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I did almost give in to the temptation to purchase some decorative gourds yesterday but I think I will wait until October 1st. All proper like.

This is some 70s seed packet artwork ass autumn up in this bitch

You're pretty fun when you're maniacal and over a thousand miles away!

FUCK YES FALL UP IN THIS BITCH

I approve these posts. Best thing today so far. 10 out of 10.

You're www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkkj... But for Fall. It's perfect.

...And that concludes this week's Gardeners' World. Join us next week for more frenzied, nay, apopleptic and baffling commentary.

“Sweater weather” <checks local weather app> “98F - feels like 103F”

Locally our temperatures are supposed to go down to the mid-80s starting tomorrow, and Thursday we'll have an overnight low in the ***50s***. I can hardly wait.

It's 61 degrees in Boston right now.

*Saja, freaking autocarrot

AUTUMN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU DO IT?!

I HAD NO IDEA A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE HAD THIS MUCH CAFFEINE!

CHRIST ON THE CROSS, SCALZI.. WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING GOURD IS HAPPENING HERE

John...

Fuckin A

Same! I just noticed lows next week will be 68 to 70 degrees and after this endless summer its gonna feel like FALL!

With the ceremonial release of a void kitten, the old gods of fall will be summoned. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Oops wrong old gods. Never mind!

Must you shout that it's pumpkin spice season? I've already OD'd on it, my head hurts

I can see that you are being very normal about fall.

Um, how much Coke Zero have you had today, John?

Samuel L Jackson does Halloween?

This event appears to have left you a little... 'overwrought'.

Is that a dead autumn leaf lying on the ground, in the midst of all this? It's definitely go time!

Scalzi this is INCREDIBLE AUTUMNAL MAGICKS

He is pleased with your offerings

Gotta say, I'm a bit jealous. Where I live, the overnight low temps are still above 70f. Enjoy your mug of autumn. 🍁🍵🍂 I'll catch up later!

THIS RANT IS AN AWESOME DISPLAY OF FULL FUCKING AUTUMN LEVEL WRITING BUT I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING ELSE FROM JOHN SCALZI NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY HOT SPICED APPLE CIDER

Very colorful, indeed.

But... but it's 84 degrees outside...

he's living the gourd life, you cukes.

AUTUMN CONFIRMED, WE GOT THEM HUGE ASS MUMS ALL UP IN THE MAHKIT BASKIT HEAH

“sweater weather as fuck” made me literally laugh out loud and is now my new favorite phrase.

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks

I remember the day that aired. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to stop breathing!

but agreed. gorgeous.

lol I was going to recommend him laying off the pumpkin spice lattes but you may be onto something

So I stuffed mine last year. I had enough food to feed an army. How did you cook yours?

Yeah, decorative for my STOMACH.

The tone reminds me of the overexcited voiceover on John Oliver's show.

When tweakers hijack the Fall Festival. 🤣🎃

Last week, we had a high of 80, with a feels like of 87. This week? Yeah, get cozy.

\m/

In Gourd John Trusts. AND IT'S PUMPKIN **pie** SPICE, DAMMIT!

Are you okay John?

🤣

Mums suck as local pollinators. Add some asters to assist our pollen and nectar collecting friends.

This right here is Militant Autumnism.