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I don't care if this isn't real, it's what I needed right now

lmaoooo

Yours is the best response.

I feel sick

damn. brutal

OMG

🤣🤣🤣

I have encountered this young kiss up robot weirdo personality type in real life and it’s unsettling.

absolutely based

'his eyes lit up' *quickly thinks* Who is the random person harassing me in a café? Ah! Must offer similar platitudes until she hopefully goes away & ruins someone else's day. Making 'dropping out' a career path is quite something.

*worth

What, you don't appreciate her talking about how empowering it is to have enough money to leave the office and travel for fun?

OMG, I love this

More a reflection of what people feel they need to post to be see on LinkedIn

I’m curling up and dying vicariously 😵‍💫 And did everyone miss the “all Indians look alike“ theme ??

Jfc was that AI?

📌

Oh holy shit

The emotional roller coaster! From Girl why you run up on somebody minding their own business? To Oh oh oh no, omg this is so embarrassing oh you poor baby

That should be "LinkedIned". It's awkward and cringe, as it should be.

omg

Oh em gee 🤣

The overt use of chatGPT is much more embarrassing than the mistake

Pahahaha!

overheard

This is a great t-shirt idea either way

More like Cringed Out

Is this @kenchengceo.bsky.social?

LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Her mission sounds really cool and unfortunately very necessary. Too bad whomever this is decided to take advantage by lying about who he was, thus actually proving her point. Men the world over frequently disgust me.

The response. Bahaha

Perfect 👌

Like the guy who posted about getting sentenced to prison for fraud like it was a new job position?

I am subscribing to that RIGHT NOW

What’s crine?

Yeah, beautifully done. The lady knows how to milk the living shit out of a "chance" encounter. 😂

That looks nothing like Piyush Gupta 😭😭😭

I’ve come here for the comments

I didn’t realize LinkedIn was a verb now. What does it mean?

You can't say that

"I told him my mission, but he faked his own death. Undeterred, I told him again."

Superb

The LinkedIn comment thread is hilarious, and includes this handy link to a subReddit:

😂😂

Oh god🤣

Ooh.

😆🤣

That's AMAZING.

Janney Humphries

Gassing 👏 him 👏 UP 👏 👏

what a way to test the adage that there is no such thing as bad publicity

She did get a response from him so there’s that

Can you die of second-hand embarrassment? Collect disability, at least?

I think it says a lot (and nothing good) about the real guy that he didn't just send her a private message and instead chose to publicly humiliate her.

It’s owned by Microsoft.

It's LinkedIn , everybody is

My first thought was this meme:

@eshketchup.bsky.social

This behavior is exhibited by at least half of all the entertainment wannabes in Los Angeles.

I don't know - these two are giving the good ol' #LinkedIn humblebrag a run for its money right here on Bluesky:

It's already turning into a meme locally....

😆😆😆

"His eyes lit up..." 🤭😂😂

She got linked the fuck out

I love this man's energy. Yes I am him. I am whoever you want me to be. Who are any of us? We are all Piyush Gupta, in a way.

I can feel the heat of the burn from here! 🤣🤣🤣

OH MY FUCKING GOD 😭

Don’t give her oxygen!

😮😮😮

Would have gotten away with it if wasn’t for that pesky tag.

I am furious over the close proximity of those. Sentence. Fragments. Less is more, people.

A very old New Era

It’s the “I’m not Willie Nelson” joke in real life. Amazing.

this kicks so much ass

It’s special

The only possible good ending

I really hope he shagged her as well!

Dude should have taken his shot right then and there.

📌

Outstanding stuff.

😂

I can't believe LinkedIn is still a thing.

Prompt: what do theologians mean by “the abyss”?

OMFG😁 I shouldn’t have read the second part😂 I was so happy, then I got disillusioned.

You mean---- that whole night meant nothing! I feel used!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this laugh!

Today in bullshit that never happened.

OMG, was wondering what you were on about until I clicked on the second picture and then saw the sign-off at the bottom. Ouch, ouch and ouch again. Cheeks must be burning with embarrassment.....

Hang on a minute. Doesn’t this reply just reinforce how humble and ‘entirely unassuming’ Piyush Gupta really is? Refusing to take any credit, what a legend. 😂

LinkedIn is so cringe

Also, the tone is as GPT as GPT can get.

Could just imagine the other guy was like 'who is the woman?! I better humour her'

It never gets old - rich people are pricks

*Guy Goma voice*: Exactly! All hail The Wrong Guy.

What a legend!

linkedin so hard she linkedout

Oof

Lol, this woman's whole job is deadass Eat, Pray, Love?

I think I might have been sat five feet away from the CEO of my company in a theatre bar a month or so back. I was way short of 50% though because I don’t really know what he looks like

lucky you - mine sends out weekly updates, including pictures, of what he's been up to, showing off his house and menagerie!

Probably had to set the record straight that he wouldn't show up in that shirt.

Brilliant! 🤣