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Marco Rubio doesn't deserve to have a job, at least not in Government.

lol👇 he’s having a career crisis 😹

His only “job” right now is to stay off Air Force One #Survivor

Patience. He's working on Bay of Pigs part Deux.

Last one

Whatta ya call this?

I wonder what his drag name is

At first I read the word “titties” LOL!!!!

Yep

He is marked as a sacrifice.

Besides look pretty and kiss trump's a$$?

He's too busy trafficking coke for the usa. Leave him alone!

Marco is a castrated parrot.

He’s no Antony Blinken.

Sure he does. It's "distract our enemies while I run away in a catering truck." I mean that's ALL their jobs to be fair.

It's hard to do the heavy lifting when you have no spine.

Deputy Decoy Marco is my favourite.

Not qualified for any job

Ask Jared why.

#JackassOfAllTradesMasterOfNone

And that's called a....d (I'll answer in a form of a question 😏)

Yes but to be fair Marco wasn’t exactly a go getter before either, he was known to have the high absenteeism for committee meetings and hearings

😀

I agree. It’s just amazing how he just sits there while unelected people are meeting with all the people he should be doing it. And he continues to be a Trump Toadie!!

🎯 Accurate.

Same as everyone in this administration

bsky.app/profile/omgp...

Yes but he is well paid.

He’s the coffee boy now.

Nor a soul

The Secretary of Titles

Don't tell Jeffries. He thinks Kushner has even one job.

He does - he is a minion and an occasional messenger boy.

Waste of our tax money

What exactly is Rubio doing these days? Governing Venezuela? Threatening Cuba?

He’s trying to remain invisible, so in 2028 he can try to deny he was a part of this crime syndicate I

He is a professional son of a bitch.

Rubio has many "titles," chief among them, Senate confirmed cabinet level ass kisser.

A Stateless Secretary with no visible public presence. Trump probably threatens him with deportation.

When it comes to Trump, Lil' Marco comes in handy.

free government paycheck great benefits. and all he has to do is wear shoes that don't fit

Pissboy

You can't expect much from an empty suit.

Or do anything productive

I thought the same thing: Why is Bessent giving this speech and not Rubio???

Where has he been ver the past few months 🤷‍♂️

Maybe a handjob!

in contrast to JD Vance who only has one title but no job.

Marco Rubio likely holds the world record for most memes generated from a single photo. So, there’s that.

puppeteering ain’t easy

He's a hand job for #TraitorTrump

He is the little Cuban guy waiting for orders from the big white boss and I normally do t speak or write like this but for gods sake the man is responsible for foreign affairs? And the main negotiators are a couple of real estate friends/family of Trump???

Well, not a job he can do effectively.

well what kind of job is left in this clown show?

Or a soul.

Oh yes he does!!

Rumors of Repuglicans with functioning vertebrae persist, as do rumors of unicorns.

Between him and the idiot from CNN

Rubber stamp presser

That fits well with his lack of talent.

He's another Clueless Puppet.

And can’t seem to do a job either!

Jack of all trades, master of none.

He is just an ordinary POS

His job is trying to walk in Donnie’s special clown shoes.

Trump’s Bitch

Isn't acolyte a recognized job category yet?

I originally read that as “titties,” and I felt better about it then.

Where IS Marco?

but he can shakily drink from a small plastic bottle of water on screen trying to look confident

Isn't Rubio in charge of stealing Venezuela's oil?

Even if Trump gave him back his balls he would still be useless.

Those are all titular. From suckling on the orange titulars.

He is a Trump Cuck

He’s the ball washer.

True - now that Natalie seems to have the diaper thing covered Marco has some free time now.

His job is harassing Cuba, home of his forefathers. Bet they love him.

Marco is a jack of all trades and master of none. He wants to be president so blandly he’d sell—or perhaps has already—sold his soul in exchange for his own political ambitions.

What about sitting on his little sofa looking pissed off ? That seems to be a full-time job.

He has tough shoes to fill.

Or a brain

He was at a football game yesterday.

Jarrod Kushner’s Butler fits..

I thought he was a bootlicker, no?

But he is a wee jobbie.

Because he’s not qualified to do anything.

but he has shoes. Really big ones

Yep He might as well be VP

Wonder why he's always disguised...

He barely showed up when he was in the senate, too.

Marco Rubio is a despicable individual but I guess his experience is the only thing keeping this Government from spontaneously combust on its own stupidity.

LA-ZEEE!

That way no one can accuse him of being bad at his job.

Marco Rubio has no talent either. He’s as much an idiot as every other Republican.

thegrayzone.substack.com/p/aipac-lead... AIPAC OWNS Marco Rubio - and it's on-tape. 🎙️ The CIA Director and the U.S. UN Ambassador too. It was reported last April but Americans don't read anymore. It's Israel. Get it yet?

Blow jobs.

I suspect he was hired because he's one of the best ass-kissers in politics. His lips are permanently puckered from making sure the orange buffoon keeps liking him. I think Rubio is a creep, he's certainly a liar, and he absolutely isn't a Christian, though he keeps telling us he is.

Big shoes to fill…

He’s tRump’s Putz.

His actual job is to a) fellate Dump, and b) present himself as tribute for public blame or humiliation by wearing Dump's Proof Of Fealty too-big shoes

read that as has a lot of tities

🤣🤣 Sure he does! Meme subject!

I think he's just there for "the big one." Like when all the files are released and someone is actually going to be held accountable. All fingers will point to him. Have you seen Veep? Rubio and Gary. Twinsies.

TBH – nobody needs a job if titles are enough for money to keep coming in.

The only title that sticks is "Little," though

Or a brain....a spine....balls .... morals....etc. etc. etc.

Nutlick, Kushner are the defacto Secretary of State. Rubio is the token goyim.

He's probably in rehab for that snow addiction

They all fall under his ongoing role as an empty suit.

Is he going on a road trip?

No Sho Marco

Bowing down to Dear Leader! Remember, you must never vote for Lil' Marco for anything, ever.

All the images of Rubio in the comments has got me laughing.

He’s a man wearing outrageously oversized Florsheim shoes. AKA a clown.

I think that was legitimate in 2016, but now his brain is dementia pudding. He's all impulse, and craven opportunists and nutbags have the various reins.

Did he ever have a job?

He's waiting for the coveted "King of Cuba" title.

Starving Cubans and stealing from Venezuelans is his job.

I thought President of Venezuela was his job? I know Secretary of State fir the US isn't. #FireHakeemJeffries.

He does. It’s to speak fondly about trump.