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If it works, ok.

👍🏻🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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No thanks

I’ve thought of using one for that purpose.

To clean up Trump's ass they'll need a bidet with a fire hose. Oh, wait...he's got a cabinet full and a staff full of fascists who are happy to lick his ass upon demand. No fire hose required. Just Rapepublicans.

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My in-laws bought a house that had various colors for bathroom fixtures...pink, baby blue, etc. for toilets and sinks. When my 2 yr old daughter spent a week with grandma and grandpa, this is the only thing that motivated my daughter to potty train. "Why don't we have pink toilet, mom?"

If I don't make it, I'm going on the floor

Yoink 🤣

Isn't that part of a Prince song? 🎶She used a Rasberry Bidet🎶

If you're a man, DON'T push the middle button, it automatically removes tampons...

The first squirt, Makes you want more, 🎶 Raspberry bidet 🎵

Is this still available?

Spectacular.

The water goes in through the out door

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By the power vested in me as a user of Bluesky, I hereby declare you the winner of the Internet on this date, October 10th, 2026, with all the privileges that accrue thereto.

gross

🙌🏾👏🏾 To everyone on this thread... Y'all got me ☠️😂🤣 but

youtu.be/l7vRSu_wsNc?...

Good one!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious. Even Prince thinks it's funny, and he's dead. LOL

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I would be willing to bet this is straight out of the White House

$100?! What a steal!

it squirts in through the out door

Great, now I’ll never hear that song the same again. Like: “Dirty Deeds Done To Sheep,” and “Hold me closer Tony Danza.”

😂 I haven't heard that one!

😂😂😂

Hard to know if clean.

Recently stayed in rental that had black toilets, black bathroom trim and nearly day-glow paintings. Made sure to ignore those loose boards in closet.

When you turn it on it makes purple rain

Raspberry bidet... Wasn't that a Prince song? 😂

When you turn it on, does Prince sing?

Raspberry Bidet! Could’ve been a Prince song.

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Go to your room and think about what you did.

All Rep Frank Pallone Jr (NJ6) knows how to do is whine on twitter all day. He's too old & been on office too long. I'm voting for Hillary Herzig Nov 3rd, so are my neighbors & family. I had enough of the selfish lazy incompetent parasite Pallone. It's time for new energy & hands on leadership.

My laugh just scared the dog.................🤣

Left handed or right handed?

Wasn't that a Prince song?

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Was it purchased at the Five and Dime ?

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That’s funny !!😄

Prince lives!!

Wasn’t ‘Raspberry Bidet’ a Prince song?

Paging Weird Al

Wasn’t that a Prince lyric? Sorry, couldn’t resist

Great for when it's warm and I'm not wearing much more

Wash that a Prince song?

Same. It was immediate 🤣

Glad it’s not just me.

Great minds. Lol.

me too!

Began playing instantaneously in my brain...Raspberry bidet...

ha ha ha

Newspaper holder.

I always thought that the lyrics were “brass spherical ring”. 🤦🏻‍♀️

And if the waters not warm, she couldn't bare it much more!

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Ok,but where is the Beret?

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Now I gotta clean up coffee - made me spit mine out!

Oh I get it. I always thought it was raspberry puree.

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I was going to say this- now I have prince in my head- not complaining- just an observation.

It's like a reflex, right?

the previous owner of this lost his pants after buying trumps' crypto.

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Oof. Hate myself for laughing 😁

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Spot on $100

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DySp...

It took years to find one to match the rug.

Once or twice a year they come here, french police closes the whole peer & they bring in a few buses with "girls" into the boat, they go out at sea & come back a few days later, same thing, girls get on busses & leave for Eastern Europe with french police escort "Prostitution is illegal in France"

A princely sense of humor!

Thanks!!That’s gonna cause an earworm!

Outstandung! That said "second hand bidet" does not have the cache to sell it quick methinks.

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Dude forever made raspberries sexy.

and if it was mine ... I wouldnt wipe anymore

AI slop. That’s not a bidet. It’s what AI thinks is a bidet, a cross between a commode and a bath tub.

Thanks, Eric; that'll be stuck in my head for days.

It seems great until you notice that this shade of raspberry doesn't _quite_ match your raspberry toilet.

Where’s the seat?

LOL!

hah. thank god. something to laugh about. bless your soul!

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So good!

seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing but different than the day before...

Wasn't there a song about that thing?

I think I loooOOve it🎶

Now I will be forever singing raspberry bidet, you fuck.

Someone is off their meds and has internet access. that you, Dad?

Nev wins

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Looks like something Trump would have in every bathroom at Maralargo, only with more gold plated hardware.

and if it was warm…

Well to be fair it was an artist installation, at Blenheim Palace. you could actually use it... I kinda wish I'd, er, gone...

Does it come in Teal?

Isn't that a Prince song?

why do I hear that description as a prince song 

Overheard

Very rare indeed.

The image made me swipe! 😭