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Were they looking for his tiny mind? @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Be great if you could figure out which doctors it was and then we could deduce the specialities.

Totally normal. Just like multiple physicals a year. FFS

Not normal

Well, as one does when they go to their checkup, they have 22 medical specialists all lined up to asses you. Totally Normal.

He'll say they all wanted to see his amazing results.

Let us know when the corrupt bastard’s dead.

Is one of the 22 a coroner? Maybe a witch doctor?

One for each wittle finger, and each wittle piggie- you have 20 right there!

Look at the decrepit old man!

Because he is just French Fry eating death on cankles. Get it done already!!!

The reality is a deliberate obfuscation of the actual medical findings and the identities of the specialists involved, shielding the executive from accountability. Resulting Judgement: (-0.5, -1.0) — Withholding

The reality is a selective disclosure that obscures the actual health status while using the volume of specialists to project an image of thoroughness, effectively withholding the truth from the public. Resulting Judgement: (-0.5, -1.0) — Lesser Evil

21 of them to feed him hot dogs.

Hell yeah, good for you!

Great news!! 💗

Congratulations!

Fear, Hate & Greed are eating him alive...deal with it Traitor.

According to Trump, these specialists include a lion, a camel, a rhinoceros and an elephant; all of which confirm that he aces any test and isn’t suffering from dementia at all.

it doesn't say they all have different specialties. it could be eleven oncologists and eleven ENTs.

He's probably got a specialist for each hair on his bald head

So no individual physician risks a diagnosis and uses a committee to coverup his failing health.

Soon please

He cut ACA subsidies but as an inactive morbidly obese McDonald's eating 80 yo he has seen by 22 specialists

It's obviously terminal but how soon will happen.

He has a NASCAR pit crew at this point, otherwise he’d be dead already

Everyone has champagne and bullhorns ready!

He hasn’t found one that will say he’s OK.

For no reason I wanna point out my favorite Metallica song is “creeping death”

I smell a turd.

1 GP 1 Neurologist 1 Gerontologist 1 Urologist 1 Dermatologist 17 Psychiatrists in sequence until #17 wrote down what they wanted. His name: Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Dr Kavorkian ……. Now that would be the best doctor at this time.

2 doctors and 20 hype-men

"Dr, Howard...Dr.Fine...Dr. Howard"

More like 22 cadaver specialists.

Were doctors who specialize in psychopathy and severe narcissistic personality disorder part of the assessment?

it varies. I know some places it's 72 hours which is a long time for the person but a short time in this situation

It's his fault. He's looking for that specific specialist that will give him a clean bill of health. It took 22 of them for him to get his wish.

Weird take

Pretty sad state of affairs if 22 doctors couldn't figure out what's wrong with It.

Hey, the first 21 were liars, fake doctors, dumbacrats, until he found a great, unbelievably intelligent, not as intelligent as him, but a smart guy, who was able to recognise how physically and mentally fit he is...nothing to see here.

youtu.be/aI0euMFAWF8?...

They are specialists in their field--problem is, we aren't told what that (those) field is (are) to know what's going on.

Anesthesiologist and surgeon are both specialists, but you're not likely to see both often.

They're all standing around him admiring as he aces yet another cognitive test lmao. They're performing a longterm study of the benefits of the 'Only McDonald's and Golf' health regime.

Congress should subpoena the doctors

What a stupid waste of resources.

22 sounds like a healthy number of doctors

You did the job it now imitates, so it runs on the patterns you and scribes like you made. It didn't replace your skill, it absorbed it. The labor's still yours, uncredited. Who bills for what you built?

I'm surprised they went with an even number of doctors. Leaves the possibility open for a tie when they vote on his fitness.

People need to realize that at least half of those are there to simply spin the story that he's healthy.

Oh, so *now* you care about the health of the POTUS. LOL

Just curious, were any a: Dipshitologist? Proctologist? Grifterologist?

Obviously a podiatrist for his bone spurs, how could you forget?

Each one in turn approached him, crying, 'Sir, we just had to see for ourselves how healthy you are. Please can you do the dementia assessment test for us just one more time so we can marvel at your IQ'

@mementomorty.bsky.social is it bad when you demand 21 subsequent second opinions for a diagnosis alternately is it bad they need to bring in an entire football game worth of doctors (both teams) to cover all the things that are actively going wrong with you?

Here’s hoping his aorta blows soon. Cheers! 🥂

A few dementia specialists, 17 different varieties of oncologists, and a euthanasist highly recommended by Don Jr.

🤔🤔🤔

Did they not count the priests and exorcists that also were on standby?

He's bout to die, ain't it?! 😃 Prayers down for his sorry ass!

Probably chose the corrupt one 🤠

Couldn't find one that would tell him what he wanted to hear

He should go see great clown Pagliacci

22 that are on record

22???????

Just get it over with

21 of them are there to tell the mad king that his stool sample is the greatest, most amazing stool sample they've ever seen.

This just confirms that he’s healthy - 22 specialists confirmed that he’s doing well. A new record!

That wasn't any kind of "routine checkup."

Dr oz, Dr Phil, doc holiday, Dr Quinn medicine woman, Doc Martin, Dr. Dre, Dr. Doolittle, House, Dr Mengele, Dr. Kavorkian, Dr. Who, Dr. Assman, Doctor John, What's Up Doc........

It must be Three Stooges Disease! youtu.be/aI0euMFAWF8

Dude is cooked

Twenty two specialists and they were all named Dr. Vinnie Boombatz. 🫤

Homelander based on trump and maga from the boys met a just end in the final episode, trump acts just as deranged as the fictional character

I'd be interested to know what field those various docs were specialists in, more than individual identities. Mental health specialists? Heart/vascular or pulmonary specialists? Anyone treating his advanced syphilitic madness?

With the inability to stay awake he's likely either a diabetic & refusing treatment, or his blood pressure is very low, perhaps from precious cardiac events. Either way the infusions aren't working or doing enough.

Plot twist: they’re 22 top-of-the-line taxidermists being sworn in and briefed on Project Weekend At Bernie’s.

At least half of them are just for his hair. The other half tell him how high his IQ is because he looked at a picture of a squirrel and eventually said squirrel.

1 Crushing medicare for ordinary people 2 Treated by 22 doctors 3 Levelled on the asshole scale

Was one of them an exorcist?

Normal folks would be declaring bankruptcy over this “exam” and these specialists, but I guess the peasants suffer what they must, right?

Imagine two dozen doctors all feverishly submitting papers on the most amazing health they’ve ever seen. But for real my money says it’s diabetes and dementia plaquey brain with a dash of syphilis. The psychopathy is just pudding on the side.

That’s a lot

Seems to me that the bloated corpse of a public servant should be required to disclose health status to the public

Yes, they always do that for folks in excellent health, the best health anyone’s ever seen.

Carry on. It was just an alumni reunion for the Trump University School of Medicine

So hilarious we’re spending millions to prop up the health of this rapidly deteriorating bag of rancid meat who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself

Was there a psych analysis? You can fix ignorant, but his narcissism prevents him from recognizing his ignorance. I don't even know that giving him a diagnosis would help anything, but wouldn't it be satisfying if someone told him that he is a sociopath?

I'm pretty sure most hospitals don't have 22 different specialists and here we go, one man is getting this much attention for being in "excellent health".

Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.

so that’s like all the specialists

Got his tires rotated and fluids topped off.

22 individuals taking a huge shit on the Hippocratic Oath

The doctors aren't allowed to tell us, and the WH won't talk.

Why does this have me recall Stalin and his doctors…?

All these medical checks must really be putting a dent in his schedule. How's he even going to find time to golf?

Just make sure to destroy all the horcruxes first.

Waste of money.