deathcoaster.bsky.social

why the fuck is discord like a first-party sony game now why is it constantly popping up tutorials to for shit i dont need when i open a chat window man

This is actually the funniest idea of all time

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

broken earbuds method

My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.

did you guys think this would make him seem less cool somehow or what

reposting this one, too

People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

good night gang

i have to do EVERYTHING myself

truth nuke time

found out that my mother in law decided she was aggressively pro trans rights literally by going, I don't know anything about this but everyone who is against trans rights is also against free school lunch, the issue I know and care a lot about, so this must be the correct way to feel about this

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

This has to be the funniest response to me

I lowkey need him to take this option because it would be the funniest move possible.

Ethan Klein dressing up his wife and mistress as Thing 1 and Thing 2 while he was Cat in the Hat for Halloween and knowing his wife didn't know is a level of evil that almost enters the same zip code as his wife leaving a desk job to terrorize Palestinians

full body chills

close enough

it's hard to describe to young folks how cool airbnb was when it first launched. just weirdos and spare rooms for like twenty bucks. we stayed at a guy's house in oregon who was a "bear safety expert" and when we asked him what to do if a bear attacked you he replied, completely seriously "i dunno."

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Rem crash and die #Deadlock #deadlockfanart #animation

This is somehow the funniest and most appropriate typo of my name I've ever seen

my new OC

solomon and rem

it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit

Today was another day in the war between people who use theory to justify the stuff the already believe and the people whose beliefs are forged by by putting theory through the kiln of “going through it”

Been thinking about Schnarful for months.

#residentevil

About as much of a smoking gun as you can ask for, I assume this will be the last we see of Geller a la Virgil Texas. Disappointing, good that there's something so concrete though.

A wrinkle to this is that sharing/"stealing" or reusing code often contributes to the idea that it's just purely functional, not that the collaborative process is beautiful in and of itself. Intellectual property is not the value of art, it's an obstacle to it.

I'd say programming is to a degree art as everything is but the more important comparison imo is that it's a -craft- Much like carpentry or baking, etc. the moment you see the results you know how far above in quality and longlevity it is and how that can't be replaced fully

you joke but I still remember the time I performed CPR on Dick Cheney after his 82nd heart attack. it was all very eerie; it was a bitter cold night. then one by one, each of us started dying out. Jonesy was the first to go; but he had a bad heart. then Shannon... and she was just 22, and it was the

easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!!

Not bad, but this one is my favorite: