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Dr Death Shove some Ivermectin up your ass

Skid marks 😱

We live in such a psychotic time when we can no longer tell the difference between satire and reality. Got half way through before I realized it was a post The Onion.

That's an insult to dogs which are way more intelligent, compassionate and humane than the subspecies which is RFK Jr.

🤣🤣🤣The weird thing is - I can totally see and hear him doing this in my head!

OMG for 10 seconds I thought this was real. The Onion = The Best.

That would actually be his anal glands -- for which I give my dog a pill every morning. Sorry if I brought up some incredibly disgusting images for anyone.

Hahaha. Sadly, this is too believable.

Lol!! Where have you been!!! Maybe @theonion.com got shadow hidden from my timeline... thanks for showing back up ❤️❤️

It’s crazy how many times I have ti scroll back up a bit to see if the headline is true or The Onion. What’s crazier is how often it is true.

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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” I can 100% hear that in his rusty garbage disposal voice

This is ridiculous. All it takes is an egg and a lemon cookie.

I snorted out loud 🤣

I can't stop laughing over this one. 🤣

dawg decided to get a lil freaky today

Nonono... This is what you do for impacted anal glands! Tapeworm, gotta barf that up. Not even ivermectin will evict the tapeworm.

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Hahahahaha

LMFAO!

"I'd better cut this out, I might get to liking it." 🐶🐶🐶

I bet the Oval Office carpet stinks almost as much as the fake president.

My dog used to do this and it worked for her...can't see any reason why we don't all try this practical and dignified healthcare tip from a top health professional!

I can tell it’s the Onion because RFK Jr would never actually try to remove the tapeworm from his ass

Perfection

I keep having to check the damn poster on stupid nonsense because it could be real.

Saturday Night Live doesn’t even need writers anymore. The felon and his regime write several skits a day.

Ok the headline is parody, but the picture?

Ugh!!! I was hoping it was AI bc it hurts my heart that we lost to these people and they are ruining our lives! 🤬Thanks for sharing this. I am glad there is photographic evidence, though! 😅

wasn't that for hemoroids? Can you show what RFK Jr. says to do in that case?

This is all too plausible

The stories in The Onion are not as far fetched as the daily goings on in the White House and Yamtits antics.

So true

After a quick jaunt to Rock Creek Park for a nice swim... downstream of the public RV black tank dump.

Thank God for The Onion! May you continue your awesome satire while satire is still legal.

He should just get his anal glands expressed.

Waiting for this onion headline to come true

I shouldn't have to look twice to see if a post is from you or not. This is more believable than it should be.

I think the key to a great Onion headline is that there must be a moment, however brief, where you’re unsure if the headline is indeed fake. I can 100% picture RFK demonstrating the act of dragging his as across a carpet like a dog. And that is 2026 in a nutshell.

WTAFF MORON!!!

Too fcking funny!

That's just a cover story. He probably has plugged anal glands.

An ASS, dragging his ass across the floor. Most inspiring for a government mandated JACKASS!

Perfect!

This is obviously fake You couldn't possibly believe that the head of medicine of the government in America could/ would do this REALLY AMERICA REALLY

Demonstrating how he uses his dildos.

Stupid junkiie

*ivermectin-soaked carpet is needed

How does he treat his brain worms?

Oh good Lord

If I didn’t know that this was an Onion article I would 100% believe Kennedy would actually do something like that.

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Best of it

😂😂 Wouldn't surprise me at all if RFK, Jr did this! It's exactly something the Moron would do!

Admit it: you had to check if this was the Onion or not because RFK Jr. dragging his ass on a carpet during a presser is believable. 😂

I hate that it isn't that unlikely for this not to be satire.

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This was taken from the Post. The Onion is nothing but plagiarism.

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♥️ The Onion

I swear I thought this was real

HAHAHAHAHA!

Don’t worry. It doesn’t hurt. I makes all those nasty worms run right up your spine and into your brain. Don’t be surprised if you see a few baby worms falling out your nose. Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

I had to check Onion / not Onion

You can also mix Apple Cider Vinegar and Ivermectin and "Boof" it like Kavanaugh.

I yell at my dog when he does that.

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He also eats his own vomit

Bobby Brainworm will kill millions

This one deserves an Onyee Award

LOL i cant f'cking breathe

I do this to show dominance personally

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The Onion has had to REALLY push to exceed the ludicrous reality we live in.

Plus a dog bowl full of Ivermectin for good measure. Can we put a cone around his neck, just to be safe?

as our ancestors did

DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK!

🙄 #ReleasetheEpsteinFilesNOW #DeportIncelNAZIElmoLush&PsychopathThiel #JailtheOrangePustule/BillionairesinCECOT #$ubprimeCourtReformsNOW

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Boy, I really needed that laugh. *hattip*

Not an unbelievable public spectacle in this day and age. 😁

LOL 🤣 OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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And that's who is the director of HHS, providing the US citizens, a way to Make America Healthy Again! /s

You know, for a second I thought it was real. That is a sad commentary on our times.

Honest to god I thought this was a real picture. I’m still 100% sure it isn’t.

🤣🤣🤣 I just lost my coffee!

lol, it took me a beat to realize this was The Onion. Nothing would surprise me anymore coming from him.

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The healthiest amongst us have the flexibility to lick our assholes clean. Our director of HHS is not healthy.

JFC

So believable

Like others, I didn’t notice it was the Onion initially. Seemed totally plausible that his brain’s in his ass.

That's also his recommended treatment for hemorrhoids.

This reminds me of that film, Dragged Across Concrete

It is quite confusing these days. At least The Onion beings up subjects that the news media is too scared to touch. I adore parody and sarcasm, but this seemed legit. 🤣🤣

Ditto. Took me til the picture to realize who tje source was, because I'm not sure the real Tapeworm Bobby can get in that position.

Same

The photo seemed completely plausible, tbh.

... which confirms all the facts within the article. Except none have happened. Yet. I give it two and a half weeks till Bobson is scooting his way bareassed across the White House rug. The stain will remain for at least three administrations.

Same. Sad isn’t it? (Not my gullibility, but that it’s actually plausible that it could’ve totally been true)

Me too 🤣🤣

I got all the way through. And then believed it. Bc it is entirely within character for Bob crazy Kennedy jr to do something like this!!

I thought this was an official WH post 🤦🏻‍♀️

You sure is On ion or onion

I can’t stop laughing who did this to you

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I wouldn't put it past him. Waiting for him to promote supplimenting Senior Diets with Dog or Cat food. Full of necessary nutrients and you can lick your own balls!

He stole that from dogs.🐶🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🌭

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Is it still satire when it's so likely to really happen?

Don’t you need to hold a disembodied animal head in one arm for this method to be effective?

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Dammit. Look how good he is at it! That’s leadership!

He also demonstrates removing persistent brainworm by banging his head on the wall for four consecutive hours.

Great news for those mentioned in the Epstein files.