Joe Clay

Joe Clay

@17cupsofcoffee.bsky.social

they/them | software engineer, musician, occasional gamedev

60 followers134 following64 posts

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ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

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the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon

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across time: a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister, a sister... 1000xRESIST is 40% off during Steam Autumn Sale.

Finji@finjico.bsky.social

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist & 1000xRESIST are now in a Steam bundle! Experience two award-winning sci-fi narratives about how humanity builds and rebuilds after everything falls apart. 🚀👽 store.steampowered.com/bundle/87856... 🤝 @fellowtraveller.games @sunsetvisitor.studio

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[reporter doing nothing other than quoting CEOs] this is the most important time doing this Job….wow. Covering the fast paced world of technology is difficult

this opens with perhaps the funniest 'recommended reading' list I have ever seen

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com

i have done what many said is impossible. i have made an order guide for playing the entire kingdom hearts series, for normal people. i hope this can be a helpful resource to at least one person out there:

My haul from the #FanfestWOLExchange sticker trade at #FFXIVFanfest! Absolutely crazy how many people turned out, I could have printed double and it still wouldn't have been enough... Drop me an @ if you spot your sticker! (also yes I did have to stand on a chair for this photo lmao)

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Read 'em and weep

Trinket@trinketbirdy.bsky.social

Bosses in first light are so funny. I just defeated a surprisingly adept security guard mini boss by throwing 4 mugs, 2 canned drinks, a thermos, a keyboard, and a hammer at his head.

Rare Joe lore: I *completely* fucked up my A level exams, to the point where I had to either repeat a year or give up on going to university I ended up dropping out and doing an IT apprenticeship instead, which has somehow turned into a 10+ year career as a software engineer

Written by Uju ✍🏽@writtenbyuju.bsky.social

What happened to you that changed the entire trajectory of your life?

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a movie that is functionally a hyper compressed, slightly more expensive season of a television show that is half kinda cute and half terrible whose legacy is forever marred by a right wing dipshit co-star based on a 20th century fox intellectual property? close enough, welcome back Serenity

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

‘THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU’ debuts at 58% on Rotten Tomatoes. • First Star Wars movie in 7 years. Read our review: bit.ly/MandoDF

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Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

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ff14 bosses love to say shit like “i will consume this entire world in fire and ash, none shall be able to stop me” and then cast a raidwide followed by a tankbuster

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pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle! lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

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THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

Edmond Tran@edmondtran.bsky.social

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

It is extremely funny/depressing that every single video game company is run by this guy

Luke Plunkett@lukeplunkett.com

not a fan of remasters/remakes personally, but the business case is there. this is bad business and bad leadership, and once again it's video game workers paying the price for dipshit executive decisions.

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Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Paranormasight 1 was an absolute gem of a VN that Square Enix sort of just threw out the door with no fanfare whatsover - I am extremely psyched that they've remembered it existed