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Today in conversations with my husband:

Did anybody else just get this government alert?

been an influx in bots around these here parts

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

having been on a number of teams i can assure you larry is very much a part of the team i have on occasion been the larry

my cat is apparently a cartoon character

Technically, they’re Remains now.

PSA to animal accounts: if you want to acknowledge Pride please make it clear you didn’t cross the rainbow bridge

That’s the most cat thing ever, with sass. 😹

I genuinely believe much of what we’ve seen in politics has arisen from people being forced by COVID to abruptly confront their own mortality and vulnerability, and the consequential desire to reject that vulnerability and anything that reminds them of it or invokes it.

biski's current project is disassembling an aeron chair

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

Pardons drug trafficking president of Honduras -> Kidnaps President of Venezuela and charges him for drug trafficking for oil US civilian murdered by secret police in the streets -> threatens to bomb Iran for murdering protesters in the street the timing drives me crazy

I can only hope that the highest levels of the US government running the same playbook they ran on Trayvon Martin and George Floyd and countless others on Renee Good is clarifying for some people out there

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

"too rich to be influenced" is the speech that the villain gives in TimeCop. it's like no one watchs van damme movies any more

I love maned wolves so much you don't understand

GM.

Forget it Jake, it’s Tiny Tim

Even a "curiosity" is pushing it tbh. There's an entire industry of weird looking white guys you poke in the stomach to make them say hideous, anti-social things like factory-produced Tickle Me Nazis

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 16

teaching the catmunch that the bed is a cool place to be has led to a) super cute bedtime cuddles and b) occasionally being woken at 4am by a 3.5kg cat using my gentleman's personal vegetables as a goshed be darned stepping stone

"crime, boy, I don't know"

she misses her bed

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

gentlemen, I have just been informed that my wife is neck deep in Cornish lesbian trade, and under these circumstances I am expected to organise an airborne invasion of Europe

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Christmas at the BBC

this but unironcally

wait, I need to focus on a task? too hard.

whoa black betty, charlie brown

Oh you're saying I can use a riddle to confound the inscrutable creature who wants to drain my life force?

Try explaining to your cat that you need another minute or two to make an invoice for a client before you can pay attention to them. Even if the money is so they get to continue eating, they will never understand.

good lord these little goopy boys might be the best minis they've ever made #warhammer

biski has developed a new strategy for taking revenge for the crime of going to bed - instead of meowing for half an hour she comes and sleeps on me when i'm reading, forcing me to choose between moving to sleep and waking her for 30 minutes of meows or watching her sleep instead of me

POV you've been neglecting your duties as a caretaker by selfishly remaining unconscious for nearly 5 hours

Absolute perfection. #Reform

oh christ

biski has discovered an effective new way to demand i wake up and prepare breakfast: stand fully on my chest and meow in my face