… I think

Did he vote on the NIL Legislation today? Can pros now switch teams in mid season if they have a 3.5 GPA?

Hypothetical Schmitt: 'Smith is eating the Mets! he's eating the Nets!'

So, the Braves aren't in Milwaukee?

Wolf Hawkfield from Virtua Fighter is going to make his head explode.

Or Hawkeye Pierce of MASH. My goodness, we're going to start needing to print more maps.

Bills and Bisons 😂

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And worthless and unfuckable by any gender real or imagined.

Watering hole

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Dumbass thinks he has two NFL teams in his state: Chiefs and Cardinals

Imagine him walking into Don Jrs home and being excited when offered a coke

Hilarious!! Thank you, Philip Bump!!

Also, he probably brings his passport when visiting these real Missouri towns: Versailles, Vienna, Mexico, Cuba, Lebanon, Manchester, Glascow, Amsterdam, etc.

He's an Impressionist.

We may never know the source, but I can almost guarantee that someone in the team typed into ChatGPT, “find me a connection between Jack smith and Fanni,” and this was the hallucination that it came up with.

That thought crossed my mind because they are stupid.

"What do you mean the Dodgers aren't in Brooklyn?"

Lol. Thanks.

I don’t think such a state would’ve elected him 

And ALL of "Those" States KNOW Vhat a SCHMUCK is...

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St. Louis has the BattleHawks, that must be confusing for the fellow.

Thank you for my first Belly Laugh of the day

“I can prove you were in the state of New York. Here you are at the Jets game.”

Good one!

"Who's on First?"

Idiot Missouri (GAG!) Senator can‘t FIND St Louis Mo without help much less tell the baseball teams from either side of his supposed home state!!!!

That is some first class shade, but I get the feeling he wouldn’t be able to keep track of what was happening if he lived in Utah and only had the Jazz to follow.

Place your Bets now.

from your mathematical elimination to your last losing play

Can’t go wrong with “losing”

“I’m sorry senator, I went to see West Side Story on Broadway, that’s why the text says Sharks vs. Jets!”

someone send jack some seahawks tickets, that will really fuck with schmitt's crack team of researchers

I’m boycotting all pro sports until I see these millionaire athletes stand up for all Americans, for democracy, human rights, women’s rights, voting rights and civil rights. Ther fortunes are made from the wallets of working class citizens. Fans would listen if they had the balls to speak up.

Lions, and tigers, and bears. O my!

Most years, the "what" would be "sucking".

Be thankful Kaitlin Clark doesn't play for the Arizona Cardinals or LA Rams.

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I’m going to let the schadenfreude wash over me.

Is that near Atlanta?

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I was in London. Sir Elton John was performing Benny and the Jets.

It’s Never a good thing when your “Gotcha” gets you Eric Schmitt should feel like a Hoover vacuum After a full day at a hotel

Jets, Mets, Nets

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And he would definitely know who wasn’t there

…and only males play sports!

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He's actually from St Louis county. We don't claim him

I live in KCMO Idiot Schmidt has NO IDEA about KC on either side of the Kansas River There are too many non-white people in this area for his comfort😂

There’s a reason why it’s popular in the south (born & raised) to name your son “junior”.

Details.

Someone needs to tell Matt Gaetz that it's gonna be Schmitt who will "trans our kids", Sen. Eric Schmitt just "transgendered" the Iowa Hawkeyes women's team into the all-male Atlanta Hawks