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Vs "ISN'T IT REFRESHING TO HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO TROLLS" 🫩

What could go wrong? We're light years from medieval times. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_vult

Bring on all the early 2000s reruns.

Oh. It will.

How I wish this were not evergreen

Omg I totally remember this classic

I’m just wrapping up my reading of a novel that follows a cast of women that spans the French Revolution, WWI and WW2, and then I wake up to this…🤷🏻‍♀️

Shame on military

I think you're already there

War never funny.

The world's strongest argument: "nuh-uh"

Love seeing Onion reruns from my childhood

Starting wars in the Middle East always helps the party win elections. Oh wait.

I've started to learn how to grow food. So yeah I'm watching and kind of giggling with an I told you so attitude

This is going to ruin the tour

Evergreen

Hey why are you recycling decades-old content? ... oh right, never mind…

The Time Machine is broken. Let’s try ‘99

#WestIsWinning. About time we strike a fatal blow to the terror bankers of the world. Down with any ayatollah whereever she hides. We´ll bomb ´em to hell.

Bring back the weekly presidential radio address.

At least the anti-Americanism was already much higher this time.

Massive wave of anti-Americanism right here in our city. Our outrage and resolve are approaching terrible... “"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" -Admiral Yamamoto

You spelled *Pedophile Trump* wrong.

Meanwhile the dumbass' favorite song is somehow:

Anti-Americanism and higher gas prices in the immediate future after that things get worse and widespread.

Ahhh, the world already HATES the U.S. !

Correct ✅ and there may be Iranian terror cells in America as we speak waiting to strike. As the late Rodney King once said, “ Why can’t we all just get along?.” I’ve wondered that same sentiment for many years. 🌷☮️🐕💐

What's your point? Does it even matter which illegal war of choice it was? Aggressive imperialist countries are the problem.

The people who end up being right about it being a disaster don't get anything out of it, trust me, I know. Meanwhile those who took us to war always end up benefiting.

I feel like their argument has shifted from "No it Won't" to "We don't care."

I hate us right now, and I hold an an USA passport. Wish I could get to CN or EU. 😞

I hope that one day, this article and "'There's no way to prevent this', says Only Country in the World Where This Happens" stop being relevant.

Evergreen

U.S. voters, aka Charlie Brown, fall for Republicans, promises, aka Lucy, every damn time. They promise balance budgets, promise no wars, promise economic prosperity, promise small goverment, promise freedoms, good paying jobs, promise state rights, etc. Every time they pull back those footballs.

Absolutely. The Ayotollah was a wicked man who terrorized his own people and innocents across the Middle East. Trump released a statement saying that his new reason for strikes was 2020 and 2024 election interference. There's no plan to help the Iranian civilians. Just bombs. That's my issue.

Oh God. This is the new "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens", isn't it?

We're just doomed to repeat our mistakes forever I guess.

Yes, it will

where is the satire?

The classics are classics for a reason.

reminiscent of this classic debate from back in the 70's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nkr...

Oldie but a goodie. But this line really stood out: "just wait until the countless children who become orphaned by U.S. bombs in the coming weeks are all grown up" "In the coming *WEEKS*!" even the anti-war narrative back then didn't imagine a two-decade long quagmire!

No thank you.

Unlike the Simpsons?

Some of this is incorrect info...over 70 MILLION (that's over half our population) voted for the Trmp regime last Nov. Also, the 1/3 that didn't vote, deserves everything that's coming. Not voting was as damaging as a Maga vote. And most that did vote Dem did nothing else. No activism, no ACTION...

Unfortunately, US Americans don't "do" shame very well. Or guilt. Or memory for that matter.

Added bonus. Since we no longer have functional Intelligence or Homeland security, waging a terror war in our country ought to be a cakewalk. And you thought 9/11/ was bad.😓

Again?!

Guess who's who from the thumbnail.

i have premonitions of deja vu...

I miss the days when the Onion was reliable political satire… today, you are stuck with just the facts from the Onion, and far more reliable than any lamestream media

Classic Onion still applicable today.

An oldie that never gets old

When trump becomes too crazy to parody.

Please stop being relevant, 2003 Onion article.

These headlines being neck and neck for most relevant is a really cool way to live https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1848971668/

Gw bush did it first. Hasn't gotten better since and now worse

The Onion has finally conceded that it can no longer out perform reality, and will, for now, be practicing journalism instead of satire.

Evergreen

Which war we talking? Iran vs Israel/USA? Pakistan vs Afghanistan? Some exciting third war I haven't read about yet this morning?

Love this one too.

The only headline that can compete with the other headline.

23 years ago.......

Is it me or is the world too unfunny for Onion?

An evergreen article.

It's not a great sign when old satire can be reposted unchanged and still be relevant and accurate.

LMAO

Practically every onion article is reusable at this point

The Onion should update this every few years like they do the No Way To Prevent This article

To the murderers for money amongst us only, please

The entire globe is already anti-American including half of America’s own people at this point. Only mentally ill people are still clinging onto “America fuck yeah”

… in a loop.

Make sure we destroy all those weapons of mis information.

War against the IRG COULD destabilise the entire M.E. and set off a global shockwave. Leaving the IRG to its own devices, is CERTAIN to destabilise the entire M.E. and set off a global shockwave. Delayed action is CERTAIN to be harder than now. Hard, but not difficult choices.

March 26, 2003. Relevant as ever.