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The bit where you can’t edit posts? :-)

out-of-line tags

Do a 2.0 release with no changes on a Friday night, things will break for you

make a new feed that bricks your device

Defer the decision for a bit, go with 1.98.001

Breaking change xkcd.com/1172/

Can you change the timeline so when you come back to the app, it's at the last post you were viewing rather than the latest post. It's the one feature of that other place I miss.

2.0 patch notes Added : Racism

Paulinho pls

Wait, but you're breaking the app all the time 🤔

posting

Just tweak the CSS to make everything dark mode and call it 2.0.

Break replies so that I can’t talk anymore 🙏🏻

You're going to piss off python devs with a v 1.100

Nothing is cringe any more in this world. Maybe they even elect you as president if you make the numbers high enough.

gif support

No 2.0 until group chats. No group chats until 2.01 due to initial bug

Remove support for English.

The part that lets AI generated images proliferate.

1.100 seems a bit Y2K....

Silently truncate all inputs to 26 characters and store them all as strings pointing to shelves in the Library of Babel.

If you want to break people's mind, put an edit button that doesn't do anything. Now, if you do that, I'd suggest going on a vacation where there's no way to reach you.🤣

All posted content is now base64 encoded. Don't worry the AIs can still read it.

DMs? (please dont break DMs)

Blocking @jcsalterego.bsky.social once and for all

Introduce Group DMs & allow image and video upload in the DMs. Massive change and would bring over a bunch of OSINT guys who still hesitate to use Bluesky for this exact reason.

breakfast

Edit

Can we get a Clippy AI assistant? @microsoft.com

Does SemVer allow for 1.0100?

Edit post for free, if you see what i mean 😏

Add webhooks 🤠

Good reason to introduce a breaking change

Break the versioning instead and switch to calver

Break the part that forces me to drill 8 clicks down just to add an image, then promptly forgets where it just looked one post ago. Kudos for not grabbing the first image and running with it, forcing you to go back for more images, like a *certain* unnamed site. But surely you can top 4.🤔 [==*==]

The app still crashes on my Sony after Android 15 :(

Change default colors from blue to green

Break it so alt text is required by default.

Ban the word Musk

How about version numbering

make it so that a random amount of people end up having their display name changed to bob and have it happen repeatedly for 2 days

Please listen to Mr Semver.

Wow, it really is Tim Semver!

I have wanted to do so many things here. Specs only act like this when they are extremely upset. But I haven’t found the time.

🤣🤣