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Living through the stupidest time in history😫

It's about time they brought meritocracy back. JFC.

This is how their new hiring policy works. Deference to Trump above all else. He is also someone they can control.

Disgusting! We will not be safe-not only because of this kid but all trumps cuts and policies !

I wanted to point out that this guy is a product of structures that have been there way before Trump. Trump is just his crystallization point. The grooming started earlier.

Not so well, but he’d be quite pleased about some aspects of the modern world.

Just another hollow man. The PuppetMaster is pulling all the strings.

Why don't these people suffer from imposter syndrome?

Any Canadians want to adopt an American family?

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Jesus. We just keep sinking the new and far worse lows. When do we hit actual rock bottom?

Well, we know who to hunt if he fails. Careful people, cause he doesn’t look all that smart, and that is a job for a real smart reader person.

Republicans have Zero Concern about our the Nations Security. The Fuses is burning.

They need to drag this kid in front of congress and grill him until he cries and quits.

Joni Ernst said it best: We are all going to die!

The Trump economy must be booming. We didn't have entry level jobs like this in my day.

Looking forward to the new movie, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Running Anti-Terrorism Policy.”

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG HERE?

But they called Kamala a DEI hire.

📌 Hiring on merits I see.

Oh wee lamb.... get ready ya punk.

Fugate about it……?

All unfit, unqualified and dangerous

Only the best people 🙄

It’s all just a big f*cking joke to Trump and his minions.

I remember how badly “reconstruction” in Afghanistan and Iraq turned out when GW Bush installed right wing kids like this to run things — $billions wasted, little done.

Evil Ferris

oh my gosh! Love that there's a word for it! I will be using this!

Why, he almost has a mustache. Just a few more years, little buddy.

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The call is 100% coming from inside the room

What could go wrong? 🤷‍♂️

I wish we had Toby or Simon. No… Jamie, so he can call everything a catastrofuck.

A Guinness record for a Peter Principle nominee?

No sh*t Sherlock 🤣🤣🤣

This country is run by Idiots.

I assumed this was satire…once again, I’ve been proven wrong.

OHMYGODMAKEITSTOP

And don't be surprised when Americans die due to the incompetence and lack of experience in this department.

that article is longer than that kid’s whole life

Two things come to mind: 1. Noem has found a way to expand her anti-immigration budget, and 2. Terrorist might be recognized for a short time by looking at the people cheering and clapping.

Because WGAF about terrorism? In the US, it's mostly rightwing and pro-MAGA anyway.

Most militia groups (domestic terrorists) follow Trump. He is the leader of the domestic terrorists. America needed real Justice and got nothing.

Don't worry, they will close that office before the kid takes over I'm sure. 😑

“Supply side” is a good way to put it. I truly hope he sees these comments. 🤞🏻

At what point will the greater public stop passively watching this like the running of our country is just another shitty reality tv show they can roll their eyes at, maybe have a little chuckle, and then turn off the tv, unaffected, at their will?

Imma guess this child was hired to run the AI models engineered to ferret out any resistance to the administration within the US - and the position won't have anything to do with actual terrorism threats anymore. Kind of like DHS, etc. are acting now.

The one on the right is capable of saying things that are funny. Otherwise...

The comedy makes this heinous act forgivable 😆

Is he one of Elon’s boys? Has he been having sleepovers in the government buildings with big balls and the Nazi? Who can I call to report some #wastefraudabuse

Thanks for reporting @propublica.org “…a candidate that green wouldn’t have gotten an interview for a junior position, much less be hired to run operations. According to LinkedIn, the bulk of Fugate’s leadership experience comes from having served as secretary general of a Model United Nations club

So his hairstylist and gardener turned the job down, and this kid got it? Gtfoh.

Gestapo youth.

How to encourage extremism without saying you encourage extemism

Imagine idly flicking through someone’s DVD videotape collection and pulling out a film called “Nazi Neanderthal Porn” with him on the cover 😳🤮

Dickbreth works too

I like porn. Don't spoil it for us🤩

Uhmn,…porn? The Pentagon? He’s the next, coerced by substances, contestant in a homemade “Bum Fights” video. Really. MAGA! Making Americans Groggy(as shit)Again 👊🇺🇸🤤

@lazytato.bsky.social

Where the HELL is Congress??? Do your fuckin job to protect OUR Country!

He doesn't look like he'd even bother to exit the Fortnite match he's in when his mom calls down to the basement to tell him a terrorist attack is being reported on TV.

Yep. Doomed.

I guess it’s good that terrorists will just go “why bother?” for the next four years.

FUGATE about it..

There's some real Numa Numa action going on with that eyebrow.

Absurd!

The world's gone mad

WTF?

Das ist ein schockierender Anblick. Wie kann man so etwas in einem Unternehmen tolerieren?

Nope

Said no white guy ever.

Doesn’t any Republican have enough love of country to say this is ridiculous, find someone else? It’s so outrageous.

Rent a car? Nope. Run DHS's terrorism hub? Here's the keys, kiddo.

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We are doomed. And the sensible powers that be are wringing their hands and pretending like this is all normal.

So crazy…😳

📌

Dude is not even old enough to rent a car, ffs.

What the almighty fuck?

We GenXers got ignored so hard that we managed to suck the generations before and after us into obscurity.

🎯

That’s show business baybeeeee!

Just lol b/c your response is perfect

the patrimonialist ruler will replace the knowledgable & experienced w/ lackeys who, while they may not have a clue what theyre doing, wont talk back to dear leader

He literally LOOKS like a racist chud.

Probably had Kyle Rittenhouse as a character reference & got fast tracked

Everyone involved (other than a small handful of true believers) has to be either too naive to realize they’re probably going to prison or too old to care

Hiring is the way 87-year olds in power invite 22-year old virgins over whose blood they intend to drink

They don’t want anyone with a functioning prefrontal cortex…

They need a new generation to continue their fascist empire into the future. Trump himself may care little but the people influencing his administration are playing the long game as they always have. Seeding government with young racists is key to that.

guaranteed incompetence

Whiteness.

*snorts line of avocado toast*

😂🥴

Why do the 22-year-olds look 47?

"cool"

Emulating his White Supremacist hero DUI hire