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Nice to see regular people fighting back against the bullshit.

He’s not a hero. He’s a legend.

Thank you sooo much for the “eats a loss”! Intendyour puns dammit!

He needs to do a Jersey Mike's commercial with DeVito

Classic

New England has entered the chat! 😃

That’s a whole different “foot long” 😂

One count Montecristo

For the win!

Hahaaaa good one!!

If he’s from New Jersey it’s sub or hoagie. Never hero.

You win!

Hardy har har har

quality!

We don’t need another hoagie We don’t need to know the way home All we want is life beyond Trumperdome

Stop it. lol

Why not Haogie's Heros?

Very clever! 👏👏👏👏👏👏😆

Top tier comment. 👏👏

Came to say the same 😆

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No, a gyro is something different. "hero" is a New York City name for subs.

The case was sub par at best.

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I fully endorse this comment. 👍

It's a Hoagi in The Region (Chicago, Gary...)... doesn't have quite the same ring...

No but the roll did.😎

Who did you ask about people calling him a hero? I bet some ice agent said that and you were like oh wow yeah thats the real story here! Grow up

Are you sub tweeting?

Somebody said "not all heroes wear capers", wish I could remember who. Probably @qjurecic.bsky.social

Now watch them try to charge him with something else, or again on the same charges pretending it's different.

Pretty hard for anyone not a law-and-order cultist to buy the government story after hearing details the defense brought to light. Bravo for them!

The correct answer is yes!🤗🤗

Exactly. The jury are the real heroes in this story.

John Adams believed that the right to a jury trial before one’s peers was more important in a free democracy than the right to vote!

They said it was all bologna

Sandwiches are weapons of mess destruction. 😉 "Oh, please, not *onions*!!", he says, launching more tear gas at the #inflatablefrogarmy

He is all that, and a bag of chips.

I love the smell of mustard and mayonnaise in the morning. It smells like Victory

When the system is rigged and u still lose

Proves you may be able to indict a ham sandwich, but not necessarily convict one

I’m surprised ice didn’t nab him outside the courtroom and deport him

TRUMP IS SO WEAK!

should be added to the national flag collection

They didn't have the mustard.

Justice served, with mustard and a slice of pickle.

Look at all the rye comments in here.

Didn't the DOJ used to have the reputation of winning the majority of their cases? Bondi's DOJ not so much. Guess that's what happens when you bring vendetta cases.

Only thing he fed him now was a Big Fat L, on a Hoagie Roll.

It's more that the time they would have to serve for an actual serious case was instead used in this one.

first time they weren't trying to get out of jury duty.

Did they order out Subway?

Yeah but I bet they got sandwiches for lunch

For this moment of absolute Democratic heroism.

How much did this farcical, stupid case cost We the People? Does anyone know?

Sub V Bulletproof vest 1-0

You know he didnt want to press charges.... and now, the DOJ has been force fed yet another embarrassing loss.

Subway should pay the guy's legal bills.

Sandwich Guy beats the wrap!

Classic

speaking with forked tongue,,,

That would definitely be an escalation…

a gyro for the masses

coming soon: anti-sandwich tactical funding for the Supreme Court

Subway, the new face of democracy..🥖

If it do not split, you must acquit.

he is however, guilty of breaking Bluesky, ha (or some dude in NYC won some kind of election and is getting 20K followers per hour)

Narrated by the Drunkard of War?

Seriously. That woman sounds like she is perpetually three sheets to the wind.

Gave America something to laugh about again.

And we all paid for it anyway. They don't give a shit if they waste time and money. I'm happy to pay for slowing them down though.

* reminded everyone that jury duty is worth doing if you can because jury nullification is real and direct action

Gotcha, thank you 😊

Sand in the gears time! #resist

Got a lot of national attention to the situations of federally-enforced racism AND weaponization of the federal government, too. #🥪Hero

it should become a national pass time chucking subway subs at ICE officers then running like ya stole it

Spending 4 days of taxpayers' dollars, and countless wasted hours of everyone's time over a misdemeanor charge is ridiculous. I think an apology would have sufficed.

Will someone at least make the frightened “federal agent” famous?

A waste of more taxpayer dollar$ by an incompetent and corrupt DOJ! Release the Epstein Files, Pammy! 😡

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Good! The D0J should be charged with frivolous law suits and they need their law licences revoked. Now their going after John Brennan. Problem is, anything they might think he's done, the statute of limitations is up on.

Waste of a sandwich. In the UK it has been demonstrated that milkshake is very effective.

Losers.

The new offering from Subway should be a foot long "Chucker".

Subway sales are going to be through the roof. Possibly a new ad campaign will be spawned here.

Witch trials came to a stop because juries stopped finding folk guilty.

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What a waste of money and time.

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2028 we are getting his job back at DOJ

That's what I would do if the judge didn't just grant it...

🥪 I guess the jury thought the Justice Department was full of baloney “The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches — deliberated the charges for several hours on Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict.”

Bravo!! Justice prevailed for the sandwich guy.

Lol...

Where is that Nelson Muntz HA HA gif?

Shocking that they are allowing this domestic terrorist to roam the streets again. I shudder to think what he'll do with a foot long BLT 😧😬

Apropos of nothing Jury nullification is something I recently learned about. It’s so interesting!

Why is administration losing roots involved in lately.

Not you, he seems to be falling like a 🪨 rock.

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Ahhh, the sandwich of clarity.

Wow, democracy defends force #DDF are the marchers, the Courts, and now the juries. #NoKings