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You know…I’ve thought about it. There’s strength in numbers.

I do this every damn day. But I see I am in plenty of good company.

For me, this is EVERY day

Where can I buy this?

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This is collective consciousness genius.

It’s a winner!

Oh That is brilliant!!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!

libraries & shelters often have outlets people can use

Rofl I need this!

I feel seen 🙄😁🤦😂🤷

Right? How pathetic.☹️

Apparently some medical professionals are no longer asking "who's president?" on the cognition test because so many patients get distressed at having to say his name.

It'll be vaccines again.

I was convinced the first one was at first. I don’t think so anymore, but the shooter was so odd. I can’t remember if they ever found his specific motive. (Besides hating Trump. Might have been enough, lol.)

@fucktrump.bsky.social @antitrumpaf.bsky.social @antifatechsupport.bsky.social Can we get on this?

Not British so don’t really know who she is, but anyone who strives to have that round or a head ain’t cool

Wanting to spite them may have kept Kissinger going.

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Oh pleeease!

Relatable.

Perfect. :-)

therese, I think, because we see pooh and piglet from our childhoods expressing very accurate sentiments in our adulthood. I giggled when I 1st saw it myself.

The good don't have to die young. But the evil don't tend to die young. Evidence Trump.

Its like the modern day "phone, keys, wallet" pat down

Yeah, I got MORON on the 2nd try

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Where can I get one!

Monument Valley 3 was originally a Netflix game.

Nice. And accurate.😆

This reminds me of the Soviet era joke from Russia, “the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page “.

Yep

lmao I'm sorry but this would so be Stolas from Helluva boss' phone...sorry Stolas...

Yup

I have a lack of relaxing puzzle games. Drop your recommended.

I find it disturbing how accurate this describes my mornings 😳

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Would buy

You're definitely up with the times!

No such thing as a relaxing puzzle game. 🤣

You missed 'Are we in a war?'

Brilliant. 👊🇺🇸🔥

My sentiments exactly

About sums up my pre-breakfast routine!

I cycle thru in that order every single day.

Have we met?

Omg, nailed it!

Take my tear stained money.

Perfect

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Haha! Totally. ( I have to break my phone habit.)

I feel exposed.

That sums it up perfectly. News/portfolio/NY Times games

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Steve G is more reliable than most people IRL

Yes! These are the 2 questions I have every morning after waking up ⏰ 😫

Perfect! That’s about it.

The only phone I need! Thx for the post!

Too funny 😂!

It is telling that everyone immediately knows who "he" is.

Honestly a dedicated app for the top is too much. Just make it like a weather app that updates and when its confirmed your phone gets a weather warning style notification but its the Wizard of Oz munchins going "Ding Dong!-"

My first question every morning.🥴

Patent it! Sell it for $30 and you will be a millionaire!

Love it

Oh I’d so buy this lol

I want that

Brilliant!!

I love it! lol

I keep listening to Bully by Shinedown.

In that case, yes, your hair will look great forever.

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My morning routine, right there!

I love it!!! Suggestion: DOES SOMEONE SUCK? No, not *that* kind! I mean, are they a bigot?

Ooohhjj😂😂😂😂

Every morning...you think he knows?

Pretty much sums up my life since January 20.

Is IT Golfing finally?

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My life absolutely

Exactly, check if everything's still a disaster, then see if you're broke enough to care.

That’s me 😂

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Brilliant. Cut to the chase.

Would not mind at all if I were wrong about this. Would love to be wrong.

Well you sure got my number

omg, are you spying on me? if wishes were horses...

2/2 "I'm looking for an obituary." "An obituary? But those are in the back!" "Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

Maybe "are they dead ?" would be better.

you know my daily routine

How did you know exactly what I check each morning and in that order?

LOL. Wow.

Red and white color scheme 👌🏼

You're brilliant

Exactly!!

So perfect!! If I could give you 2 hearts I would.

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I am. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Same same.

I literally thought it was only me

You forgot the anonymous sex button