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Wait wait wait wait........Stargate ONLY has a 53%?! That's insane.

All I can think is that "on my homeworld i would be within my right to dismember you«

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This wouldn't have happened if Richard Dean Anderson was still leading SG1!

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#AmericaAlone

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This is what you get when you defund and dismantle the education system.

Lol just lol

It often amazes me how they find these lunatics and the go to an actual expert and rope them into the joke.

Plausible…

E-Ron....

I knew there was a good reason.

She makes as much sense as Trump. Let’s go with it!

This was SO FUNNY

Ok Daily Show but we at SG-1 these days and the crypto is paying for interdimensional debts.

Perfect cut, i had to laugh like crazy, probably woke my neighbours up, woopsie

“12,000 years ago." So she’s not a xtian. 😜

Is that woman a comedian or is she stupid?

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I can’t even laugh at this shit anymore. These fucking maniacs have the nuclear codes.

The segment producers on TDS are amazing

I also heard there was a pizza planet within the Stargate that is trafficking children

I mean why not... Trump acted out a movie that was filmed at one of his casinos with Charlie Kirks murder. #SnakeEyes

KOMTRYA!!!

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Trump should appoint her Secretary of Education.

How dare you. It's Stargate the Richard Dean Anderson show.

Dude how fucking stupid are these cunts

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You mean the one which was supposed to be in Iraq?

Spader*

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For the record, Sliders was the superior show.

This is real????

Wow, how did he get a senior administration official to reveal all that??! Of course, you KNOW where the Stargate is-it's where Iran claimed to be enriching uranium. They weren't enriching it, they were IMPORTING it from the planet WTFM.

in her defense it was a way better movie than 50-some percent on rotten tomatoes.

I’m glad Dave Grohl could shake off his current situation and lean into geopolitics like he always wanted.

I mean, duh.

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Very nice. 👍

Lol such a good piece. Of course it's a Stargate 🤣

Absolute lunatic!! 🤣🤣🤣

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The phrase nuttier than squirrel shit comes to mind!

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Who is that chick, Marie? I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn I’ve been trying to unload. I’ll do the deal cheap if she’s willing to pay cash.

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Where did he find that wacko?

Is this woman for real? She is just part of the comedy skit, right? 😵‍💫

No man, they all go the USA, on their own, to be with "kindred spirits" 🤣

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@kalshiofficial.bsky.social go long on @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social career prospects

I knew it!

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Avg iq in America is 98…. She’s cute but guessing not hitting the the average…

I watch an interesting clip on u tube demcracy,org news a gentleman was prity specific about the truth behind it. Its the petrol dollar. It allows the United states to run mass deficit and if Iran Russia and Venezuela started trading in yuan our economy would collapse.

Life insurance??????

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That movie was where I attained a decade long crush on James Spader.

Totally cool. I prefer the series over the movie. I WANT magical space travel. Would you pay $800 to "beam" from home to your hotel in Fiji? Or would you like to spend 24 hours on airplanes and airports waiting, etc.? Give me some Stargates baby!

I’m laughing and crying. 🤣

Don't you diss Reddington. Thats a dangerous game.

I mean, I disagree.

Wouldn't the Iranians have cool alien tech?

An underground stargate! That explains everything 😁

Joshua ray

Wow, quite a few Gaters, or Ineeders here.

I believe this is satire.

It's a psy op from Egypt so people stop wondering about the pyramids.

"No" 😅

The World's problems are obvious: Republican war, corruption, pollution, genocide, species extinction. The solutions to the World's problems are also obvious: war's end, coops, renewables, human rights, sustainable development, species conservation. It's time for the all-nation agreement to end war.

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Okay, hear me out...

Stargate? I knew it!

I swear sometimes at the depths of the insanity these people are drawing out in the conversation they half seem like they are about to say “…and then….oh no wait I hear it now, this is just crazy talk, I’ve been talking crazy I’m sorry.”

It's a joke right? Right? Please say yes.

Thank you I needed the laugh.

She's a complete idiot but her hair looks nice. Probably why she gets any attention because it ain't her brain and cognitive reasoning. Oh, and I gotta rewatch Stargate. I liked that movie.

LOL!!!

Okay I'm really laughing! 'Stargate'? The female writer's imagination somehow got fused with what she believes is reality while Richard Nephew will not go into the real reason for the Iran war until prompted by Josh. Trump's lust for Oil. Johnson's expressions are brilliant.

Dr. Weir would like to have a word with you! lol!

You should have asked the cast of #StargateSG1 to participate in your sketch ! I'm pretty sure they would have agreed !

“Mr. president - is it true we’re going after Iran’s Stargate?" “No, I don’t know. We’ll have to look into it. But Iran has been acting very badly, and begging for a deal.”

That would actually make this war make sense.

And who is this? I mean, other than the inspiration for all blonde jokes.

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Stargate. WHAT?!

Everything big that could be found in the Middle East, either the Brits put in their museums or the Americans put in that huge warehouse.

Ahh, the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

This had me howling

lol Josh does philomena cunk !!

Just two words "HOLLY FUCK!!!!"...

That was crazy!

Not in Egypt? Preposterous!

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www.sad.republican, www.fat.republican, www.ugly.republican

#savestargate

Is she ai?

Very good.

Just remember “Winter is coming!” My favorite line from Game of Thrones which is our motto for midterms..😏

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Where bats met crazy.

Thought for sure this was infowars